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An article in Crazy Reading Monthly mentioned many examples of the bitterness or decadence of celebrities before they became famous, including Pu Shu, Aaron Kwok, The Beatles, and Jay Chou.

One day, Pu Shu's mother asked him very embarrassedly, "Do you want to go to the restaurant to bring a plate?" Pu Shucai suddenly realized that he had been eating and drinking at home for a long time.

Yu Minhong has been admitted to college for three consecutive years. He does not do farm work or work to make money. Everyone in the village laughs at him. And the most important thing is that when he tried hard for the third time, he still did not know that he could Can you pass the exam?

That year, Guo Degang was so hungry that he had no choice but to use the BB machine to eat two steamed buns.

When Han Han went to the office to go through the formalities for dropping out of school, the teachers asked him, "If you don't study, how will you make a living in the future?" The young Han Han said innocently, "You will rely on my royalties." The teachers all laughed.

Jack Ma applied for a job at KFC, but he failed. Jack Ma talked to the big bosses about what e-commerce is, and the big bosses came to the conclusion that this was a liar.

When Iverson, who was only 1.83 meters tall, entered the professional basketball court for the first time, those people told him that your ultimate goal is to score 10 points and 5 assists per game, because you Too short and will never dominate here.

Beijing, when Zhang Guoli and Deng Jie were sleeping on a door-board bed in the basement, they both felt that it was a great blessing to have a companion when they drifted to Beijing.

Yu Hua submitted the novel to various large and small publications across the country, and then received rejection letters from all over the country. But he did not give up. He continued to write and submit. Then, he received rejection letters one after another from all over the country.

The thin Schwarzenegger lived a dark life in the slums.

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Someone said to young Li Zongsheng, you are so ugly and have no talent, how can you sing?

Jeremy Lin wandered around the NBA and was kicked out by several clubs in succession.

When Cui Yongyuan hosted the show for the first time, after a while, a voice came from behind him, who is this grandson?

Since Wu Zongxian gave him a job opportunity, Jay Chou finally didn’t have to He went to wash dishes in the restaurant again, so he wrote some songs, but no singer was willing to sing his bad songs.

Liu Chuanzhi started a company with 200,000 yuan, but was defrauded of 140,000 yuan as soon as he started. He was so angry that he couldn't sleep all night.

Singaporean Adu’s life at the construction site was not much better.

Iwai Shunji’s girlfriend asked him, how much money do you have? Iwai Shunji said I have no money, so he was dumped

42-year-old Zong Qinghou discovered that he was making children’s nutritional solutions There was a huge market, but his relatives and friends advised him not to do it. It was just a fool's dream to make a fortune selling that thing. Zong Qinghou burst into tears. Can you understand a middle-aged man in his forties facing the last time in his life? Feeling like an opportunity? Not long after, he named his nutrient solution Wahaha.

One day, a Rolls-Royce came into the car wash shop. A car cleaner touched the steering wheel with great joy. He was discovered by the customer. The customer slapped him and told him , you will never be able to afford such a car in your life. Later, this car cleaner boy bought six Rolls-Royces. The car cleaner boy is named Chow Yun-fat.

Li An did not work for six years after graduation and relied on his wife’s money to support him. Ang Lee once wanted to give up movies and enrolled in a computer class to learn some skills and work part-time to support his family. When his wife found out, she told him directly that there are so many people in the world who know computers, and you, Ang Lee, are the only one who can do it. things to do. Later, Ang Lee made some movies that only he could make in the world.

They are all one-in-a-million people. Their characteristic is that they are always working hard, their dreams sound unrealistic, their lives are worse than yours, and no one knows whether they will succeed in this life. But the most crucial point is that despite being criticized, they remained unwavering and persisted in their beliefs and worked hard until they succeeded!