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Take-away note for girls. Humorous.

1. Please sneak around when you come. Don't ring the doorbell. You can't find me giving my dad supper, or he will hit me.

No one has told me happy birthday since early morning. My relatives and friends didn't tell me, and I realized that it wasn't my birthday, but my beautiful sister/handsome brother gave me more taro. Thank you.

I bought it for my husband. I have to make sure it's a man. If it's a woman, please call me, and I'll kill it right away.

In Lower Kudou Shinichi, I was drugged by my enemy and became a child Conan. I heard that eating more crab roe can help me get back to my original state more quickly, and let Kidd help you steal the jewels when it's done.

On the day of online class, the teacher contradicted, homework piled up like a mountain, parents were under pressure like a mountain, and friends and boyfriends betrayed one after another. I couldn't bear it, and Shuangtaro helped me turn the tables against the wind.

6. I was originally a princess with a prominent family background, but I was abandoned by my family because of a scheming thief. I was chased by disciples and even cut off my pulse, adding more ketchup to listen to my revenge plan!

7. Hello, I'm Altman. I'm fighting the enemy, and I'm running out of strength. There is an urgent need to add a lot of small ingredients to milk tea to replenish water. After the victory, I invite you to visit the country of light.

8. I am mortal, but when all heroes fall, I lift the hammer of Thor and become Thor! Want to know the ending? Please give me some more grapes to tell you

9. Hello, I'm Jay Chou's assistant. At present, a song about milk tea is missing from the new album. Wenshan said that you need more brittle bangs to get inspiration. Thank you very much

10, normal ice, bitter, as bitter as my life.