Three short stories about language art, about 30 words.

The short story about language art is as follows:

1. A western reporter asked Premier Zhou: "Excuse me, Mr. Premier, are there any prostitutes in China now?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Premier Zhou saw everyone's doubts and added: "The prostitutes in China are in Taiwan Province Province, China." Suddenly the applause thundered.

2. A gentleman laughed at Andersen: "Is that a hat on your head?" Andersen asked, "Can that thing under your hat count as a human head?"

When Churchill gave a speech, he received a note with only two words "idiot" on it. So he said to everyone, "I just received a letter, but unfortunately the writer only remembered the signature and forgot to write the content."

4. During the negotiations between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party, under the stern and aggressive momentum of the Chinese Communist Party delegation represented by Zhou Enlai and Wang Ruofei, the Kuomintang representatives argued and were furious: "It is really casting pearls before swine to negotiate with you." "Yes, casting pearls before swine!"

5. Andersen is a famous Danish fairy tale writer. Although he is loved by children, some people just don't like him. Once, a gentleman saw Andersen and laughed at him: "Andersen, can that thing on your head be regarded as a hat?"