Who has the funniest and shortest funny story?

1. Are you having a meeting? Yes, is it inconvenient to speak? Ah, then I say listen, okay, I miss you, oh, do you miss me? Well, you were so mean yesterday, hi. 2. Conversation between the fortune teller and the lady: You are not in good fortune. Why? Because you carry a bad omen. Can I take off my bra? No, once you get rid of the bad omen, there will be two big waves in your life. 3. A mentally ill man was lying on the bed singing. He turned over and continued singing while lying on the pillow. The attending doctor asked him why. Psychotic man: Idiot, after singing side A, of course he has to sing side B. 4. Drunk man: My dear, our house is haunted. I just went to the toilet and the light automatically turned on as soon as I opened the door. After peeing, the light went out by itself. My wife yelled: You peed in the refrigerator again. 5. A swimming coach is outspoken and has a loud voice. . One day, he saw a female student in the mall. He said loudly: You put on clothes, I really can’t recognize you! 6. The female teacher’s pants were unzipped during the lecture. A girl stood up and reminded: Teacher, do you have a door? Off! The teacher waved his hand: Ignore it, the dean will come to visit later. 7. Modern beauty swears: to mess up the mind of a 60-year-old man, seize his property at the age of 50, separate his wife and children at the 40-year-old, break the waist of a 30-year-old man , 20-year-olds are hanging around me! 8. Early in the morning the day after the wedding, the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding on to the wall with one hand and covering her lower body with the other, cursing: Liar! What a liar! She said she was thirty before getting married. Years of savings, I thought it was money! 9. A boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a line: anyone who crosses the line is a beast. When she woke up and found that the man had really failed to pass the line, the woman slapped the man hard: You are worse than a beast! 10. Under the shade of the trees in the hospital, a couple of lovers were hugging and kissing. A doctor saw this and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. To perform artificial respiration, you should lay her flat on the ground. Go away and let me do it." 11. One night, a naked man called a car. In the taxi, the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a fucking naked man! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from! 12. Question: Who is the most miserable person in the world? Answer: Artillery company cooking squad soldiers! Question: Why? Answer: A cuckold takes the blame and watches others have sex. 13. A pair of fly mother and son were having a meal. The son frowned and asked his mother: "Mom, why do we eat poop every day?" The mother said: "Don't say such disgusting words while eating, eat it while it's hot!" 14. One day, 0, 8, and 6 and 9 met on the street. 0 looked at 8 disdainfully and said: You are just fat, why should you wear a belt? 6 didn’t even look at it. 9 said: It’s cool, it’s cool, why are you doing handstands! 15. Reasons why leadership work is not good: First, it is irrelevant, like a widow sleeping with no one above her; second, it is unstable, like a prostitute sleeping, with the boss constantly changing; third, there is no unity, like sleeping with the wife, and others are always doing it. own people. 16. There is a couple who gave birth to a girl for the first time and named them Zhaodi. The second child was a girl and named "Youzhao". The third child was still a girl and named "Zaizhao". The fourth child was still a girl. Her father became angry and named her "Trick". 17. Dongbagou is very poor: clothing is basically dependent on spinning; eating is basically dependent on the party; getting rich is basically relying on robbery; marrying a wife is basically dependent on thinking. Xibagou is even poorer: communication is basically dependent on it. You rely on roaring; transportation basically relies on walking; public security basically relies on dogs; sex life basically relies on hands. 18. People who know how to trust can find people who are relaxed and happy, and people who know freedom and care can find friends. In this realistic era, I hope you can still find them. Get sincerity....

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