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Joker Xue is an excellent athlete. what do you think?

The so-called narrow road meets the brave and wins, and the entertainment circle also has a food chain. And Joker Xue's player is probably the one at the top of the food chain.

Be careful when you meet modesty on the show ~

Recently, Qian Qian was named "Crab Yellow" CP by netizens because she often talked about Huang Guolun in the program. Qian, please start your performance.

The host introduced a song that almost ruined Huang Guolun, and all the guests at the scene were expecting what it was. Joker Xue said, how ugly it is to write this song …

Huang Guolun: Some songs don't care whether they are red or not, but they are recorded. Qian Qian, you must have a song like this, right?

Unexpectedly, Joker Xue replied innocently, "I write every song for the sake of being red. I think it's too fake to say I don't want to be red ... "

A-lin was invited as a guest in one issue. Huang Guolun commented on Alin's singing skills, and Joker Xue stuck a knife in Huang Guolun. "People sing to relieve gas, and you relieve gas."

Not long ago, he met his old friend Isabelle on the show, and they also disagreed. Isabel forgot her words when she sang. Joker Xue said, "It's embarrassing, even more embarrassing than Isabel's hairstyle."

The program released a video of Joker Xue's first draft.

Isabel "mended the knife": "The dance steps are ok" and "the hairstyle is good". Finally, he told the truth on the spot: "Were you still with this girlfriend at that time?" Joker Xue ran away in fright on the spot.

For fans, Joker Xue is also a famous love bean.

At a concert, he mobilized his fans to join in the chorus. Qian Qian said, "I'll get the microphone. Why don't we gather in front and sing together?"

The fans responded in unison: "Good!" Xue: "What a fart! Wow ~ there are so many people. The back ran to the stage and trampled the front to death ~ "

Fans: "Joker Xue, your eyes are beautiful";

Joker Xue: "Who said I was beautiful and blind?" …

However, the best players are sometimes defeated by others. Last year, in Everyday, Joker Xue met Zhang Wei, a representative of the North, and his painting style became like this.

Joker Xue called Hong Tao and wanted to be a singer, but Zhang Wei added, "I don't want to be a singer. Leave the opportunity to this kind of song, which is not so popular ..."

Zhang Wei continued to mend the knife and told, "You just said, Mr. Hong, you don't want me to regret it for a lifetime. You made me feel sorry that Joker Xue should have maintained its strength that day. These two "segment CP" have long occupied half of the mainland variety industry, and it is really necessary to fight for each other's strength. How dark it is.

I fell in love with Joker Xue because my talent was limited to being loyal to my role?

Joker Xue is so cute. Ha ha laugh