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Some people are doomed not to fail.
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My first idol in life is Yuanyuan, an internship assistant I met when I was a senior working in a foreign company.
She is thin and small, and looks the weakest. When I first arrived at the company, I heard that Cathy, the boss of the public relations department, had poor taste. Before Yuan Yuan joined the company, he had dismissed many famous schools high flyers who came for interviews, and the longest one worked for a week. Yuanyuan looks nothing special, clean and tidy, and speaks in an orderly way. It is rumored that he graduated from a third-rate university, and his foreign language is even worse. Sometimes it's really hard to hear her make long-distance calls abroad. Everyone guessed that she wouldn't be able to do it for long.
But after three months, she is still as steady as Mount Tai. Cathy is under great pressure at work and often loses her temper. Several times, I heard a lot of noise in the office. But when Yuanyuan came out, she always looked calm and turned a blind eye to the abuse behind the door. Fortunately, Cathy has never given Yuanyuan an eviction order.
I vaguely feel that this little girl's composure and wisdom are rare among her peers. In front of the arrogant and powerful Cathy, Yuanyuan looks like an insignificant little ant. However, this little ant has incredible mysterious power. Yuanyuan can always make Cathy willingly promise things that others can't and can't agree with.
I'm getting more and more curious about her. I often secretly observe her after work and listen to her slowly take care of the relations in all directions, neither supercilious nor impatient. Slowly, I saw some clues.
Anna from the new household appliances department came to Cathy to ask for a budget, and first bowed her head and whispered in Yuanyuan's ear. Yuanyuan looked at the timetable and whispered, "Don't wait until Wednesday. The boss will have a video conference that morning. Sales in North China have dropped a lot this quarter, and the atmosphere will definitely be bad. However, the boss will go out for dinner with his family at noon on Tuesday. I heard that her husband's art exhibition in Macau was quite sensational. This time it should be a celebration dinner. You can talk on Tuesday afternoon. "
Anna left with gratitude, and the result was no accident, very smooth. Cathy is in a good mood. The new household appliances department has achieved a 10% increase in next year's budget. The next day, Yuanyuan put a bottle of exquisite perfume on her desk.
I suddenly found that the so-called strength never refers to a man's courage. Yuan Yuan seems to be weak, but she can plan ahead, always know herself and be invincible. This is all due to her meticulous thinking and accurate judgment. In my heart, she is like a martial arts expert who comes and goes without a trace in the novel. She can fly flowers, pick leaves and instantly seal her throat when she sees blood.
It's a pity that Cathy couldn't hold back her bad temper. One morning, for some unknown reason, the boss rushed out of the room and yelled at Yuanyuan, giving her ten minutes to leave. Yuanyuan was calm, without explanation or forgiveness. She packed her things slowly, then turned to the boss with a smile, as if to say to us, "I can go, but if you call me back one day, please pay me double."
There is a dark cloud-like pressure between light clouds and light winds.
We are all waiting for Yuanyuan to come back, but we are not sure when. This sentence, like an unfinished short story, aroused everyone's appetite, and only the boss took it as a joke for several days.
But slowly, she couldn't laugh. She found that the computer in the public relations department was broken, and the technical department no longer came to deal with it for the first time. The new assistant can't make coffee and flowers, and the single aristocrats in the technical department can't enjoy Yuanyuan's good craftsmanship anymore.
The Ministry of Transport no longer gives priority to the public relations department to distribute and install household appliances and gifts to customers. The new assistant is not familiar with the driver. In the past, at noon, Yuanyuan chatted with them when she was free.
The finance department always reimburses the travel expenses of the public relations department last, because the new assistant didn't arrange everyone's expenses according to Yuanyuan's habit, and attached the fast food coupons for the season.
It turns out that the exclusive benefits of the public relations department are all carefully taken care of. She has always been a lubricant between the public relations department and various departments. When everyone was quietly weaving the web inadvertently, she sewed up the interests of herself and the public relations department tightly. Break down all the fortresses and links related to public relations. Without Yuanyuan, Cathy is always awkward and slow, and gets twice the result with half the effort.
Finally, on a hot noon, the boss shouted out the sentence that had been in his heart: "Give me back the source!" " "
Yuanyuan came to work again the next day. I asked her what she was doing these days. She said that she had gone to Yunnan and had just come back the day before yesterday. With a smile on her lips, she said, "I have calculated the time. It should be these two days. "
I watched Yuanyuan busy shuttling between various departments, and I was deeply moved by her. In such a thin body, there is such a powerful force that you can be irreplaceable. How can she settle down to be an assistant for life?
Sure enough, two years later, Yuan Yuan moved to a well-known real estate company as a department manager. After half a year, he was promoted to the president's office and later became the administrative director with an annual salary of one million.
This is my life idol, an internship assistant who once fought side by side, a weak and emaciated girl. Cold cuts a narrow road with no background and no value in the blood-stained workplace. She expands her territory with wisdom and emotional intelligence, and sticks to her home with reason and calmness. You ask her why she succeeded, because a hard life must be wonderful.
About the author: Mi Li, Jane Shu @ Mi Li D, the author graduated from the Chinese Department and climbed the grid while working as a teacher. Wechat official account: mysterious unlimited miliDDD.
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