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Yang Tongban went back and gave Yang Decai his business card. Yang Decai disagrees and thinks that dating agencies are all scams. Yang Decai asked his secretary to find him a reliable girl on a dating

Yang Tongban went back and gave Yang Decai his business card. Yang Decai disagrees and thinks that dating agencies are all scams. Yang Decai asked his secretary to find him a reliable girl on a dating website. The secretary found a girl who seemed to be in good condition on a dating agency website and made an appointment to meet at a time and place. Yang Decai was waiting in the coffee shop. Unexpectedly, the person he met was a fat girl with a pockmarked face. Yang Decai couldn't help but smile and asked why he was talking nonsense on the Internet. Unexpectedly, the fat girl felt very good about herself and asked Yang Decai where he was. Does one item not meet the online conditions? ! Little did the fat girl know that the honest guy in front of her was a rich man. Seeing that Yang Decai was not well-dressed, she looked down on him and left. Yang Decai returned to his office depressedly, accidentally saw the business card of Xiliangyuan Dating Agency on the table, and reluctantly asked Yang Copper to find Wang Chengen to try.

The fat girl went to Wang Chengen to make trouble, saying that he should not find a migrant worker to fool her and ask him to return the money. Wang Chengen acted like a fool and refused to retreat. The fat girl refused to leave, and even occupied the toilet in his office, sitting on the toilet without getting out. She accidentally saw Yang Decai in a photo of a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a residential complex in a newspaper on the toilet floor, and was stunned. Wang Chengen didn't believe it at first, so he went to the company website to check and found out that the person the fat girl was dating was actually Yang Decai, and he couldn't help but feel secretly happy. After sending the fat girl away, he thought about it, planning to make Yang Decai a big business...

Soon the copper plate came to him. Wang Chengen immediately took out a large set of detailed plans. Yang Decai was finally convinced by this plan and expressed his willingness to cooperate. Wang Chengen sent the most capable salesperson in the dating agency to serve Yang Decai specifically. This person was Liu Yingxiu.

At this time, Liu Yingxiu is no longer the innocent and simple Liu Yingxiu she used to be. After experiencing the hardships of life, she has become extremely pragmatic. Her values ??and aesthetics are no different from those in the city. On the surface, it is completely impossible to tell that she is a girl from the countryside. Except for the boss Wang Chengen, no one around him knew about Liu Yingxiu's past. The reason why Liu Yingxiu works in this dating agency is because before that, she failed to do clothing wholesale, toy stores, and restaurants in the city, and owed hundreds of thousands of dollars. At that time, Wang Chengen paid for her to help her out. Out of gratitude and debt repayment, she entered the Xiliangyuan Dating Agency to work for Wang Chengen. Wang Chengen has always wanted to pursue Liu Yingxiu, but Liu Yingxiu is too ambitious, and she is unwilling to leave her life to Wang Chengen, who has accomplished nothing.

The first meeting between Liu Yingxiu and Yang Decai was unpleasant. In her eyes, Yang Decai is an out-and-out rich man, a nouveau riche, who talks and acts like a peasant. Liu Yingxiu looked down on him. Tong Ban kept bragging for Yang Decai, but Liu Yingxiu took it as a boast. Yang Decai put forward a principled condition: Liu Yingxiu and Wang Chengen were not allowed to reveal their true situation to the candidates under any circumstances, because he was worried that the other party would pretend to fall in love with him just because they were rich. He said, I hope to find a partner based on my character rather than money. He insisted on stating in the contract that if Xiliangyuan Marriage Company did this, he would pay another 200,000 yuan on top of the 100,000 yuan agency fee. If he found that Xiliangyuan Marriage Company intended to disclose it to the applicant or a third party, He wouldn't pay a penny for his true situation.

Liu Yingxiu expressed understanding on the surface and agreed to Yang Decai's request, but in her heart she felt that Yang Decai was just pretending. Liu Yingxiu acted decisively and quickly, and quickly published Yang Decai's information in a prominent position on the company's website. The information stated that Yang Decai was an ordinary employee of the company. She quickly found three applicants for Yang Decai. As expected by Liu Yingxiu, none of the three applicants fell in love with Yang Decai after dating him. The reason was that they all thought he was rustic, that he couldn't speak, that his clothes were tasteless, and some simply didn't like him. I just think he is poor. There were a lot of jokes during these three dates, and each time they ended up unhappy.

Liu Yingxiu persuaded Yang Decai to reveal his true identity, but Yang Decai remained unmoved. Liu Yingxiu had no choice but to continue to conceal the truth from the applicants while starting to package Yang Decai.

Yang Decai's mother was coming soon, and he was eager to explain to his old mother, so he decided to reveal his identity to Fang Fang. Fang Fang, accompanied by Liu Yingxiu, came to Yang Decai's house. When she learned that Yang Decai was so rich, she immediately scolded Yang Decai for being dishonest and playing with women, saying that she had misjudged the wrong person, and walked away. Wang Chengen and Liu Yingxiu couldn't stop it, and lost contact with Fang Fang again, feeling very frustrated. Yang Decai was even more satisfied with Fang Fang, believing that Fang Fang was the sincere woman who was not interested in her own money. If Wang Chengen and the others could find her, he would be willing to add another 200,000 yuan in agency fees. Wang Chengen ordered Liu Yingxiu to find every possible means to find Fang Fang, and to report any situation to Yang Decai at any time.

Liu Yingxiu never expected that things would develop to this point. She vaguely felt that something was wrong here, but she couldn't explain it. She searched everywhere for Fang Fang's whereabouts, but found nothing. As the day for his mother to enter the city approached day by day, Yang Decai became a little desperate. He told Liu Yingxiu his inner anguish, his desire for true love, his yearning for ideals and a better life. A long-lost tender feeling was touched in Liu Yingxiu's heart, but she buried it all deep in her heart and acted businesslike on the surface. She said to Yang Decai, I also sincerely hope to find Fang Fang, so that I can get the commission, pay off the debt, and never work in this industry again. She smiled and said, "I am not like you. If you have money, you will naturally have the conditions to reach a high level. I am a poor person, and money can make me grind." Yang Decai smiled kindly and said, "In fact, you are a good woman. You are not as cold and vulgar as you appear on the surface. Why don't you get married?" Is there no man who loves you? Liu Yingxiu did not answer.

Liu Yingxiu finally found a clue about Fang Fang. Her home is in another city a thousand kilometers away. She reported to Wang Chengen that she wanted to find Fang Fang there. Wang Chengen disagreed, saying what if he couldn't find it? It would be better to introduce another woman similar to Fang Fang to Yang Decai. Liu Yingxiu said that Yang Decai was not the kind of man he could accept even if he was a woman, so he should try his luck anyway. Wang Chengen couldn't persuade her, so she still embarked on a journey to find Fang Fang.

As soon as Liu Yingxiu left, Wang Chengen found Fang Fang. Under Wang Chengen's kind persuasion, Fang Fang finally changed her mind and forgave Yang Decai. Yang Decai was overjoyed and decided to marry Fang Fang in three days. According to the contract, he paid Wang Chengen a matchmaking agency fee of 500,000 yuan.

While Yang Decai and Fang Fang were busy preparing for the wedding banquet, Liu Yingxiu found Fang Fang's hometown, a small city by the sea. There she encountered several gangsters chasing her. Fortunately, she had rich social experience and got rid of the gangsters and found Fang Fang's home...

Liu Yingxiu rushed back the day before Yang Decai's wedding. Wang Chengen found her in the dormitory rented by the company and told her that Fang Fang had been found, the matter was done, the money she owed him had been written off, and now he could return the IOU she had written back to her. Liu Yingxiu was not excited, but simply told him that she no longer wanted to work in the dating agency. Wang Chengen thought for a while and nodded in agreement as if understanding. He wanted to kiss Liu Yingxiu, but she avoided him. Wang Chengen was also very knowledgeable and left without saying anything. Before leaving, he only said one sentence: Liu Yingxiu, I know that you have a lofty ideal and look down on me, but in the final analysis, we are still the same kind of people.

After Wang Chengen left, Liu Yingxiu packed her things silently. She dug out the leather shoes that the strange young man had given her, and was reluctant to throw them away, so she put them in her suitcase.

The next day, Liu Yingxiu left the house that Wang Chengen rented for her with her luggage. While waiting for the bus on the street, Yang Decai's welcome float passed by. She saw Yang Decai and Fang Fang in the car. Yang Decai also saw her, but the motorcade passed quickly. Watching the motorcade go away, tears welled up in Liu Yingxiu's eyes...

The ceremony went on as scheduled, the scene was simple but lively. Mrs. Yang was very happy and satisfied with her daughter-in-law. At this time, Yang Decai found that Liu Yingxiu had also arrived and was very happy.

Liu Yingxiu told him in public that Fang Fang was Wang Chengen's cousin and a married woman. All her performances in front of Yang Decai were carefully directed by Wang Chengen. In fact, Fang Fang was a vain and selfish woman, and even once She betrayed her husband just to get a diamond ring. Yang Decai took off the ring on Fang Fang's hand and found her lover's initials engraved on the inside.

Wang Chengen became angry from shame and scolded Liu Yingxiu for being unloyal and repaying kindness with hatred. Liu Yingxiu took out the IOU and gave it to him, saying that she would definitely pay him back the money she owed him in the future, but the agency fees he defrauded should also be returned to Yang Decai. She said that Yang Decai is a good man, and even if no woman truly loves him, others should not lie to him. After saying that, she left the wedding scene, leaving behind Yang Decai who had not fully reacted, and Wang Chengen and Fang Fang who looked ashen...

Two months later. Liu Yingxiu was giving massages to customers in a small massage parlor she opened, and skillfully handled the customers' movements, when Yang Decai came. Liu Yingxiu was surprised and asked him to sit down calmly. She also said that if he wanted a massage, she could give him a 20% discount. Yang Decai refused to sit down and asked her if there was a man beside her already? Liu Yingxiu said no. Yang Decai said that if so, he would like to marry her.

Liu Yingxiu was stunned for a moment and asked: Why?

Yang Decai replied: It’s very simple. Only you are really good to me not because I have money.

Liu Yingxiu said nothing, poured him a glass of water and placed it in front of him. The two were silent for a long time, looking at each other and smiling softly...