Who can tell a joke with a scary beginning, a funny middle and a tragic ending?

Once upon a time, on a dark night, there was a man walking on a deserted road. I heard that there are thousands of female ghosts there. Unfortunately, the man got lost and went in. After a few steps, he suddenly fell into a big hole. That Dong was so deep that he fell for three days and nights before reaching the end. With a "wow", the man let out a scream, leaving a bright red in his nostrils. ! I saw a headless female ghost slowly approaching him. The man shouted, "Many beautiful women, my nosebleeds are coming out!" " ! "Because of this sentence, female the ghost fell down one by one, intoxicated by his words. He was extremely proud, but unexpectedly, there was another female ghost who was not tempted by him and did not hesitate to suck his blood dry. Alas, it's bloody! ! Do you know why that female ghost is not fascinated? Because she is deaf. I'm so tired from writing! Stop writing! Be sure to adopt mine! !