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It's too difficult to be a soldier in Africa. What military training subjects are few people can afford?

In fact, the regular training subjects of any arms are similar, but the military training of Africans is quite exciting. For example, pulling a cart, lifting a tree, and even eating, it is inevitable to whip.

First, the test of the whip.

These military training departments mentioned above are very wonderful when they listen to their names. Let's talk about how delicious the food is. The rules of eating in African military training are very interesting. If you want to eat food, you must accept the test of whipping. When eating, the coach will put a bucket of rice on the open space. When the soldier comes to get the rice, once the soldier moves slowly, the whip will be whipped on him faster. Therefore, if you want to eat a meal, you must act quickly. If you don't act quickly, these whips will be disowned by your six relatives. If you can't stand the test of the whip and are knocked down, you have to get up again and cook. Of course, the test of the whip can only be repeated!

Second, the manpower pulls the cart and lifts the firewood.

It says that besides eating, you have to be whipped and trained in the gutter. As long as you move slowly, you will also be whipped. There is also a rickshaw pulling session, which is also aimed at soldiers. Soldiers not only have to pull trucks, but also their daily necessities are loaded on trucks. Without these daily necessities, forget it. If we can't pull them back, we can't sleep at night. After that, let's talk about the more interesting "three links" What we usually see is a group of people carrying a big log.

Training in Africa is different from what we usually see. They are a group of three. But two of them were carrying logs on their shoulders, and the other one was clutching the logs with both hands. Instead of lying on them, he stopped! And can't fall off, carry it to the designated place, then the three people exchange roles and repeat the operation just now until the instructor stops. This kind of military training course not only makes people feel very interesting, but also makes people feel that it is too difficult to be a soldier in Africa.