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What interesting things happened after school started? Write a composition.
What impressed me most was the music class on Tuesday. At the beginning of the class, the teacher should choose a class representative. First of all, he can make everyone feel that he is qualified to be a class representative.
In the end, pk produced two players, Ba and Xue. At first, Pakistan's "first lady" was equal to Xue's "Jingjing", but after the final vote, Pakistan's "first lady" was even better.
"Teacher, I have a joke to tell you." You see, even Gao, who loves telling jokes, has come to join in the fun. See what jokes he told.
I saw Gao took a deep breath and then said, "Once upon a time, there were three people. The boss will only say it's us, the second will only say it's for money, and the third will only say there's an onion in his nose. One day, three strange brothers were walking in the forest and saw a man die on the side of the road. I wonder who called the police nearby. The policeman came and said, "Who did it?" The boss said, "It's us. "
The policeman asked again, "For what?" The second child replied, "For money." The policeman asked, "How come?" The third child replied, "Put an onion in your nostril."
After Gao finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter and laughed so much that they forgot to applaud. "Ding, the class is over, and this interesting class is coming to an end.
Did you get a look at him? When old friends get together, there will always be a burst of laughter, and the new semester with interesting things is different.
2. What has happened since the beginning of school As the saying goes, "A year's plan lies in spring", people always yearn for spring, which is the most meaningful season of the year. Although we students don't understand this, we know how to study. When is this spring in the study? Then it belongs to the day of school.
Today is the first day of school. The students came to school with empty schoolbags on their backs. Students are very proud, full of life, chasing and playing. Did the winter vacation drive all the students crazy in the past month? Or are you locked up at home by your parents during the winter vacation without freedom? Anyway, the students have vented their grievances for a month on each other. No wonder the students fight and chase.
"Jingle bell! Ding! ..... "With the ringing of a bell, the students playing wild were taken into a clean school. It was a long time before all the students in our class arrived. Why is this? Some students are reluctant, or forget that this is ringing the bell, or ...? "Send a new book!" It's the loud voice of our class! "pa!" The sound of turning pages caught the students' attention. "ah! No, there is a book in the water. " "This book is dirty and wet. I don't want it! " "Exactly. Who would want this book? " "I think she got the book wet, so it must belong to her." "It is impossible for her to want this book. She will give herself a brand-new one. then what ..... ah! Not good! I wonder which unlucky person this book will fall on. It is best not to be me. " ..... when everyone was talking and nervous. She stood up and came to me. When she came to me, my heart suddenly thumped. At this time, my heart is like fifteen buckets of water-so anxious. I'm worried that I will become this unlucky guy. It's just that I'm having trouble with her again these days. Ah! I am ... I am in pain. My classmates are all sweating for me. "pa!" I picked up the "new book" and looked at it, ah! This is really a new book! So ... just when everyone was convinced, she really put the dirty and wet book on her desk.
We deeply admire her enterprising spirit. At the same time, we are ashamed of what we just thought. Ah! "A year's plan lies in spring." I think it is "the plan of a semester lies in the start of school." Today is the first new knowledge I have learned since I started school, and it is she who made me understand another truth of being a man.
What interesting things will happen in the first week of school? Write a composition. I heard that there is a table tennis team training in the school. After hearing the good news, I decided to join the table tennis team this time.
At noon, I came there in high spirits, only to see everyone lining up to do exercises. I also squeezed in and pretended to study. I finally finished my exercise. The coach taught me to pad the ball, so I picked up the racket and carefully padded it. At the beginning, I always couldn't control the ball well and always let it fall to the ground. Gradually, my ball control is getting better and better, and I can cushion more than 200 balls at most. This may be the harvest of my daily practice! But after three or four days, the coach felt that we played much better than before and began to teach us new knowledge. I find it difficult. This is just a push ball. In practice, don't look at this little ball so simply, but when it comes to my hand, the racket is always tilted and can't be pushed. With the encouragement and help of the coach, my ball can be pushed forward gradually, and my heart smiles into a flower, and the coach also smiles. Thank you very much for the support of the coach, which has greatly improved my table tennis level. Later, the coach patiently taught us to chop and smash, which gave me confidence.
Judging from what I have learned more than a dozen times, I think I am good at table tennis because of my coach. I want to say to the coach: "coach, you have worked hard."
4. I met interesting things from the beginning of school. Hello, grade five. I hope the following will help you.
Say goodbye to primary school and go to middle school.
As a junior high school student, you are different from primary school. This is what my teacher often said to me after I entered junior high school. Junior high school is a new beginning. No matter how good the primary school grades are, they all start from scratch. Even if you are the last in primary school, it doesn't mean that you are the last here. I don't know if I should face up to this idea. In a word, I think this is really a new beginning.
Even though we still have memories of primary school and a little ignorance of primary school students, there is no doubt that we are really a junior high school student now. The 40-seat sixth grade class no longer belongs to me. When the new school started, it was still full of people, one stranger after another.
I am also sitting in a strange classroom in location 59, with a junior high school textbook in my hand, facing a teacher who will get along for three years and a strange face who doesn't know his name. These are my classmates and teachers who will get along with each other for three years.
Friends are not bought and exchanged, but sometimes they have to be exchanged. If we don't abandon the old life and those friendships, we can't really integrate into junior high school life, we can't face these new friends, these new teachers and get used to the new life. Can't really be independent.
Learning is happy, the key is how you look at it.
From two main courses to seven courses in primary school, this change is that cactus, a creature that can adapt to the environment, needs time to buffer.
I can't adapt to different teachers, different subjects and different knowledge every day. Not only that, I have never stayed, and I really couldn't adapt to dormitory life for a while.
Junior high school, this life that makes me laugh and cry.
Day 1: Liu Yaxin
5. 600 words of interesting things after the start of the composition. I am a junior three student who is about to leave junior high school.
When I entered the school gate, I suddenly felt refreshed. The wind rolled the fallen leaves and gave us a silvery laugh; The branches waved to us; Unknown flowers on both sides of the road are smiling at us. . All this seems to welcome our return and new life.
As soon as I entered the school gate, I saw a welcome and convenient notice posted on the propaganda file. There are profiles and photos of excellent teachers and students, as well as the honor of the school. However, the "standard hairstyle for middle school students" that impressed me the most immediately frightened our party. We all feel incredible. We all feel that this should be the respect of such excellent students, and the school is just talking about it. It will not make any hard and fast rules, and it is not true. But who would have thought that on the day of the formal class, the teachers of the guidance office came in to check and finally found out more than a dozen outstanding "talents" in our class. Moreover, when my classmates were caught out one by one, I was really worried about them, but in the end, my schadenfreude overcame my worries. My classmate Yi, who impressed me the most, was very excited when he saw Bill being arrested one by one, but he smiled bitterly when he was alone. Just now, Wan Li's "bald" classmates had a sunny day and a clear sky in Wan Li. At this moment, it can really be said that the "Six In the snow" has been thundered. When they returned to the classroom in unison; The classroom was completely "boiling", and a flood of laughter flooded in, making them bow their heads and think that the most standard is that Yi students cut to the most standard. Like a condemned man, but more like when he came down. However, I think this "prisoner's head" is more like a middle school student than his previous "cyclops hairstyle". Not only is he all students who have shaved their heads, although it is not very beautiful in your eyes, it is the demeanor that most middle school students should have.
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Today, I got up early, because I'm going to grade five today! ! I have to divide classes today, and my heart is a big question mark. I am so excited! ! I saw my name at the first sight when I came to the five-year building, haha! ! I was assigned to Class Five.
There is a man named Huang Jianghua in our class, because he didn't know much about this strange environment just now, but after a few days of getting along, he was found to be very strange for the following reasons:
The first strange: looks very strange.
Small eyes, big head, small nose and big mouth, just like an alien, how terrible! ! So we all call him the yellow alien. That's creative! ! !
The second strange: his personality is very strange.
Everyone loves himself, and so does he! Hit yourself on the head. What's more frightening is that he will also hit a wall. He also said that it was "head work" and "hitting the head". You will definitely say, "Does the teacher care?" The teacher is in charge, but the monitor doesn't listen to him at all, and the more he plays, the worse he gets. Do you think we can do it?
The third monster: His voice is very strange.
He is a boy. Since his voice is the same as that of a girl, what is that sound? Not to mention how ugly. Once in a music class, the students were immersed in wonderful music, and then we were broken by his screams, which were so loud that even the younger sister and brother on the first floor could hear them (our classroom was on the sixth floor). Oh, my God, he's going to scream again! Run! !
Students, do you think he is strange? !
Today, I got up early, because I'm going to junior high school today! ! I have to divide classes today, and my heart is a big question mark. I am so excited! ! When I came to the building in the sixth year, I saw my name at a glance, haha! ! I was assigned to Class Five.
There is a man named Huang Jianghua in our class, because he didn't know much about this strange environment just now, but after a few days of getting along, he was found to be very strange for the following reasons:
The first strange: looks very strange.
Small eyes, big head, small nose and big mouth, just like an alien, how terrible! ! So we all call him the yellow alien. That's creative! ! !
The second strange: his personality is very strange.
Everyone loves himself, and so does he! Hit yourself on the head. What's more frightening is that he will also hit a wall. He also said that it was "head work" and "hitting the head". You will definitely say, "Does the teacher care?" The teacher is in charge, but the monitor doesn't listen to him at all, and the more he plays, the worse he gets. Do you think we can do it?
The third monster: His voice is very strange.
He is a boy. Since his voice is the same as that of a girl, what is that sound? Not to mention how ugly. Once in a music class, the students were immersed in wonderful music, and then we were broken by his screams, which were so loud that even the younger sister and brother on the first floor could hear them (our classroom was on the sixth floor). Oh, my God, he's going to scream again! Run! ! Students, do you think he is strange?
The most interesting thing since the beginning of school is that one day in the summer vacation of 300 words, my mother took me to the dock to see the water.
We were walking on the road when we suddenly saw an artificial sand pile, so I stopped. My mother seemed to guess my mind and said, "Do you want to play for a while? Go ahead, be careful! " After listening to my mother's words, I ran to play with the sand like a fly.
I took off my shoes and walked on the beach. My feet feel soft and comfortable. I left a string of small footprints on the beach, which was very beautiful. What a coincidence, I just climbed to the top of the sand pile and saw several children. I said to them, "Let's play together." They agreed. Say that finish, we began to play. We will stand on the beach for a while; Temporarily pile up the mountain; I slept in the sand for a while and woke up covered in sand. We looked at each other and I couldn't help laughing. ...
The most interesting thing is jumping on the beach. The long jump began, and a child jumped first. He hunched his back, kicked his legs and jumped far in the blink of an eye. It's my turn Looking at the steep hillside, my heart is like a bamboo tube drawing water. I'm afraid of getting hurt. However, if I don't jump, I will be laughed at by other children. So, I learned to dance like them, which is nothing. Then, the second time, the third time and the fourth time, I jumped farther and farther, and the better. My heart is sweeter than eating honey ...
It was getting late, and we reluctantly left the sand pile and continued to walk to the dock. However, the scene of playing with sand still appears in my mind.
7. Zhou Ji: An interesting thing after the start of school 350 words One thing that happened since the start of school composition: As the saying goes, "A year's plan lies in spring", people always yearn for spring, which is the most meaningful season of the year.
Although we students don't understand this, we know how to study. When is this spring in the study? Then it belongs to the day of school.
Today is the first day of school. The students came to school with empty schoolbags on their backs. Students are very proud, full of life, chasing and playing.
Did the winter vacation drive all the students crazy in the past month? Or are you locked up at home by your parents during the winter vacation without freedom? Anyway, the students have vented their grievances for a month on each other. No wonder the students fight and chase.
"Jingle bell! Ding! ..... "With the ringing of a bell, the students playing wild were taken into a clean school. It was a long time before all the students in our class arrived.
Why is this? Some students are reluctant, or forget that this is ringing the bell, or ...? "Send a new book!" It's the loud voice of our class! "pa!" The sound of turning pages caught the students' attention. "ah! No, there is a book in the water. "
"This book is dirty and wet. I don't want it! " "Exactly. Who would want this book? " "I think she got the book wet, so it must belong to her." "It is impossible for her to want this book. She will give herself a brand-new one. then what ..... ah! Not good! I wonder which unlucky person this book will fall on. It is best not to be me. "
..... when everyone was talking and nervous. She stood up and came to me. When she came to me, my heart suddenly thumped. At this time, my heart is like fifteen buckets of water-so anxious.
I'm worried that I will become this unlucky guy. It's just that I'm having trouble with her again these days. Ah! I am ... I am in pain. My classmates are all sweating for me.
"pa!" I picked up the "new book" and looked at it, ah! This is really a new book! So ... just when everyone was convinced, she really put the dirty and wet book on her desk.
We deeply admire her enterprising spirit. At the same time, we are ashamed of what we just thought.
Ah! "A year's plan lies in spring." I think it is "the plan of a semester lies in the start of school."
Today is the first new knowledge I have learned since I started school, and it is she who made me understand another truth of being a man.
8. What has happened since the beginning of school? Write "something happened at school", more than 400 words.
There are countless things. There is one thing I will never forget.
One morning, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw that it was already dark and there were raindrops hanging on the window. The window is blurred and I can't see anything clearly. I got up alone and started brushing my teeth and washing my face without a coat. After a while, I suddenly felt dizzy and my legs hurt so much that I couldn't move. After breakfast, I persisted in going to school regardless of the pain.
When I get to school and sit in the classroom, I am always absent-minded. The teacher doesn't listen to the class, as if wearing a "spell" on his head. Finally, I finished the second class. I thought to myself, the classroom is so boring. It would be better to go out and exercise. We all jog when doing gymnastics. But I ran and ran, and suddenly, I don't know who tripped and my hands fell to the ground. I think, alas, today is really unlucky. I had a headache and fell down. Now my leg hurts more. It's really "worse"!
At this time, Zheng Lao saw it and rushed over, patted the dust on my body and gently said to me, "Chloe, are you okay?" Go to the playground and have a rest! " "I said, and helped me to the edge of the playground. After running, Mr. Zheng rushed over and said loudly, "Chloe, I'll help you back to the classroom." Be careful ... "at this point, my nose is sour and my heart is moved to tears."
Today, Teacher Zheng, like my mother, gave me care and love when I needed help most. Usually the teacher is very strict with us, but today I saw the teacher's gentle side. The teacher is really good to me.
Teacher's love is great. Mencius once said: "People who love others will always love others;" People who respect others will always respect others. "Miss Zheng, I will always respect you and love you forever!
9. What interesting things happened this semester? One thing that moved me was that my mother and I caught a cold last winter.
My mother's illness has never recovered, but mine is getting worse. One night, my cough got worse and worse.
I also feel very cold and uncomfortable. My mother touched my head and found it very hot, so she took my temperature, "more than 38 degrees".
My mother was afraid that my fever would get worse and asked my father to take me to the children's hospital. My father was driving, and my mother hugged me and wrapped me tightly for fear of catching cold again.
I said, "I want to drink water." My mother comforted me and fed me water to drink.
When I arrived at the Children's Hospital, my parents immediately took me to the internal medicine department. The physician gave me a list for my parents to take to buy medicine.
After buying the medicine, my mother took me to the infusion place to get the needle, and my father went to the nurse who gave me the infusion. When my father came back, I said to him, "Dad, I'm hungry."
Dad went to the canteen near the hospital to buy something to eat. I looked at my watch after eating. It's almost 1 1 o'clock.
I said, "I'm so sleepy." Mother said, "Go to sleep, there is still half a bottle of liquid."
I fell asleep in a daze and woke up before dawn. I saw my father fall asleep by the bed.
My mother looked at me by the bed. Mom saw me awake and whispered, "Are you thirsty? Do you want to drink water? " He also touched my head and said, "Nothing, the fever is gone."
I looked at my mother and found that her face was haggard and her eyes were cloudy. That's when I remembered that my mother was still ill.
My tears swirled in my eyes and finally flowed out. These tears are tears of happiness and gratitude.
It's been a year, but I still remember it vividly. I want to say to my parents: you have worked hard, and I will honor you when I grow up.
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