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Dialogue between men and women, one person, a sweet word, don't be so ostentatious.
Confession dialogue: one sentence for men and one sentence for women.
(Note: a group of two sentences)
? Break up. My parents don't approve of us being together. ?
? Only you have parents? My parents don't approve of our breaking up. ?
? You are shameless! ?
? What do I need a face for? I want you?
? Honey, you are the cutest person I have ever met. ?
? Dear, I like you who have never seen the world. ?
? Mom, why did you marry dad? I was blind and fell in love with you! ?
? Dad, why is our family still so poor? I have given you money to treat your eyes! ?
? When can I get my book back?
? What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 30?
? Will you come on my wedding day?
? Why don't you get married if I don't come? ?
? What if we break up? I will chase you back. ?
? What if we break up? I'll catch up with you later ?
Couples ask and answer, couples ask and answer.
? I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me?
? From now on, you are not allowed to have loneliness and wine, only me. ?
? What if the groom is not you?
? I hope my father is me. ?
? Honey, who do you want to invite on your wedding day?
? Invite all the men you know, tell them that you are Lao Tzu's, and no one is allowed to rob you! ?
? Come on, which is more important, the game or me?
? I dare to play games without hitting you, don't you think?
? When have you ever liked me?
? I don't know. I just woke up one day and found myself seeing the people around you. Both men and women think they are rivals in love. I know I'm hopeless ?
? Will you call me if I lose it?
? Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat without looking for it! ?
? Do you know what it's like to love deeply?
? It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for light, but looking for you. ?
Don't think that you don't have to study just because you look good. ?
? Don't think you can be ugly just because you study well! ?
? Nobody likes me?
? Hello, my name is nobody?
? Do you like girls with long hair or short hair?
? I watched her change from short hair to long hair. ?
? You are so excellent that more and more people will like you. What should I do?
? I like it. ?
? What's the best thing you can think of?
? I like you every day, and I am liked by you. ?
? How long will you love me?
? Is it enough to be buried next to you? ?
? Why do you want to be a schoolmaster? Because I don't want her to ask other people questions?
? Why are you a scum? Because I want to ask him questions?
Couples ask and answer, couples ask and answer.
? Do you like me?
? Find the word that repeats the most in this sentence. ?
? If one day, my hair is gone, my teeth are gone, my temper is bad, my memory is poor, my cheeks are wrinkled, I walk slowly, I am indifferent and corrupt, my love, will you still insist on not letting me go? ShuoshuoKong.Com
? On that day, I will be just like you, with white hair, white teeth, big temper, poor memory, wrinkled face, procrastination, indifference and corruption, and I can't let go! ?
? Hum, my IQ belongs to one genus and two. ?
? Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best. ?
? What if the sky falls?
? If the sky falls, I will protect you! ?
? What would you do? I will love you. ?
? You won't what? I won't leave you. ?
? If it rains, will you stay?
? Even if it doesn't rain, I'm here! ?
? Wife, do you know the meaning of this sentence?
? That is, if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw a bucket of water at him and kill him! ?
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