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I just saw it and lamented the magic of punctuation. . . . . . The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: "Women don't panic without men." Let the students punctuate. The girl's answer is: "If there are no women, men will panic." The boy's answer is: "Women will panic without men." One night, a private got up to take a shit at night, and there was no light in our toilet. He had to go to the toilet in the dark. When he was halfway through the solution, he found someone touching his ass. He was so scared that he ran to the security sergeant without wearing pants and shouted, "An Guan! An Guan! Someone touched my ass in the toilet! " An Guan: Is there such a thing? ! Don't tell anyone, I'll take care of it. Go back to sleep first! "The next day, the security officer told the monitor about it. The monitor is worried that this will affect the morale of the troops. He decided to catch ghosts together next time. A week later, there was nothing haunted ... One night, the second soldier went to the tuba again. When he squatted down, he felt someone touching his ass. This time, he shouted even louder. All the squad leaders got up and rushed to the toilet with sticks. Just then, one monitor opened the door and the other monitors looked in. All the squad leaders were dumbfounded, stunned for about three or four seconds, only to hear the squad leader say, "XXX is happy!" ! What the hell? Touch your ass! It's all shit! ! ! "