Tell me a joke. Very funny, but be healthy.

Her family are all lazy.

Celine asked Ella to do housework, but Ella didn't want to do it, so she asked Siebel to do it. Hebe doesn't want to do it either, so let Tian Bang do it.

One day, the little pig came to her house. He was very surprised to find that Tian Bang was doing housework very skillfully and sighed, "I didn't expect dogs to do housework!" " "

Tian Bangdao: "I can't help it. They don't do that. They all asked me to do it. "

The pig was even more surprised: "Can you still talk?"

Tian Bang quickly hissed and said, "Keep your voice down. If they know I can talk, please let me answer the phone! "

Say what?

Hebe's mother took Tian bon for a walk downstairs in Huayan, and happened to meet Ella who bought juice and went back to Huayan. Ella picked up a bottle of juice, abel tamata Bond.

Hebe said to Tian bon, "Aunt Ella gave you juice. Should I say something? "

Tian Bang nodded, looked at the juice, and then said, "Where's the straw?"

fish

Tian bang is a hothead. One day, it went fishing by the river.

Tian Bang first put a bug on the hook as bait and threw it into the water. After a while, he saw that the fish didn't take the bait and changed a piece of bread, but no fish took the bait.

Tian Bang changed the ham sausage on the hook in a rage. After waiting for a while, no fish took the bait.

In a rage, Tian Bang took out 100 yuan and fell into the water. He said angrily, "buy whatever you like!" "