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What true stories have you experienced that others will never believe?
My family has an old house in the suburbs of Beijing. I live in the city. Once I went home on holiday and went out to drink with my parents at night. But I drank a little too much at that time, and I felt that my parents were asleep at that time. I didn't go home until after 1 12 in the evening, and my parents drove me to the door. Then my dog woke up and barked around me. I thought he was excited to see me, so he washed his face and went into bed. The next morning, my father woke me up and asked me what a dream butterfly is (my name is Xiao). She didn't come back with me, and my father's face suddenly became particularly ugly. He said that when you went back to the toilet last night, my arm was numb and shook (I I saw someone behind you who went to the toilet with you. I can see your face clearly. I didn't see his face clearly, but I saw a hunchbacked man with his neck behind you and the dog beside you. I thought it was Mengdie who went home with you.
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