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Persuade your healing system to say: if you don't get paid, you'd better learn to stop.

1, watch the sunrise and sunset quietly and wait for you silently.

You'd better learn to stop what you can't get.

The biggest regret is not that I missed the best person, but that I met the best person, but exhausted my best self.

Remember to stab you in the back a few times, otherwise how can I remember you?

Persistence is the key to doing things, and love is the key to being a man.

6. When you fall in love with someone, what you see in your eyes is not only his advantages, but his shortcomings. Never mind!

7. I am not afraid of being surrounded by thousands of enemies. I'm afraid we will let go easily and surrender without a fight.

9. At present, my heart is sad because of you, because your heart is not only docile to me.

10, has anyone found that the longer lovers love each other, the less they talk?

1 1, the wind blows away the leaves, but it cannot blow away the butterflies; Because everything is obedient, just like losing vitality.

12, I came crying and everyone laughed; I left with a smile, and everyone cried! Hey! This is a university ...

13, don't always miss the clothes that the sun has been drying.

14. Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. I'll laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

15. Time is not bitter medicine, but the time of love is the true meaning.

If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough.

Love lies not in how many times you say "I love you", but in how to prove that what you say is true.

People are sad, not because love is over, but when it is all over, love is still there.

3, the so-called growing up is to look down on what was originally valued and value what was originally underestimated.

Sometimes, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

It turns out that there is an unknown corner in our hearts, and we don't want to be exposed.

6. Love is a fire that can burn us. Whether smart or stupid, falling in love becomes a moth.

7. Time is divided diagonally, stop your kindness to me and disintegrate our dependence.

8, the first aging is never the appearance, but the desperate enthusiasm.

9. The most perfect picture in happiness can only be fixed in the time in my memory.

10, if one day, you don't remember, and I don't remember, time will definitely take our place to remember.

1 1, I just want to take this love that has nothing to do with anyone and anything, and move towards a person's eternal life.

12, you are like a door to me, separating me from the outside world.

13, when we were young, we didn't expect that we made a mistake in a hurry and missed this life.

14, the person who often makes you angry is the one who loves you more, just don't know how to express it.

15. If you divide your life into two parts, the first part is called "not hesitating" and the second part is called "not regretting".

16, life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

17, the ending and the process are there, and then I feel greedy!

18, those who will eventually move towards their own future, we can expect it to take away all the memories.

19, in love, don't ask for anything in return, you should know enough is enough.

20. Sometimes, let nature take its course, and you will know whether those things are worth having.

2 1, people are like music. Some people are telling the truth, others are just making noise.

22. The hardest thing in life is that you have something on your mind that you can't say.

23. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good enough, it's not over yet.

Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

25, some things, we thought we would be distressed for a lifetime, in fact, we underestimated the power of time.

26. Time passed so fast that I ignored my waiting. The distant back has taken away too much of my persistence.

Enough is enough if you can't get the reward —— On Daquan

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

What I want is not a brief tenderness, but a lifetime of waiting.

Don't wait for me to leave before you realize my importance. Don't wait for me to cry before you know my sadness.

The second you left, my world couldn't hold on any longer.

When forgetting becomes another beginning, when memories fade, pain is the most real.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

The sky was originally a landscape, but after meeting the right person, it became a mood.

Even if we can't be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.

Be the simplest person and take the happiest road.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

It's just that we are all too young now and want to love each other well, but we can't give each other the future they want.

I forget it over time, and I don't care so much over time.

If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

Is there a person who you have told countless times to give up, but still can't bear to part with it?

I admit I'm always imagining things. But that's because I care.

Incomplete love is mixed with heartbreaking pain.

The bravest thing in the world is to listen to the love between you with a smile!

Once, you said you loved me. At that moment, I thought it was forever.

Don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't hear, so I will think of what I shouldn't think of.

I refused everyone's favor and waited for an uncertain future.

You won't know how strong you are until you have experienced it.

I'd rather let others think I'm happy than look miserable.

Two people have been together for a long time, just like their left hands and right hands. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together.

Woman, why are you not strong? You are an animal that will not die if it bleeds for a week.

One-way trip, one's morning and night, one's youth.

I passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to accept it.

When you are alone, learn to be alone; When two people are together, learn to get along.

No heartless person has ever poured out his heart for a person.

I know you don't like me, so I want to put my heart away, but I can't get it back.

The people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.

I will never forget it because I know it will never happen again in my life.

God gave you this life because he knows you are strong enough to live.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

I believe that you can reach the place in your dreams, and your footsteps will reach it one day.

If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough.

In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do.

The classic says: don't ask for anything in return, you should know enough is enough.

1, happiness, walking on thin ice, put away your innocent smiling face and learn to grow!

2, you are not wrong, I am not wrong, it is a gust of wind that blows out the promise.

3, a bed, a computer, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of coke, a mobile phone, thinking of a person, staying up all night.

Love is not only walking side by side under the mountain, but also walking hand in hand in the wind and rain.

I don't know what to say, but I suddenly miss her at that moment.

6. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.

7. Don't use inappropriate excuses when breaking up. Why was it appropriate?

8. Write down words about love like flowers, but every page is scarred.

9. I gave up everything, and I believe that time can prove me right.

10, the moment we passed you by, we already recognized each other.

1 1, it's not that I don't love you, it's just that I find that you don't need me anymore.

12, if you fail the person who loves you deeply, you will meet the person who hurts you the most.

13, sorry, don't tell others, because no one will care.

14, there are some things I can never understand; Some words are doomed to rot in my heart.

15, when you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

16, let go of your hand. In the noisy street, you can't find the picture in your pupil.

17, the first button was wrong, and you didn't find it until the last button was buttoned. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only at the end have to admit it.

18, you have a good life, I am happy for you, you have a bad life, I am happy for the whole world.

19, they never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.

No matter how many wounds you have, you can't make a scar on your heart.

2 1, in front of everyone, even if you are wrong, you can only bite the bullet and laugh.

22. Distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

23. It is unfair that boys have stories called vicissitudes, while girls have a past called filth.

24. We must grow up in love, so we must love and give until it hurts.

25, silence for a long time, decadent for a long time, sigh for a long time, sad for a long time.

26. In beauty, it can't be forgotten, and no matter how sad it is, it can't be time.

27. It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

28. Even if I gave up countless times, I never stopped liking you.

29. Even if you fade out of my life, you still occupy my memory.

30. Love is not everything, so don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.

3 1, I can only watch the last bus of happiness go away, not that I missed it, but that I couldn't squeeze in at all.

32. Many people love you. You are the only one I love!

I love you with my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

34. I despise you. In fact, I look down on myself who likes you.

35. Your hot and cold finally encouraged me to let go and catch you.

36, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are not right, people are not right, things are not right, and the past cannot be chased.

37. He always calls me Neil. Sometimes he will call me daughter-in-law, my wife before going to bed, my wife in the morning and my baby when I am happy.

38. Love is not everything, so don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.

At the beginning of the month, I will eat whatever the dog eats. In the middle of the month, I eat whatever the dog eats. At the end of the month, the dog and I competed for food.

40. Once you told me that you would always be good to me, but that was only once.

4 1, I will walk out of your world gracefully and face my new life calmly.

42. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

43. When I turn on the computer, I want to have a look in space. This is my idea and my deep concern. Your every move attracts my attention.

44. Someone asked me what's good about you? In fact, when I think of you, there is a smile in my eyes.

45. Many times you can doubt me, except when I say I love you.

46. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

47. In the vast sea of people, there is always a back that touches the soul. If there is still time to retain, please put down your dignity and save it.

48. I like you to buy what I like, remember what I forgot and think about what I want.

49. Sometimes, I want to hide, I want to be vulnerable, and I don't want others to see my wounds.

If you don't get something in return, you should know enough is enough, otherwise, you will disturb others and hurt yourself.