Easy moment: my sister took her little boyfriend home for the night, and both parents pretended to be asleep, didn't they?

The editor laughs at Xiao Shu's jokes: there is no money on the bus card, only five bills, and two bills are needed for the bus. I want to collect three from the people behind me when I get on the bus. When I got on the bus, I grabbed his hand and said, how many bills do you want to put in? Uncle leng gave me a silly look, spread out his hand with only one dollar and said, can you catch this, too?

Editor's hilarious joke from Xiao Shu: Once upon a time, a farmer called the police. Farmer: Tell the police that someone here is bragging. Come and get him. Policeman: People brag and make you shit. You're crazy. Then hang up. The farmer was silent for a long time, and suddenly let out a piercing scream: Let go of my cow! ~~~~~~~~~~~

Editor Xiao Shu's hilarious joke is very funny: My best friend asked me to lend her her boyfriend for a day in March, and she wanted to take it home to spend the holidays with her mother. I refused at first, but then I thought about her weight of more than 300 kilograms, so I was relieved to lend my tall and handsome boyfriend to her for one day.

The hilarious joke in the editor's short book is funny: my friend and his wife are fighting, and his five-year-old son turned to go out to help his grandfather. The old man has a bad waist and legs and walks behind his grandson with crutches. The little guy trotted away. Looking back, Grandpa walked slowly and impatiently. When he came up, he was pulled by a crutch: Grandpa, I'll help you hold it. Go! The old man just stood there, Xiong Haizi. ...

Editor's hilarious joke from Xiao Shu is funny: Wife: Why do you think fish always keep their mouths shut? My wife glared at me: Why do you ask so many questions? Eat it when it's cooked! I was angry at that time: how can I eat if you are not cooked? !

The hilarious jokes from Xiao Shu are funny: at night, my sister stole my little boyfriend home, and my parents pretended to sleep. 10 minutes later ... I heard them playing games ... What stage did I say? I heard my parents say beside my parents: My daughters are all grown up, so it's time to talk about marriage. I will talk to my daughter about the bride price tomorrow, free of charge.