Here is a humorous text message joke, not pornographic, humorous, the kind that will make people burst into laughter after reading it.

Once upon a time, there was a penguin. He was bored and wanted to go to the polar bear’s house to play. But their homes were far away from each other. It would take twenty years to walk, so the penguin kept walking and walking. In the middle of the journey, I suddenly realized that I didn't have anything, so I went to get it, so I walked for forty years before I got there.

When they arrived, the penguin said to the polar bear: "Shall we go to your house to play?"

Unexpectedly, the polar bear said something. He said, "It's not fun at my house, so let's go to your house." Let's play at home..."

Is it cold?