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TVXQ! five people's evaluation! And all of TVXQ!! .

Let's start with captain Jung Yunho.

Some people say he has a black belly, I agree. In terms of interpersonal relationship, first-class master. It is the result of the company's training, and it is also determined by personal character, and it may also be related to family education. SM gave him a different position from the beginning. I dare say that no matter who he forms a combination with, he must be the best candidate for the captain. What he said "I don't want to be a captain in school" is all foreign words. His personality in school is not suitable for being a captain, which will be mentioned below.

Jung Yunho is very talkative. He said the right things to different people on different occasions. He did it very well, so good that he could be evaluated as watertight.

Jung Yunho is very good at being a man. He can help others in a low-key way or attack others in a low-key way, but everyone he helps will know and feel his feelings. The person who was hit may never know, and even if he did, he couldn't catch anything on him. There was once a famous elder with a bad temper who swore in the waiting room, and a school girl who had just debuted for two years. The scolding was loud and ugly, and no one dared to speak or persuade. Yun Hao came forward, greeted him naturally, said a few household words, then chatted with the elder and smiled slowly. Finally, he went out with a big smiling face, and the unlucky junior finally escaped. Jung Yunho didn't stop fighting and didn't say a word about the younger generation. It seems that he didn't do anything, but in fact he did everything.

TVXQ! has a good work attitude, and the best is the captain. He won't announce that he's coming and shoot, and then he'll leave. He will confirm all the important details with all the staff in advance, not only himself, but also all the gods and sometimes even other actors, so he is a tired captain, but his mind is really strong. He is very absorbed in his work, but he pays attention to everything in the meeting. He knew that the staff burned their hands in the far corner and went to say hello during the break, so the staff liked him and he was really popular. I seldom know my position, but I am modest.

He is very concerned about the team members and works very hard, which saves the agent a lot of heart. In the middle of an announcement, he asked the staff to bring a pair of shoes back to the dormitory. I thought it was his own, but later I realized it was handsome. The next announcement is about dancing. The venue may be too slippery for handsome guys. He remembered that he had prepared suitable shoes for Shuai Shuai. I think things are done very carefully and thoughtfully. He can understand the shoes of each of the four members, and he is very convinced. I don't recognize my own shoes!

Hao is strong in front of people, but sometimes he cries. In private, he may be an emotional person. I saw him cry once not long after his debut. It was in a small room, sitting with his back to the door. I didn't see his face, but his shoulders were shaking. Members surrounded him. Changmin handed him a tissue and put it in the middle of the room, as if to comfort and persuade him. I looked at the door and heard nothing. The entertainment circle is definitely a place to exercise. The weak will become stronger, and the strong will become stronger. There are dozens of people around you, who are fighting with you mercilessly for 24 hours. Whoever stays in it for a few years will become stronger.

Yun Hao's background is strong enough not to offend people, but he is absolutely not afraid of offending people. Someone tried to make fun of him. I don't know if it was intentional. Talk too much. Yun Hao's face fell at once, and his eyes were cold enough to kill the perpetrator. He was stared at by Yun Hao for more than ten seconds. It's shaking! ......

In the public relations communication with foreign countries, more than 90% of Hao Yun has done entertainment, and his popularity is very sweet in front of his elders. He is very able to put down his posture and get close to the younger generation. He is a very accommodating person, and he is comfortable to laugh among his peers. He is willing to help loyal people, so everyone likes him. I heard that there are about four bottles of shochu, but I don't know. In fact, the degree of Korean shochu is very low. If you drink China's Erguotou,

As a singer, singing skills need to be strengthened. Dancing is great, and it is one of the best among artists of the same age, but sometimes it is out of tune in singing! ! Anyone who sings God's own songs can be regarded as a hardworking child. Yun Hao doesn't have a girlfriend at present, that's for sure. The company doesn't allow it. All the female artists in the circle like him, but no one dares to take the risk. If God is ruined by scandal, SM will not let her go, and he doesn't want to find it himself. He has great ambitions for his career, not to say that he aims at any senior but never reaches his goal!

I always see people say that Chang Minte can eat.

I think all five of them can eat.

As long as you don't have to be on camera, your mouth is almost full of things.

I think I won't order because of work.

So I got into the habit of eating whenever I can.

The members of Shenzhou VII have a good relationship.

At least I didn't see anything bad.

Lots of rice, Wang Ha Dao.

I don't have this hobby

But their intimacy can sometimes be really contagious.

We often play together and have a good time.

Hugs and kisses are actually very common.

If these are kings.

Then any pairing is really possible.

Not too tired. They quarreled between work.

Once, Yun Hao asked to do something in class.

In the joke, I said, "If you dare to kiss XX, I will do it for you right away."

That XX is a woman. During that time, everyone joked that Yun Hao had a crush on her.

Hao Yun scolded a sentence with a smile, so he rubbed hard in China and Latin America.

The last five twisted and rolled together.

The staff just laughed it off.

If there are similarities between the gods.

I think the only similarity is that one day

I didn't really find him gossiping about it.

This is just my personal feeling.

It's always a little weird for men to be too close to men.

But I'm not surprised to make out with a man one day.

For example, he shook someone's hand (also an artist, the predecessor of God) and joked, just like a girl coquetry her boyfriend. If others do this kind of behavior, I will get goose bumps. But one day I felt it was natural to do so, and I didn't express my feelings at all. I pouted lovingly, lowered my head a little, and kept shaking my elder's arm. I guess he asked for a treat because the latter bought it.

Be graceful in front of girls one day.

Sometimes it's a little unreasonable in front of players.

I always feel that he is a little less confident (only relatively speaking)

Put forward all kinds of tricky little requirements

In this way, you can be sure that you are loved.

He needs to feel concerned and valued all the time to feel safe.

I thought the same thing.

Maybe the members are excellent, so let those who are unaccompanied in Korea feel pressure one day?

The friendship of members and the support of fans can help him increase his confidence.

He is the easiest of the five to be quiet.

I can think for a long time by myself.

Sometimes depression can affect the state at work.

Because this has been said by the agent several times, Changmin is very tall.

This is a look up and talk to the point of standing by.

I think he tends to exceed 1.9 meters.

But thin, too thin, but still healthy.

A thoughtful young man

Too deep for age.

Although he doesn't talk much, he has his own momentum.

I often like to talk a lot in class.

Especially with acquaintances.

I like to describe everything in the most detailed way.

I heard a joke before-in order to describe a ballpoint pen, I added 22 attributes in front of it.

It can be seen that speaking in class is a little fond of ink.

As he talked, he forgot the original theme himself.

I am very happy, too.

If Chang Min were here at this time,

In the middle, Chang Min is often said to make a summary.

I stopped at this point in the conversation, because Chang Min expressed his meaning in only one sentence.

The same is true of making programs in middle school.

If it's not a prepared manuscript,

As he spoke, he didn't know where to go.

Make MC dizzy.

But no one hates him for it.

He is a soft-hearted man.

And easy to access.

Don't be cold to strangers.

But also have a high degree of vigilance.

Good at protecting yourself, I can tell you a lot.

But I shouldn't say anything. I won't reveal it at all.

When cooking in the kitchen, there is a habit of tasting while cooking.

So when it was finished, he almost finished eating.

They said it themselves. I don't know if this is a joke or true.

The way you smile in the classroom and your quiet expression are really feminine.

But he is very masculine himself.

This is a bit contradictory.

But I can't figure out how to describe him.

Anyway, it's gentle when you don't talk and smile.

But when you open your mouth, it's completely different.

Sometimes a little arrogant.

I heard that he smokes, but I have never seen it with my own eyes, and I don't think he smells like smoke. Maybe he doesn't smoke much.

I don't know how much I can drink, but I want to be strong. After drinking for more than four hours, I still look sober and my face is not red. Yun Hao will blush after drinking, and so will I one day.

Naive is an elegant person.

Employees are not big shots.

But he often opens the door to female staff naturally.

Get in and out of the elevator or something. Let the lady go first.

Sometimes little moves are a little gentlemanly.

Handsome personality is a bit polarized.

It's extremely cold when it's cold and extremely noisy when it's noisy.

Because Changmin is the youngest, not only will the players let him go, but he will also be loved by everyone outside, but he is relatively low-key and a little introverted.

Junxiu came even harder.

When joking, he always likes to stir up trouble. He always fights when he talks. Although he doesn't fight seriously, he sometimes hurts. One day he stopped playing because he was sensitive and naive. Once he cried while playing, and he never dared to fight again.

Junxiu suffered a lot before she debuted.

He is almost the best student in the same period.

But my voice suddenly dropped.

Those who don't usually accept his jealousy jump out and step on him.

Even learn to sing in front of him in his hoarse voice.

Kim's mother is a good, supportive and beautiful mother, but she has a poor judgment on people. She thinks handsome sometimes looks like her mother's eyes. Kim's father is very kind, and people who are familiar or unfamiliar greet him politely.

Junxiu has high expectations for music.

His ambition is not quite the same as that of Yun Hao.

Yun Hao's movements give people the impression that the whole combination is the starting point.

Not only hope to lead the gods to the heights of their predecessors,

He even wants to challenge the heights that no one has ever reached.

Therefore, we should attack the city and plunder the land, and build our own kingdom step by step.

Handsome ambition tends to sing.

The requirements for music are harsh.

He can't sing wrong himself, and he can't tolerate others singing wrong.

But he seems to have no fixed goal.

Just move forward firmly.

Go as far as possible.

You can pay attention to his expression when singing live.

If someone sings the wrong thing about God,

His expression at that moment was a bit funny.

The feeling of wanting to be crazy but not daring to attack.

I can't stand the sparkle in my eyes, but I can't do anything.

Junxiu said she hated karaoke.

This is a fact.

He can't stand singing at all levels.

Changmin is also a man who can fight.

I didn't expect that.

Lee Hyuk Jae is a close friend of Kim Su Jun.

A person with good character.

You'll beat someone up for a handsome performance.

They used to play football with people from other schools.

The other party has excessive behavior towards Jun Xiu.

Li He kicked it at once.

This is what I heard.

Someone gave Shuai Shuai an ugly face in the training room.

I was slapped by Li He.

This is what I saw.

At other times, He Zai is the kind of person who looks good.

I laughed all day.

On the contrary, it looks handsome and a little cold.

I don't know the situation in Japan.

Most of what I know is about their past.

Please understand

The biggest feature of the class is love to talk.

If he keeps quiet one day, he is in a bad mood or in poor health.

Looking at people with a smile and a crooked head is very feminine.

But he doesn't feel like a girl when he jokes and laughs.

He has a good relationship with Hao Yun.

Captain david moses did a good job. Did he get half the honor?

If a few small ones don't behave well,

Yun-ho can't talk about them too much.

Instead, they stood up and said that they

Yunhao went to explain another point.

This also reminds players.

It won't make the team members think that the captain is arrogant.

They cooperate very well in this respect.

I am very confident about my performance in class.

Always look at yourself in the mirror and laugh.

Just a little intoxicated with that smile.

Then look around, no one notices, and then indulge in it.

If you are seen, you will smile shyly.

However, he is not as good as Yun Hao in interpersonal relationship.

He likes and dislikes people too much by first impression and intuition.

See someone you don't like at first sight.

He may never like it again.

Unlike yun-ho

You can get along with everyone.

So as I said before, his personality is not suitable for being a captain.

A day's personality is also very easy to get along with.

Good adaptability

But a little more sensitive.

Sometimes it's hard to bear.

The players gave him a lot of protection.

If you want to fly solo in the future,

He is one of the more worrying people.

Junxiu is a very independent and strong person.

Sometimes pretending to be cute in front of the camera

Not artificial.

That's his job as an artist.

His nature also has his lovely side.

But he is much more mature under the camera.

It looks a little white, but in fact it is a person with a deep heart.

If the company arranges their future personal development.

Junxiu may be the first one to fly solo.

Can't say too many details.

The taste of rice is too strong now.

It's easy to infer something else if you talk too carefully.

I feel guilty if I implicate other artists.

Don't go into too much detail

I don't see how much time they spend together in private.

As far as employees are concerned, this is not privacy, is it?

They are just handsome teenagers.

Outstanding talent

But the heart is not much different from ordinary people.

Changmin is worthy of appreciation.

The thought is surprisingly profound.

If you don't become a singer,

Fully capable of politics.

Personality is also much more mature than peers.

Such a small person knows that what should be endured must be endured.

Bitter but willing.

Strive for the best.

In this business, there is no shame in intrigue.

This is a skill that must be mastered in order to survive.

He is not completely familiar with it, but he learns quickly.

Changmin is the least said by brokers.

Work, study and life are all arranged by themselves.

He calls his family the most.

But it's short.

He is the youngest in the team, but he increasingly takes care of his younger brother as his responsibility.

Many times, I can share my worries about Hao Yun.