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Why is there no salt in Linzhou? What is the reason?

Don't be nervous, salt is not only the result of speculation by businessmen (and in Guangzhou) and looting by ignorant people. At noon 17, the National Development and Reform Commission said that salt would be urgently adjusted within 24 hours, and salt would be distributed to all parts of the country within 5 days, and told the good news that the price of salt would remain unchanged before.

There is also a saying that iodine can prevent radiation, and eating iodine poisoning every day can't prevent it.

Salt pollution, not to mention pollution, even if there is pollution, the national salt storage will be 80-90 million tons, while the underground salt storage in Qinghai Salt Mine is 50 billion tons, which is the national (or even the world) 1 year per person 1 bag. There are lake salt, well mineral salt and sea salt in China. And there is no sea salt at all.

Salt is different from other foods. Raising the price of salt and selling private words can be sentenced to death at the highest. So did the Qing Dynasty. Anyone who smuggles salt will be killed, because salt is the lifeline of the country.

As far as the present situation is concerned, the goods can be delivered within 24 hours, but only if the buyer stops that stupid behavior, but if it doesn't stop, it will be in place within 5 days.

Today, someone called to say that there is salt in the supermarket, or 1.2 yuan. In some places, it may be late. In addition, in many formal places in the south, it is no longer sold at 1 RMB 2, but only 3 packs per person in 3 yuan. This is obviously a question of price, so try to reflect it to the price bureau and other units.