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Mr. Bean's Descriptive Composition

1. Introduce Mr. Bean's composition. Bean is a simple-minded guy. Although he is often narrow-minded, for example, when selling turkeys, he will do something wrong. All these clumsy little moves show a kind of simplicity of pretending to be smart, which is a little secret in the lives of small people. It became a joke as soon as it was taken out.

Bean, Shanghai Raft, Gaohe and Guzi are all our colleagues and neighbors, so they look very kind. Or write this. You have a pair of talking eyes and an understanding heart. Always fascinates me with you. You have a pair of loving eyes. You have the magic to melt ice and snow. I never dared to ask for it. Your beauty always makes me unable to hide it. Why does your portrait always start day and night? This is all because I miss you.

In fact, you are afraid to tell you because I know I can't give you what you want. I can only secretly miss you, I can only secretly look at you, I always have no courage and can't say anything.

2. Mr. Bean's Composition Are you familiar with Mr. Bean? Every time he encounters difficulties, he will do things that make people laugh and cry.

Today, I will tell you some funny life fragments about Mr. Bean, so that everyone can smile and have fun. Once, Mr. Bean went to the street to sell things.

He wants to take things home, but the car is too small to hold. He came up with a good idea. He tied the sofa to the roof, opened the skylight, put his foot in and grabbed the steering wheel.

In addition, the brake is controlled by a broom and the throttle is controlled by a mop. He pushed the mop down, and the car made a crisp sound, making it turn 180 degrees.

The passers-by next to him opened their mouths in surprise when they saw this scene. Mr. Bean looked triumphant when he saw people's faces.

Who knows, when I was proud, the broom got stuck when I went downhill, and the brakes failed, so the car couldn't stop. So the whole car went on the rampage and rushed into the carriage of a moving car, flying out many feathers and falling like goose feathers and snow. When he came home, there were several clearly visible feathers in his mouth, which made the audience laugh.

This is just a short clip, and there are thousands of spoofs that will attract the audience's attention. I especially like watching Mr. Bean. His wisdom, humor and wit make me yearn for it.

In life, I also want to be a wise man like him and make my life happier.

You are welcome to ask. The eternal dream of the season waiting for flowers to bloom is full of longing for life with rapid steps. In the fleeting glory, I look for the loneliness of flowers scattered all over the place. I am not a saint, nor a wise man of life. I can't learn the open-minded atmosphere of Dongpo's A Life of Misty Rain, and I can't learn the thousand-year sigh left by Tao Qian's Picking Chrysanthemums under the East Hedge: he has his own nobility and nobility, and I have my own persistence. If I choose to be lonely, I would rather be lonely all my life. From then on, there was only a thin horse in the west wind. Sitting and watching the water in Yun Qi is like the morning. The sun shines on people who are praying devoutly. The land soaked with sweat is spitting out the sincerity and hope of life. There are a series of footprints on the horizon. It's the story they came to write: Dickinson, who became famous by experimenting with Mr. Bean, was surrounded by countless auras. Who can understand the unknown sadness? The ridicule and disdain from everyone, including his father, did not make him despair, but under the care of his mother, he learned to wait for the season to let him blossom and bear fruit. Every petal is his trembling heart. Happiness, pain, joy or sympathy, the human soul. Under the scorching sun, I want to forget what I want and I can forget what I want. My spirit dominates my life and I have been carrying it for many years. I sat smiling and watched the surge of life, and the only constant was persistence. We call it a butterfly. At the end of the dream, the blue shadow is recognized by the caterpillar in the depths of the colorful clouds. I look forward to that day. So I am eager to stand beside the sun and let myself shine. I want to face the sun and live proudly; Standing on tiptoe can get closer to the sun. Do not give up! Since I chose the front, I left this world with my indifferent back. At this moment, on a transparent afternoon, I applaud my youth with a pen. The sun shines on my desk through the light blue glass window, swaying golden dreams ... just like dancing with your fingertips in March, facing the sea, let the short and beautiful youth bloom like lotus flowers under our care. Meditate on the past. It's normal. I can see it.

Read the following text, write an article of not less than 800 words, and start a new line as required. You are the first. If a teacher says to a poor student, "You are the first in my heart."

We may think that this is an encouraging scam. But the teacher's meaningful words really make people think-it's not difficult to get the first place in the exam. As long as you are willing to start a new line, everyone is the first.

Yes! Start another line, you are the first. The posture of weeping willows is not as straight as that of poplars, but isn't the softness of "the breeze helps the weak willows" more exciting? Of course, the moon can't shine on the sun, but isn't the charm of "until I raise my cup and ask the moon" unique? Cold plum is not as beautiful as peony, but isn't the strength of "cold ling alone" appreciated? In fact, everything in the world has its own uniqueness. You don't have to worry about where others are ahead of you. Standing in the ranks of your characteristics, you are the first! So are people.

A short, funny-looking and stupid child is always the object of ridicule by teachers and classmates. His grades are not good, his reaction is a little slow, and he is not good at communicating with people. This kind of person seems to be out of the first place, but he was attracted by a leader by an accidental opportunity and stepped onto the stage of drama. From then on, he was the first.

He is the famous comedian "Mr. Bean". In learning and communication, Mr. Bean is really not so good, but in another line, in his special drama performance, he is the first! So, what reason do we have to feel sorry for ourselves? There will always be such a special line, and you are the first! Without beautiful appearance, but with cultivation and connotation, you are still charming; Without impressive achievements, but with the spirit of hard work, you will still be praised; Without fickle eloquence, but with a down-to-earth style, you will still be cherished by others; Without agile thinking, but with diligent quality, you still won't lag behind others ... Of course, this doesn't mean that you should give up your efforts to improve yourself, just don't always indulge in your own troubles in your own weaknesses, you should be able to see your own characteristics and believe that you are the first.

Friend, if you are a fish, don't complain that you have no wings to fly. You are the protagonist in the sea. If you are a plum, you won't always think about crystal snowflakes. You are the goddess of flowers. Look for his brightest beam of light under his own blue sky! Believe, start another line and you will be the first! "First", we usually understand that there can only be one. In fact, from another angle, maybe everyone can be the first.

Let's take a look at it in succession. It was the monitor who won the first prize in his composition and the first prize in the exam that ranked first in the class. But as long as you are willing to "find another way", isn't the story told by the study Committee in a sweet voice the first one? Of course, excellent dancers are also the first ... Many beginners have found suitable candidates in our "starting a new stove". Specifically, we can examine the topic from the following angles: 1. Everyone has his own advantages.

2. Believe in yourself and achieve the future. Looking at people from another angle, you can always see the advantages of each other.

5. Eating composition "Ah, ah, delicious, sweet and thirsty!" "Oh, what a treat!" Guess what we are doing. It turns out that we are eating watermelon! I saw Mo Mu give full play to his oversized front teeth, scraping watermelons with them. Although he eats like this, he eats very cleanly.

"You eat like a mouse grinding its teeth!" This reminds me of the poem Shuo in The Book of Songs. He tilted the watermelon upward, and his two front teeth ground the watermelon meat up and down. Make us laugh.

Look at the temperature next to her. She eats like a lady, chewing slowly. Maybe she doesn't want to eat too fast, as if she is tasting the chef's delicious food! The most interesting thing belongs to me. It is a versatile way to eat, sometimes a hungry tiger goes down the mountain, sometimes a beautiful woman, sometimes an excavator, and sometimes a squeaky tooth. "Oh, Doby, your red beard is dripping!" Mom is joking with me! "Doby, you cheep your teeth like a scrubber! Brush here for a while, then brush there, like Mr. Bean eating corn! It's so cute.

Am I cute? "Everyone burst into laughter, I wonder, oh, am I stupid? I don't think so. After a while, only some uneven melon flesh was left in the watermelon. Yeah, well, it's really cool and sober. It is really appetizing.

6. Writing (***50 points) 1: The article "I just want you to listen to my heartbeat" says: Ten years of tired questions 1: These are my parents who have given me life and donations in the past ten years. Your heads are covered with white silk and the wrinkles on your foreheads are like ravines, but my daughter has never seen you once.

Question 2: The reference example belongs to its own sky. Everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages, just like the stones on the mountain are angular, while the stones in the river are round and smooth. We are neither Einstein nor Kierands, but this does not affect our success.

All roads lead to Rome. Let's tap our strengths and create our own sky. Discover your strengths, show your strengths, and create your own sky.

Don't feel inferior to your thin legs like sika deer, and forget those beautiful and proud horns. Developing your own advantages is the first step to success.

Developing one's own strengths is to pay tribute and cheer for a perfect life; To develop one's own strengths is to declare war on one's own goals and achieve unrepentant youth. Giving full play to one's strengths is to succeed and to create one's own sky.

After more than 30 years' efforts, david ogilvy got lost. His dream was to get a title, but obviously, he failed.

He clearly realized that his advantage was not in politics, but in creation. So he resolutely turned around and set up the first advertising company, eventually becoming the "modern advertising pope".

Yes, he succeeded. He gave full play to his advantages and finally created his own sky. So far, he is still telling people: friends, don't live in vain, find your own advantages and struggle.

Success is on your side! Giving full play to one's own advantages is to make life perfect and full and create one's own sky. Perhaps no one can imagine that a mentally retarded teenager can be famous all over the world.

But you did it, claude akins. You despise people's ridicule and teasing. You showed your unique funny talent to life. You grasped your own advantages and finally achieved the world-famous Mr. Bean.

We are proud of you! You often say: not everyone is a genius, but a genius is good at finding gifts from God. Therefore, grasping your own advantages can achieve a perfect life.

Giving full play to one's own advantages means declaring war on one's own goals and creating one's own sky. In the eyes of white people, maybe he has no advantage. He has dark skin and comes from a middle-class family. He has a prominent position and no wealth.

But with her political sensitivity and grasp of the current situation, she became the first female secretary of state in the United States. She is rice, and a dark-skinned woman also said: Grasp your own advantages, that is what you strive for all your life.

Each of us has our own specialties, develop our own specialties and achieve our own life. Create your own sky, just like Jane Harlow's light silver hair, just like clark gable's rough personality, instead of grabbing at his eyebrows and moustache and getting nowhere in the end.

Grasp your own advantages, create your own sky, and believe that there is the softest wind to soothe the fatigue of the struggle process and celebrate the joy of success. Question 1:.

7. Read the following materials about the high school composition of Dou 800 and write an article of no less than 800 words as required. (60 points)

Atkinson Hui, the actor of Mr. Bean, has a severe stutter, which is fatal to the actor. He knew it was difficult for him to really overcome stuttering, so he seldom spoke in the play, only occasionally mumbled a few vague words. However, this greatly increases the difficulty of performance, and Atkinson needs to transform the laughter and creativity that can be easily expressed in words into exaggerated and funny expressions and actions. Therefore, Atkinson studies himself in the mirror every day, trying to find out the best humorous effect, and finally becomes a world-class comedy star with rich body movements and changeable facial expressions.

It is required to choose a good angle and determine the intention. Distinctive style, self-created title; Don't deviate from the content and meaning of the material, don't copy it, and don't copy it.

Don't hesitate, there is no shortcut to success.

Remember, hard work will always win.

As we all know, success is what everyone in the contemporary era longs for. Everyone hopes for success and dreams of success. But is there really a quiet shortcut on the road to success? I think the answer is obvious. There is only one way to success, and that is hard work. Mr. Bean is definitely a milestone in English comedy, but who knows that his actor Atkinson suffers from a severe stutter, but he is still thriving on the stage of performance. But behind him is the result of countless hard trainings, so there is no shortcut to success.

The motto of Harvard University, an American Ivy League school: Learning this thing is not a lack of time, but a lack of effort. Maybe you think it's ridiculous to define Harvard elite with hard work, but at Harvard, he will tell you that no pains, no gains. If you enjoy your busy life for a while today, you won't be so successful tomorrow. Even a genius has to pay 99% sweat.

In fact, everyone who knows Harvard knows that although he is a first-class prestigious school, there are no luxurious buildings standing on the Harvard campus, only the quiet Scottish red wall, and there are no figures wearing luxurious clothes, only students in a hurry. You can see the students with books in their left hand and pizza in their right hand on the bench, reading under the street lamp. They are not complacent about being admitted to Harvard. In their minds, Harvard is a paradise and a fertile land, from which they can constantly learn.

Throughout every corner of Harvard, he tells you all the time that you can only get close to success with time and sweat. This is the spirit of Harvard, and this is what I want to say. There is no shortcut to success, only diligence is enough.

Dickens said, "This is the best time, but it is also the worst time." Don't let this best era become the worst. Only by continuous exploration can we open up a new future without changing everything. In this process, there is no other way but to work hard. Born with Tao, aim high. Chairman Mao said: "Life is a fairy cave, and infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak." Cast the greatness of the times with diligent sweat and create success with sweat.

In the history of China, there are many hardworking people. Wang Xizhi, a calligrapher, practiced calligraphy day after day in Lanting when he was a child, dyeing the water in Lanting pool black, and finally practiced calligraphy of "floating like a cloud and charming as a dragon". He explained the most beautiful attitude of diligence with his outstanding accomplishments in calligraphy. Imagine that Wang Xizhi's words, if not stained with black water, could be "floating like clouds and charming like dragons". If Wang Xizhi is not on the job all the year round, how can all the 20 words in his masterpiece Preface to Lanting be the same? Therefore, it is hard work that has made Wang Xizhi's calligraphy an eternal reputation, and it is also hard work that has made him a handsome pen, and it is also hard work that has made his calligraphy life posture extremely beautiful!

Atkinson is not a myth, Harvard is not a myth, Wang Xizhi is certainly not a myth, and neither are successful people who work hard. Any successful elite must pay extraordinary sweat, which is a great and ordinary truth: there is no shortcut to success.

8. Write Mr. Bean's composition 130 Mr. Bean in the play always drives a bright yellow mini-car and carries a brown teddy bear with him.

Mr. Bean, he is a little clumsy, a little naive and a little short-circuited. The play is full of humor and surprise. It has no language, but it is full of rich body movements and various expressions.

Mr Bean's starring name is Tam Sebastian Atkinson CBE. Don't underestimate him. He is a famous British comedian. Masterpieces include Mr. Bean, Johnny english and The Golden Holiday of Bean! In the play, one thing Mr. Bean did impressed me deeply. He put fireworks in a bucket of paint, glued the whole house with newspapers and wrapped all the fruits one by one. This bunch of grapes is wrapped in newspaper, like a bunch of stones. When he lit the fireworks and wanted to go out, he found that he had forgotten to lock the door. He opened a newspaper with an apple and stuffed it into the door. After several turns, he found that it was not the door lock, so he opened another newspaper and found the door lock. He desperately plugged in the door, closed it and fled outside. Bang, the fireworks exploded. Mr. Bean's room is white and very uniform.

But it can't be done in the real world. A firework is dangerous enough, and with paint, maybe the house will collapse.