Who can tell some cold jokes? ! Thank you!

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?"

"Yes, of course you are a penguin." Grandma replied.

The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?"

"Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " Dad replied.

"But," said the little penguin distressfully, "but why do I feel so cold?"

A hot day in summer. Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot: "He said, it's so hot, I want to take off my clothes." As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this time, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. Result. . . One day, he was taken away!

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. When his classmates saw his new hairstyle, they all laughed at him: "Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite!" " "Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . . Cry, cry. . . He flew. . . . .

When my friend Li Shansi and I just moved, there was no TV at home, which was very boring. Let's pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then we can change the channel by pretending that we have a remote control. This son of a bitch keeps changing channels. I told him, but he wouldn't listen. Then we started fighting.