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How to write two children bragging

New joke in the Year of the Tiger-Two children are bragging

Two children, A and B, are having a bullfight on the hillside.

A child said, "My cow is really something. Eating a handful of grass can squeeze out three liters of milk. I grew up eating its milk. "

The second child said, "No wonder you are fat in vain, but it's not unusual. Your cow is a cow! Look at my cow. It can plow when the whip is straight. I bought three acres of land for my neighbor Aunt Zhang yesterday. If you don't believe me, you can ask Aunt Zhang. "

Blowing it around, the more it blows, the more mysterious it becomes ...

A child said, "My cow B is big. Last year, two calves escaped. It's no trouble at all. "

The second child said, "This is even more unusual. Cows can have donkeys instead of calves! Look at my cow. Its upper lip is upright and its lower lip is upright. It sneezes like a typhoon of magnitude 8, causing a tsunami in Indonesia. Last year, I farted and blew Aunt Zhang's cow to death. Why else did you buy three acres of land for her family? "

Blowing around, the second child always gets the upper hand, and the boss rubs his feet in a hurry.

Just then, I saw Aunt Zhang running in a hurry, shouting as she ran: "You two little B-kids, stop bragging and run up the hill!" Everyone in the village ran away. "

Children A and B quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

Aunt Zhang said, "The cow of Uncle Wang's family in the west of the village is menstruating. As you know, once every three years, it floods like the Yellow River burst its banks every time, flooding our village ... "