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Dialogue between men and women, one person, a sweet word, don't be so ostentatious.

A confession dialogue between men and women: Honey, who do you want to invite on your wedding day? Invite all the men you know, tell them that you are Lao Tzu's, and no one is allowed to rob you! ?

Confession dialogue: one sentence for men and one sentence for women.

(Note: a group of two sentences)

? Break up. My parents don't approve of us being together. ?

? Only you have parents? My parents don't approve of our breaking up. ?

? You are shameless! ?

? What do I need a face for? I want you?

? Honey, you are the cutest person I have ever met. ?

? Dear, I like you who have never seen the world. ?

? Mom, why did you marry dad? I was blind and fell in love with you! ?

? Dad, why is our family still so poor? I have given you money to treat your eyes! ?

? When can I get my book back?

? What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 30?

? Will you come on my wedding day?

? Why don't you get married if I don't come? ?

? What if we break up? I will chase you back. ?

? What if we break up? I'll catch up with you later ?

Couples ask and answer, couples ask and answer.

? I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me?

? From now on, you are not allowed to have loneliness and wine, only me. ?

? What if the groom is not you?

? I hope my father is me. ?

? Honey, who do you want to invite on your wedding day?

? Invite all the men you know, tell them that you are Lao Tzu's, and no one is allowed to rob you! ?

? Come on, which is more important, the game or me?

? I dare to play games without hitting you, don't you think?

? When have you ever liked me?

? I don't know. I just woke up one day and found myself seeing the people around you. Both men and women think they are rivals in love. I know I'm hopeless ?

? Will you call me if I lose it?

? Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat without looking for it! ?

? Do you know what it's like to love deeply?

? It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for light, but looking for you. ?

Don't think that you don't have to study just because you look good. ?

? Don't think you can be ugly just because you study well! ?

? Nobody likes me?

? Hello, my name is nobody?

? Do you like girls with long hair or short hair?

? I watched her change from short hair to long hair. ?

? You are so excellent that more and more people will like you. What should I do?

? I like it. ?

? What's the best thing you can think of?

? I like you every day, and I am liked by you. ?

? How long will you love me?

? Is it enough to be buried next to you? ?

? Why do you want to be a schoolmaster? Because I don't want her to ask other people questions?

? Why are you a scum? Because I want to ask him questions?

Couples ask and answer, couples ask and answer.

? Do you like me?

? Find the word that repeats the most in this sentence. ?

? If one day, my hair is gone, my teeth are gone, my temper is bad, my memory is poor, my cheeks are wrinkled, I walk slowly, I am indifferent and corrupt, my love, will you still insist on not letting me go? ShuoshuoKong.Com

? On that day, I will be just like you, with white hair, white teeth, big temper, poor memory, wrinkled face, procrastination, indifference and corruption, and I can't let go! ?

? Hum, my IQ belongs to one genus and two. ?

? Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best. ?

? What if the sky falls?

? If the sky falls, I will protect you! ?

? What would you do? I will love you. ?

? You won't what? I won't leave you. ?

? If it rains, will you stay?

? Even if it doesn't rain, I'm here! ?

? Wife, do you know the meaning of this sentence?

? That is, if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him! ?