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What's more interesting about basketball?
Rocket Abandoned, Spurs Assistant, Thunder Rookie, Sun Team Doctor: The above four words can be regarded as NBA inspection-free labels. Abandoned Rockets have always been the beacon of the free market, and they have visited Laurie, Battier, harel, Fluffy, Artest and so on. Spurs teaching assistants have already spread all over the league. At that time, Bobo was the only one among the four famous league commanders (Si Long, Uncle, Larry Brown and Jackson). Thunder rookie has basically won all major awards in this decade. If the detonator is willing to give Harden an extra $5 million ... Needless to say, the Sun team doctors will benefit from the wonderful rejuvenation of Hua Tuo Nash, Stoudemire, O' Neill and Hill.
Don't be too XX: the earliest version appeared in the early days when Kobe led the team alone around 2005. At that time, Kobe's teammates were weak, so he was addicted to singles and hit high scores in a row to break the record. Lakers fans always make enemies with the star fans in major forums inexplicably, and "being a man can't be too Kobe" was born, describing not being too independent in playing.
I want to drink your bath water: 20 1 1 At the Golden Globe Awards, when American actress Scarlett Johansson was walking on the red carpet, Durant couldn't help sending a tweet: "Scarlett, I want to drink your bath water." (Du Xin Xiaoshuai forgot to change the trumpet again) Then Scarlett, the heroine of the event, also replied to Durant in Twitter. If he can win the championship of 20 1 1- 12 season, then she doesn't mind letting Durant taste her bath water. But James eliminated Thunder 4-/kloc-0-0 in the finals, so Durant was deprived of bath water by James J.S.Wong.
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