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Please help me recommend some classic travel novels ~ ~ ~ classic ... which ones are not well read, as long as they are classic and representative ... thank you!

1。 The night is as cool as a shower-flowers are flying at night (end)

The hostess is very cold since she was a child, which is my favorite character.

-this Vincent is more attractive in the plot. When the story developed to 1/3, the woman died with a bang, and she took severe revenge on those who hurt her before she died (I think it was called Japanese). Wandering for half a year, she possessed herself in a brothel, with an ordinary face, but her mind remained the same. After the new life, everything will be more wonderful!

Well, it doesn't seem modern, but rebirthing is also a kind of crossing.

Sometimes, the ugly things are not necessarily good things!

Zhang waited for a while and touched his face, with a shallow smile on his lips: Will this body be the same?

2。 Lonely World-Xin Li (end)

I looked up in shock and saw a perfect black pendant.

"Come on up." The voice was cold, but there was warmth in Huang taiji's eyes. "Stupid woman!"

I grinned and murmured, "Where am I stupid?" Move a little and take a hissing breath.

"What's the matter?" He didn't notice that I was wrong, and then he jumped off the horse.

"It may be a sprained ankle."

He crouched down and gently pinched my left ankle with his forefinger and thumb. My left foot twitched with pain. He said, "I'll be fine if I don't hurt my bone."

I took off my shoes in a rage and threw them far away. "This thing is really harmful!"

"It's your own fault, but take it out on your shoes. Yes ... you are so naive! "

I am very angry. How old does he think he is? Actually ... calling me naive? In a fit of pique, I was about to give him a free meal, but suddenly my body was suspended and he picked me up.

This ..... this feeling is super weird! For a long time, in my impression, only when I was a child would I often hug him and coax him, but I never thought that one day I would be hugged by him in turn!

-Don't say it! Is a person who hasn't seen this movie still a travel fan? It is worthy of being a model of love between brothers and sisters! The love stories of other brothers and sisters are eclipsed in front of them. Because no matter how you shape it, it is not as exciting as Huang taiji ~ ~ the best emperor!

3。 Luan: the first half, the second half-Tianxi (end)

He is the emperor, and he has spoiled me for 60 years. He is my grandson, but also my lover; In the first half of my life, I was his aunt, helping the Lord ascend to the throne and become the emperor forever. In the second half of my life, I was his wife and watched him strategize and create the great cause of the future. "I was spoiled in the storm for half my life and buried my old dreams in the autumn rain for several years." ...

-Well, Grandson ... Hum! Boys and girls are classified as sister-in-law love!

The woman dressed as Ma Su Lagu, the aunt of Emperor Kangxi Michelle Ye, had an unforgettable love affair with Emperor Kangxi at the age of 5, which is a unique way in the clean-up articles. The author also took great pains in the plot arrangement, so that the daughter of the hostess can run with her in the future (just kidding, just enjoyable). It's a matter of age ~ ~ ~

Michelle Ye is good, but in my opinion, going to Huang Taiji is more exciting (star eyes ~ ~ ~).

4。 Yang Ran (Serial)-Water, Green and Silk Dyeing

Like a touch of Leng Yue, proudly blooming between the cold peak and the snow.

A stunning and elegant teenager, his expression is indifferent, his blue eyes are like glass, but his eyes are trance-like and blurred, hiding all his sharpness deeply.

I suddenly smiled, and there was a unique charm between my eyebrows and eyes.

It's just a simple spell, like a colorless and tasteless poison. However, once infected, it is hopeless.

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Although it is written about the court, it is not a story of the harem vying for favor.

The identity of Lian and Jinyi, and the direct blood of the Queen, doomed the twin brothers and sisters to have endless honor and glory from birth.

However, it is clear that this is a reincarnation, and Jinyi is not a brother.

However, from the first sight of those eyes as clear as the winter sky, I made up my mind to keep him with me for a lifetime.

They vowed never to betray!

-at the beginning of the article, people feel that they are playing the ambiguous card of brothers and sisters, but look closely, the mode of men and women getting along is not simply who protects who, but depends on each other. If I have to give a reason for recommendation, it should be because it is unconventional, not blindly grasping the female host for the purpose of making the male host sad, and not arranging many men such as princes and princes to accompany you to win the game to set off how charming the female host is. You know, the most unbearable thing about reading too many books is platitudes. This is very special.

5。 Let's try this world-Dump Leng Yue (End)

A woman who has been praised as "a snow moon in plain clothes, absolute beauty" is just unscrupulous in words and deeds and wild as the wind. How can such a person who makes the world sigh, in that devastated troubled times, be "unscrupulous like the wind"?

-I will always remember this man who is dressed in white, wearing a shawl and black hair, loves to rob the stingy old man to save people, loves to bicker and fight with the black fox, loves to punish evil and promote good with peerless martial arts, loves to gorge himself in front of the emperor, and walks around the rivers and lakes like the wind. This is not in vain.

6。 The song of the end of the world-endless years (end)

Lao Ze looked at Brother Hang quietly and smiled slowly. "Don't want to stay here? Want to wander the world from now on? All right! I will help you! "

Six years later, Hangge finally came to the conclusion that he was cheated!

Six years later.

Lao Ze said that a ranger should know martial arts, sing and practice three winters and three winters and three summers. At the same time, help the drunken east wind to eliminate three religions and nine streams.

Laoze said that the ranger should be proficient in melodic songs and dances and perform songs ... At the same time, he should be a musician and dancer in Drunk East Wind.

Laoze said that the ranger should also eat, and the gentleman loves money well, and he also sings ... and works as an accountant in drunken Dongfeng.

Laoze said that the ranger is a person who should take care of himself, sing ... and be a drunk chef.

Laoze said that a ranger should be knowledgeable and can sing ... As a result, everyone in Linzhou knows that drunken Dongfeng has a living history.

Laoze said that the ranger still needs ...

Ruyi said while counting the silver tickets, "Lang Ze! This little song is really amazing, you can do anything! "

Ada said while tasting delicious food: "Zegongzi, my craft is also considered a successor. Xiao Song is really shine on you and better than blue!"

Grandpa and grandma continued to die. Before they left, they both took Lao Ze's hand: "Ze Gongzi, thanks to your excellent training, Miss, we can also explain to Master Jing ..."

Brother Hang said angrily, "Old fox! ! ! Six years ago, when I was young, you bullied me, and you lured me with Tianya Star ... six years in vain! I want to be a ranger, not the number one drunk Dongfeng! ! ! "

-it depends on how the hostess plays the game smartly, whether it is true and not cruel, and whether it is light and funny. Come, look here, look here ~ ~ The hostess is free and easy, loves to tease beautiful women, and is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is determined to be a forest ranger. The scene may not be as grand as Trial World, and the plot may not be refined, but it is also quite interesting. In short, it is worth reading!

7 narcissism (make a big BG article, don't wear it, end)

Bai Yuting never believed that "a woman without talent is virtue".

She is the maid of Xiao Jing's Wang An, but her life is much more expensive than that of ordinary ladies.

Not by looks, but by brains smarter than men;

She doesn't need others to feel sorry for her mediocre appearance.

What she wants is a mind that can keep pace and compete with each other.

Therefore, even if that person is an enemy general, even if there are lies and conspiracies between them,

She still can't help being tempted by this man.

But between love and loyalty, there is only one choice.

She can only hope that Chu Beijie's love is not as deep as she imagined. ...

The hostess said wisely

8. "Feng Tian Yi Xia"-Nalan [I found Nalan's works quite good! ] (closed)

A sudden palace coup created a sharp-edged woman!

She understands that in this age when men are superior to women,

Women can't be too smart,

Otherwise, it is immoral.

She understands that in this age of men with three wives and four concubines,

Women can't ask men to be single-minded,

Otherwise, you are jealous. She secretly ordered herself,

Put away all your sharpness and be an ordinary woman.

But the sudden palace coup,

Let her have a world where she can display her talents.

And a man who understands that she regards her as a confidant,

That's her beloved husband,

The king of this country.

So even if the whole world spits on her,

She also wants to defend the country he built for him,

Because they still have a "seven-year contract".

-Another smart woman with brilliant ideas. I found that as long as the hostess is smart enough, I can be less demanding. Alas, it is a blessing for the hostess to have a penny. Men and women are affectionate and do not abuse their hearts. I admire the kind of woman who can start planning for ultra-long-term things as soon as something happens. How amazing! !

Recently, I dressed up as a nobody and snored against a noble person, which caused aesthetic fatigue. The hostess is still smart and self-reliant.

9. My Queen-Xie Lounan (End)

Xiao Huan is my husband, the emperor of this empire, a man who has just reached the weak crown. He is very handsome and has nothing to do with politics and has no interest in women. I am not very interested in him, but other women in the harem are different. They see Xiao Huan like mosquitoes see blood. If they don't have to obey the etiquette, I think they will jump on Xiao Huan's neck, kiss his eyebrows over his head and scream loudly: "Let me love you, long live!" "

Love? This is a joke. Can the Forbidden City accommodate such sticky words?

-Men who are busy vomiting blood from beginning to end always feel weak when the wind blows, but they are unambiguous in protecting women. At the beginning of this article, I thought I was going to fight in the harem, but we readers were confused by appearances. Neither the emperor nor the queen is a fuel-efficient lamp. They have been entangled in rivers and lakes since they entered the palace. Is a novel and refined article, hee hee ... not sad, not cruel, not white, happy ending. Don't worry!

Who else can you love besides me? Four-leaf lily of the valley (end)

People dress up as women and she dresses up as women. People are romantic and chic, crossing the line to catch a rich husband, but she has gone through a lot of hardships, but she wants to get rid of her rich husband. How unfair God is!

This article is a tentative work that I am finally tired of literary travel.

Many plots are spoofs. I want to make myself laugh and everyone laugh, because they are all spoofs. If there are deviations in the historical content involving seriousness, please read the official's own ignorance.

The woman is beautiful and smart, but the man is more beautiful and smart, so there is a spark! ! ! Great love! !

12 phoenix prison phoenix has clothes (end, by no means NP)

The fallen princess's fallen life begins with crossing;

Get a free Xu and give away two dozen noodles at the same time.

Nothing to manage and rectify the harem, so I have to go out and hook up with beautiful women.

Guangling San, Tu, Lanting Preface, Chilean Song.

Splashing ink and taking a humble step,

This is an era of bereavement and freedom. Indulgence and pride are innate, decadence and romance coexist, and gorgeous and gorgeous coexist.

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After crossing, I found a harem in vain. What should I do?

What's more terrible than waking up to find a naked man sleeping next to you? It's five naked men

The hostess dressed as Princess Yin Shan is super calm and smart, and her emotional drama is a bit backward.

13, Shang Qiongjiang (end)

With a little alien spirit, she struggled to find a way out in the power struggle, seeking survival and revenge.

He, the family background and outstanding talents of several generations of powerful ministers, occupied the important position of Regent at a young age.

She didn't expect to meet him in this desperate world, but she had to be his enemy for survival and revenge.

He didn't expect to meet her. The status of king and courtier is insurmountable, but in order to protect his own people, he must confront her.

Is it really that difficult to change the fate of the queen and the powerful minister?

Relax.

14 three rescues marriage (end) laughter, unforgettable love, the meaning of life! There are crying and laughing, and the characters are unique.

Earthquake, where is this? A hand reached out from the ground and grabbed my ankle!

It's easy to dig up the poor prisoner, but Mr. broadsword wants to cut us!

I'll take care of this skinny guy! Everyone run for their lives!

Exactly: when we meet in trouble, we escape from the world with a smile, feel the kindness of your life and death, and just want to grow old with our children.

Reading this book, sometimes I feel deeply grieved, sometimes I feel heroic, sometimes I feel ridiculous, and sometimes I burst into tears! Touching people's hearts, destroying people's hearts and earning tears!

Very touching, push

Emperor Wangye was a whisperd.

It is a mistake to bleed thousands of miles to the emperor and hold hands for half a life.

Iron and blood, love and hate are eternal things, and we all know the gains and losses.

The legend of a pair of emperors after the founding of the People's Republic of China, a picture scroll in troubled times, slowly unfolded in the bustling place. ...

"I have to say that this novel full of betrayal, rupture, conspiracy and bloodshed may cause some moral arguments because of the implementation of Machiavellianism ... but it is cruel, true and committed to life and death in troubled times. Maybe it's really destined to stay like this.

Five Most Abused Clear Pack Languages

1 "Walking on thin ice": Needless to say, the classics of youth wear can be called the tears of the romantic world for ten years. At the end, it was really shocking and tragic. Ruoxi and Yongzheng, lovers who have been together for a long time, eventually died because of the blood and tears in the middle, and life and death are endless.

2 "Don't forget" has no great joys and sorrows from beginning to end. It was a faint sadness, and my heart moved with it. I want to cry, but I have no tears. I believe that Yongzheng here is a more real image. Without a lover, many women can fit in a man's heart, and you are not irreplaceable.

The first part of "Dream Without Trace" feels very general. You can see cliches in Qing Dai's articles, but the more exciting it is at the end. I didn't feel anything when the once-beautiful straight-falling princess was carried into the Eight Lords' Mansion by a small sedan chair and became a concubine. When Zhiluo looked forward to the birth of the child hopefully, as a miss for her imprisoned lover, she was finally taken away by a bowl of abortion medicine, and I didn't feel anything; When I saw Zhiluo waiting in the humiliating courtyard for seven years, I finally saw the motivation to support myself for seven years, thinking that the darkness was about to pass, and all the efforts finally paid off-at least my lover was still there, and the day when he finally had a loyal wife, I waited for that day. And he, the lover who promised to take care of himself all his life, made a vow of eternal love with himself, erased everything that had happened with a sentence of "forget the past" and denied Zhiluo and his wife's seven-year wait. It turns out that her waiting, suffering and expectation struggle is just a joke, which has no meaning at all. Her suffering is just a joke in the eyes of others. I couldn't help crying when I was old all night.

"Yi Yi" is a plain and warm family life. Couples who love each other deeply are full of the shadow of "Dream of Red Mansions", and the ending is getting more and more exciting, especially the sadness of middle-aged elegance and thirteen white-haired people sending black-haired people to the bone marrow. "I have been involved in your life for three hundred years, and you have been waiting for my return for three hundred years."

5. The writing of Meng Qing Fan Hua's Tomb is ingenious, unpretentious, narcissistic and white, but it is very touching, so it is still touching even if the aesthetic fatigue is caused by the overflow of clean clothes. In fact, this article is no less than many qing wear classics. In particular, the friends here are very attractive, which makes me change from the 13th and 14th parties to non-partisan, because everyone likes it, and the 4488 here is heartbreaking. Until I read this article, I had no feeling about 1988. Poor August 8th loves the end of summer so much, but after all, he made his beloved woman a pawn and married his younger brother. During the development of the story, she gradually found that the end of summer in East Afghanistan was her beloved end of summer, so she lost her manners again and again. What will happen to him if the truth comes out? Pity, pity. Needless to say, the charm of April 4th here, when he and the late summer finally broke through the moral bottom line and let their emotions go, was really heartbreaking. Two people who are equally sensible and calculate step by step are both crazy and care nothing. At the end of summer, she was pregnant, and the child was not born in 1999. She was sentenced to a year's imprisonment by Kangxi, who cut the meat piece by piece with a knife until she bled to death. At the end of summer, she would rather die cruelly than say four four. What if there is no straightforward ending? I am looking forward to it.

I like walking on thin ice.

First, it is best not to meet each other, so you can not fall in love.

Second, it is best not to know each other, so that you can not miss each other.

Every step hurts.

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Super classic MV

Wang Sun, the memory of walking on thin ice.

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What's the use of walking on thin ice (title)

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Walking on thin ice MV- Every step is Yue Lingshan's sorrow.

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Walking on thin ice mv "Ruoxi Film-Huanzhu Jun"

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Walking on thin ice mv Lan Ruo's "About Love"

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Eight lords Lan Ruo, who is treading on thin ice.

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