English jokes or jingles suitable for grade two (within 60 seconds)

One day, Tim's math teacher read his homework.

I found that all his arithmetic problems were done correctly. The teacher was very angry.

I am very happy and surprised. He called Tim to the table.

I said to him, "Tim, you did all your homework right this time."

What happened? Did your father help you? "

"No, sir. He was so busy last night that I had to finish it all.

Myself, "Tim said.

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's math teacher looked at his homework and found that he got all the answers right. The teacher is very happy.

He called Tim to the table and said, "Tim, you have finished your homework this time."

That's right. What's going on here? Did your father make it for you? "

"No, sir, my father was very busy yesterday, so I had to do it myself."