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The pig's longing for beauty and his loss.

There is nothing better than being punished for molesting Chang 'e.

Chang 'e in the moon palace is a fairy with status; Tian Peng Yuan Shuai is also an immortal with status; Heaven also has statutes that should be observed. Marshal Tianpeng dared to flirt with Chang 'e, and was drunk at that time. He also drowned his sorrows with wine and went crazy in front of Chang 'e. When this scandal spread, where was the face of the jade emperor, the supreme ruler in heaven? Therefore, the Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to behead Marshal Tian Peng.

Due to the mediation of Taibai Venus, the Jade Emperor exempted Tian Pengyuan Shuai from the death penalty and took the heavy responsibility for 2000 hammers. He was beaten half-dead, and then banished to the mortal world. As a result, Tian Peng was unlucky all his life. He threw the wrong pig fetus in a daze and made it look ugly in the mirror.

Wine and color are mixed, and so are immortals.