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English classic brain teaser sharing
The sharp turn of English classic brain meridian I
1 q: why did that man throw a bucket of water out of the window?
Q: Why did this man throw a bucket of water out of the window? )
He wants to see the waterfall.
Because he wants to see the waterfall. )
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible? )
His horse's name is Friday.
Because his horse's name is? Friday? . )
Q: What car has the same spelling?
Q: What car has the same spelling in the front and the same spelling in the back? )
A: Racing.
A: Racing. Before and after? r? . )
What has a neck but no head?
What has a neck but no head? )
A: One bottle.
(a: bottles. )
5 Q: what can be used only if it is broken?
Q: What is broken before it can be used? )
A: Eggs.
(a: eggs. )
Which letter is not me?
Q: Which letter is not me? )
A: "u" (? What about you? )
(a:? u? )
Q: Which letter in the alphabet has a lot of water?
Q: Which letter in the alphabet has a lot of water? )
A: "C" (sea)
(a:? c? )
Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T and has a T in it?
Q: What is it? t? Where to start? t? End, which contains? t)
A teapot.
(a: teapot. The first letter and the last letter? t? Is there any tea in it? Tea? )
Q: Which room has no doors or windows?
Q: What room has no doors or windows? )
A: Mushrooms.
(a: mushrooms. )
10 q: which is faster, hot or cold?
Who is faster, hot or cold? )
A: Hot, because you will catch a cold.
A: Hot, because hot catches up with cold (because you will catch a cold).
English classic brain meridian sharp turn II
Question 1: A person went out in a downpour without any protective measures, but none of his hair got wet. How could this be
Question 1: A man stood in the pouring rain without any shelter, but his hair was not wet at all. Why?
Question 2: John's father has five sons, named Allen, Bran, Crane and Dylan. What did he call his fifth son?
Question 2: Xiaoming's father has five sons. Their names are Yi Mao, Ermao, Sanmao and Simao. What is the name of the fifth son?
Question 3: A taxi driver was driving in the opposite direction on a one-way street, and he passed 12 policemen. Why hasn't he been arrested?
Question 3: A taxi driver is retrograde on a one-way street. On the way, he met 12 police, but they didn't arrest him. Why?
Question 4: What is in the middle of Australia?
Question 4: What is the central part of Australia?
Question 5: A football player plays football. It walked ten feet and returned to him. How is that possible?
Question 5: The football player kicked a ball and it flew 10 feet and came back. Why is this?
Question 6: How many books can an empty backpack hold on average?
Question 6: How many books can an empty backpack hold?
Question 7: On Friday, a cowboy rode to an inn. He stayed for two nights and left on Friday. How did this happen?
Question 7: A cowboy arrived at an inn on Friday, stayed for two nights and then left on Friday. How did you do that?
What's the answer ...
Answer:
Answer 1: The man is bald.
Answer 1: That man is bald.
Answer 2: John
Answer 2: Xiao Ming.
Answer 3: He is walking.
Answer 3: He is walking.
Answer 4: the letter R.
Answer 4: the letter R.
Answer 5: He kicked the ball up.
Answer 5: He kicked the ball.
Answer 6: One. After that, it is not empty.
Answer 6: One copy. Because I put one in, the bag is not empty.
Answer 7: His horse's name is Friday.
Answer 7: Can his horse bark? Friday? .
English classic brain meridian sharp turn III
1 that person
A man killed his mother, was born before his father, and married his sister.
How did this man do these three things legally?
Answer:
He killed his mother while giving birth. He was born in front of his father. He married his sister to another man because he was a priest.
Watch me shrink.
What do you use from head to toe? The more you use it, the thinner you get.
Answer:
Soap.
Praise me or curse me?
3 What am I?
You can praise your good luck and curse everything you hate.
However, I rule all your chaos and gamble on your fate.
By some me? I was avoided by others? M game,
Fat or thin, I mean? This is the same.
Answer:
Opportunity! When it is what we want, we praise it, and when it is not, we curse it? Some people avoid risks, while others seize every opportunity to gamble.
4 brain teasers
Pearl gate
Hidden inside, there can be 28.
More or less built the gates of heaven.
The hole inside is full of gold.
Can these guys hold the Silver Bridge?
These boys are strong and strong.
Clean them up, or they will be silver hats.
What are they?
Answer:
Teeth.
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