What funny sentences are there in rainy days?

1. Why is it raining? Because the earth is going to take a bath! ?

If it rains and thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky, "I want to travel in ancient times." Ensure success.

3. Little friends who dare to play computer when it thunders and rains are not afraid of lightning coming, so do you cross it?

The last time it was windy and rainy, I knew I had to prepare for a boat trip. Otherwise, don't go out.

The most regrettable thing in life is that it rains without an umbrella and eats without a bowl. ?

6. Going out in summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish! ?

7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

8. In continuous rainy days, it is most suitable for practicing lightness skill.

9, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

10, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

1 1. I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother is gone, and the other is that she won't go.

13, playing outside in rainy days, dragging along while playing herringbone. -flip-flops

14. Why does it rain during the term? (1) reveals the background of the story; (2) Rendering a bleak atmosphere; (3) Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

15, the deskmate sent her a short message "Let's elope". Her answer is "It's raining".