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What are the short paragraphs?
The primary school started, and Dongdong, who just turned 6, refused to go to school. Mom explained to Dongdong that the child will go to school at the age of 6 until 15. Finally Dongdong sat down at his desk with tears in his eyes and asked: Do you remember to pick me up when I was 15 years old?
2. Teachers
When the bell rang, the teacher smiled and said to the whole class, "Students who are clamoring for school should not panic, and they will not delay class. Please don't chat with people who eat instant noodles. Tell the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, and don't affect the sleep of the students in the front row. Students who look at the scenery by the window are called students who play basketball on the playground, so that I can arrange my homework. The students on the way remember to inform the students in the internet cafe about today's homework. (This teacher is already ...)
3. Braised duck
One day, the husband took his wife to the mall, and her wife took a fancy to a set of cosmetics, which was a bit expensive. The husband said, "don't buy it, I think it's best for you to face the sky!" " The wife asked unhappily, "Why? "The husband said," I like to eat chicken with white claws. " The wife reached out and slapped her husband in the face. The husband covered his red face and asked, "Why did you hit me?" The wife said flatly, "I love braised duck." "
4. the embarrassment of buying a gun.
During the winter vacation, Xiao Ming was sent by his brother to buy a dropped gun (the kind that rings when it falls lightly). Xiaoming bought a bag full of money and went home. When he got home, his brother asked him, where is the gun? Did you buy it? Xiao Ming patted his pocket proudly: everything was there ... and then only heard a few "pops", and tragedy happened-two brothers died together. ...
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