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Fairy tales without hygiene

Children who don't like hygiene are annoying, and friends will even stay away from them, so we should be good children who pay attention to hygiene. The following is an unhygienic fairy tale I arranged for you. I hope it works for you!

An unhygienic fairy tale 1: itchy hair

Ding Dong dogs are playing on the grass. The wind blew, and the wind blew small leaves and dust on his head.

Ding Dong said to the snoring pig. My head is itchy, please help me take off the small leaves on my head. ?

Snoring pig, take the little leaves off. Ding Dong dog said: Why is it still itchy?

Strawberry rabbit came to see it and said with surprise: There are bugs in your hair! ? The snoring pig also cried in surprise, how many bugs are hidden in your hair! ?

Strawberry rabbit said:? You must have not washed your hair for a long time. ? Ding Dong said shyly, I haven't washed it for three months. ?

Strawberry rabbit said:? This kind of bug called lice likes to hide in dirty hair and bite people, which makes you feel itchy. ?

Snoring pig barks: Come and wash your hair, come and wash your hair. ? Ding Dong Dog said: Shampoo is very uncomfortable in the eyes. ?

Strawberry rabbit said:? I'll teach you a good method. When washing your hair with water, as long as your face is up, water will not flow into your eyes. ?

Tinker bell dogs are like strawberry rabbits. Really, their eyes are not uncomfortable at all.

Fairy Tales Without Hygiene Part 2: Piglets Looking in the Mirror

There is a little pig with a dirty face. Because he doesn't like to wash his face, he never washes his face. All small animals hate it and don't like to play with it. Mother pig advised him to wash his face, but he refused.

Today is the pig's birthday. The rabbit gives it a mirror to look at its face every day. If it is not clean, wash it until it is clean.

On the first day, the pig washed his face, looked in the mirror and was clean, so he happily went to play hide-and-seek with his friends. Rabbit, lamb, dog, etc. Suddenly I found that the pig was very sanitary and made friends with the pig. Piggy is very happy.

On the fifth day, several flies were lying on the mirror. After washing his face, the pig looked in the mirror and found a few small black spots on his face, so he washed his face again and looked at it again, but it was still not clean. After washing and washing, the photos are still not clean. Little rabbit is waiting anxiously outside the door. He came in and saw that there were flies on the mirror. He couldn't help laughing at the pig.

From then on, the pig looked in the mirror and thought it was a fly on the mirror as long as he saw his face was dirty. He didn't care at all and didn't wash his face. From then on, small animals no longer play with pigs.

Fairy Tales without Hygiene Part 3: Runaway Hands

Tao Tao is a naughty boy. He often takes food from the plate without washing his hands. Mother said his little hands were like rags, and they were dirty all day.

One morning, a strange thing happened

When Tao Tao got up, he found his little hand missing. Tao Tao can't do anything without hands. He wants to eat, and he has no hands, so he just stares at his grandparents to feed him. Many friends lie in front of the window and laugh at him: stupid Tao Tao, shameless, and let his grandparents feed! ? Tao Tao was so naughty that he began to cry, tears streaming down his face.

Without hands, Tao Tao can't draw if he wants to, so he can only watch other friends draw casually with pens in their hands.

Without little hands, Tao Tao can't take and touch things as he used to.

? I want my little hand! I want my little hand! ? Tao Tao cried and looked for his little hand everywhere. In fact, there are two little hands hidden under the bed. They feel that the young master doesn't care about them at all. He hasn't bathed them for many days, and his whole body is black. They got angry and ran away.

? You must not cherish your little hands, so they ran away. ? Mom and Dad told Tao Tao. As long as you correct your mistakes, they will definitely come back. ?

Tao Tao knew he was wrong, and his little hand came back. He quickly washed his hands with soap. Small hands are not dirty, but delicious. Tao Tao can eat and draw with them.