I am funny, and I am in a bad mood now. Who can tell me a joke to make me laugh?

Wife: Do you remember last February when you said you were going fishing? Husband: Of course I remember. Why? Wife: A fish called this morning to say that you have become a father!

2. Once upon a time, a man took his son to a friend's house. When I arrived at my friend's house, my friend's son was so enthusiastic. "Hi, uncle!" He took them to the yard. Dad saw a cow tied to the yard, and it was strong. He said, "Your cow is so strong." The friend's son replied, "Little beast, why bother?" Dad asked again, "Where's your dad?" Answer: "Go up the mountain to play chess with the old monk, and spend the night in the temple tonight." I looked up and saw a beautiful picture, so I asked, "What is this picture?" ? A: Ancient Paintings of the Tang Dynasty. When dad went back, he taught his son, "Look at other people's children. They can talk more. " The son is not convinced. "Hey, me too .. Next time someone comes, don't panic and listen in the back." Two days later, my friend came back. A friend asked his son, "Where's your father?" "Little beast, why bother?" "What about your mother?" Play chess with the old monk on the mountain and spend the night in the temple tonight. "ah? ! "。 Dad couldn't bear it any longer. Jumping out is a slap. "What is this?" The son touched his cheek, "an old saying in the Tang Dynasty".