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What's the name of the animated sketch you saw on the bus in Beijing?

Street Guard

"Street Guard" is a sketch performed by Zhou Wei, Cecilia Han and Quan Duan at the Spring Festival Gala in 28 (the Year of the Fifth Year of the Lunar New Year). Zhou Wei plays the role of traffic police solemn in this sketch, Cecilia Han plays the role of malusha, a violator, and Quan Duan plays the role of drunkard. The lines of the sketch are as follows:

Street Guard (sketch)

Character: solemn, male, in his twenties, traffic police (hereinafter referred to as Zhuang); Ma Lusha, female, in her twenties, is an offender (hereinafter referred to as Ma); Alcoholic, male, more than 3 years old, illegal person (hereinafter referred to as alcohol).

location: on the road.

time: now.

[street, car traffic sound effects. Commanding traffic in a solemn manner. Suddenly found the situation ...]

Zhuang: Comrade ... [Running to the next door. The noise of drunkards. Solemnly help the inept drunkard]

Wine: I didn't expect the municipal company to fool people. The bean curd dregs project is very harmful to people. Look at this road, it looks quite flat, and it walks up to clean the pit ... (falls)

Zhuang: (hastily helps the drunkard) Comrade, where is the pit on this slippery road?

wine: there is no pit (I can't stand it). Why do two policemen "sneak out" while holding me?

Zhuang: there are no two policemen, just me.

wine: one person? Then why do you have two heads How much trouble?

Zhuang: Don't worry about my head. Why do you drink so much wine in broad daylight?

Wine: Who drank too much ... didn't drink at all ...

Zhuang: How dangerous it is to drive like this. You can't see it in such heavy traffic ...

Wine: Yes.

Zhuang: Why do you want to drive when you see it?

wine: I didn't see any police!

Zhuang: you are really telling the truth.

wine: that's what's wrong with me. if I drink some wine, I'll tell the truth. if my wife wants to know anything about me, she'll get me drunk before asking. I can't fool her if I don't drink ...

Zhuang: It's rare for people to drink like you.

wine: I have never seen you as a traffic policeman. What a layman! I sat in the driver's seat and just started the car, and you dragged me down. Can that be fined?

Zhuang: what should I do if I want to be an expert?

wine: if you are an expert, just wait a little longer.

Zhuang: what are you waiting for?

Wine: You wait for me to put in gear, give oil, lift the clutch and turn the wheel. At this time, you come out again and shout "stop" to get me off. This is called drunk driving, and you will be fined for deducting points. Maybe you will detain me for a few more days ...

Zhuang: Listening to your program, it really seems that I am not drunk.

wine: you are too impatient. you helped me down before my car moved. you can't deduct it, and you can't get a fine. have you been busy for a long time? Call you an amateur and wronged you? You just throw off your stupid shoes, socks, pants and jacket ...

Zhuang: What do you mean?

wine: all you have left is an idiot! I'll leave the car in one second, and then you'll open the penalty.

Zhuang: What about an accident in this second? If you drive after drinking, you will have an accident, and a tragedy of car crash and death is likely to happen within this second.

wine: don't scare me. It is said that wine makes people brave. The stronger my courage is, the more people will be ...

Zhuang: Let's talk about your business. Aren't you an expert in our traffic police business? I'll tell you a few more words. The purpose of our traffic police law enforcement is not to deduct books for fines, but to defend the dignity of life, protect people's property and nip all hidden dangers and accidents in the bud.

wine: are you that capable?

Zhuang: It's definitely impossible to rely solely on our traffic police. It requires the concerted efforts of the whole society ... Well, you should take a rest here to sober up, and I'll be laid off in a few minutes. I'll drive you home for you and we'll have a good talk ...

Wine: I'm waiting for you ... (suddenly shouting) Hey, look there ... Harsh braking sound]

Wine: Brother, how dangerous is it to stop this car?

[Martha is dressed beautifully]

Ma: What's the matter, why do you want me to stop?

[solemnly greets and salutes]

Zhuang: Hello, please show me your driver's license.

ma: what's wrong with me?

Zhuang: You violated traffic regulations, speeding, how dangerous ...

Ma: speeding? You mean I'm driving too fast?

wine: you are really not driving too fast.

ma: exactly.

wine: you are flying too low! Sister, you drive a Boeing 747, right?

Ma: What Boeing 747? This is Alto ... (posturing) Brother traffic police, raise your hand and let me pass. Do you know where my car is from?

Wine: Where else can a broken Alto be? Do you think you are an Audi?

Zhuang: Comrade, please show me your driver's license.

ma: why? Are you serious enough? Tell you, I know your battalion chief ...

Zhuang: I know our battalion chief, too. Please show me your driver's license.

wine: are there no words? Take out your notebook.

Ma: Just take it out. What can I do for you? [Ma Shasha tried to hand it over again]

Ma: Take care, eldest brother. I'm in a hurry ...

Zhuang: I can't drive so fast because of something urgent. Did I have an accident and not be fully delayed?

Ma: I went to see my husband ... He is also in your brigade, and his name is solemn ...

Zhuang: Ah? ! Your name is ...

Ma: My name is Marusha ...

Wine: Is your nickname "Shouer"?

ma: yes! How did you know?

wine: the first name is Marusha, and the second name is definitely "Shouer". What a road killer!

ma: what are you kidding? My real name is Marsella ... I don't believe you ... [Marsella hands her driver's license to solemn]

[Marsella looks at the photo solemnly, and Marsella poses beautifully]

Wine: Oh, my God, why are you posing? Just take a few more catwalks.

ma: eldest brother, do you know solemn?

Zhuang: I know him very well, but it seems that he is not married. [Fill in the penalty form solemnly and hand it to Martha]

Zhuang: Comrade, please go to the traffic police brigade in the city tomorrow to accept the punishment ...

Ma: What? I told you, I am a solemn fiancee ...

Zhuang: This is not in contradiction with your acceptance of punishment! (Salute) Goodbye!

[solemnly walks to Taichung and continues to direct traffic with gestures]

Ma: Hey, why are you so embarrassed?

wine: why are you stalling? Is this IQ still the fiancee of the traffic police? Why don't you just call your husband?

ma: huh? Right ... right ... (takes out his cell phone) Hello, Winnie the Pooh?

wine: it's also Garfield.

ma: I am Garfield ... who is Garfield? I'm Louisa. Is the boyfriend of the urban traffic police brigade that you introduced me called solemn ...

Wine: I haven't met my husband for a long time? Now this girl's mouth is really ahead of her time ...

Ma: Have you told him about me? He knows my name, doesn't he ... Well, you give me his mobile phone number ... Who's in a hurry to get married? Oh, I can't tell you clearly now. I'll call him ... (I can't get through the phone several times by pressing the number) Why turn off the phone in broad daylight? Really.

[Martha was so anxious that she stopped commanding solemnly, looked at her watch, took out her mobile phone, and turned it on while walking towards the drunkard]

Zhuang: How was it? Is the wine awake? I'm laid off. Let's go.

ma: alas, alas, our business is not over yet!

Zhuang: haven't you left yet?

ma: give me my driver's license back.

Zhuang: here's your driver's license, yes.

ma: that's right. it's over if you give it back to me. who are we with?

Zhuang: I'll pay you back when you finish your punishment ...

Ma: Are you, are you ...?

Zhuang: Not bad. Am I not clear enough?

ma: you give it back to me now.

Zhuang: sorry, I don't have the right.

ma: then how do you have the right to work after drinking?

Zhuang: I didn't drink?

Ma: You haven't drunk. How dare you say you haven't drunk with such a strong smell?

wine: this wine tastes in my mouth.

ma: while standing there, a foot sticks out under the covers ... what rank are you?

Zhuang: look, do I look like I've been drinking?

Ma: Look at your blushing face. You don't look like anyone ...

Zhuang: It is often said that my face is black, and it is the first time I have heard people say that I am blushing.

ma: yes, your face is black, red, black and red! Not only do you drink, but you also bring a drunk relative to your post and sneer at the innocent people ...

Wine: I don't know him at all ...

Ma: What don't you know? You two are related, and he is your brother-in-law ...

Wine: He is my brother-in-law? My sister is not so blessed.

ma: I'm telling you, if you don't give me my driver's license back right away, I'll sue you for violating the ban and let you show off in a police uniform? I'll take this skin off for you ...

Wine: Do you mean to skin it? You treat the police like bananas!

ma: I'll call now ... (take my mobile phone and press the number)

[solemn mobile phone rings. Answer the phone]

Zhuang: Hello ...

Ma: Is it solemn? I'm Marusha, the girlfriend Winnie the Pooh introduced you to. Why is that policeman in your team like that? "Monkey" isn't a thing ...

Zhuang: "Monkey" isn't a thing at all ...

Ma: He ... (suddenly saves himself, looking solemnly) You?

Zhuang: meet me, I am solemn! [solemnly and enthusiastically reaching out to Marsha, Marsha is embarrassed and at a loss]

Zhuang: I didn't expect to meet you here, Little Sister Pony. Thank you for choosing the traffic police as your boyfriend, but you still need to think about it. Being the wife of a traffic police, you not only have to understand the hardships of law enforcement by the traffic police, but sometimes you have to bear some grievances! Let's meet again sometime. [Salute solemnly and help the drunkard]

Ma: Hey ... Leave me here and go with him. I don't believe I'm not as attractive as a drunkard ... Wait for me ... [Chasing down]