Someone sent me some funny xiehouyu or short sentences! 3Q

Sell both cloth and salt-mind your leisure (salt) affairs.

Drinking soup without a son-shameless and dirty.

Disclaimer-shameless person.

Burning paper on the grave-fooling ghosts.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

Bitch Fujian-insincere

The deflated suona-see how you blow it

Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.

Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)

Fart under the covers.-take it all.

Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.

Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.

Sauté ed green onions with cabbage leaves-add pro (green) to pro (green)

The flood washed away and collapsed the temple of Guan Gong-panic.

The prodigal son's brother-prodigal son.

Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief-it's so wronged.

The mowers worship stone statues-bullying the weak and fearing the hard.

Walking a tightrope with a big belly-adventure.

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit)

Digging coptis chinensis with a spade-irony

Idle people play drums-play everywhere

The Jade Emperor farted-with air.

Xin Wei grew up on the roof.-asshole.

Moldy grapes-full of bad water

Have loose bowels on the plane-thousands of miles.

Scud talk-a short talk

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery-terrible.

Draw a bow in a cemetery-shoot a ghost.

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Driving without a whip-by flattery.

Sorghum is a wheat hybrid.

Coffin shop business-life and death money.

Kidnapper in hospital-self-treatment (foot)