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I became what I longed for, but I was not happy at all.

Before talking about the topic, let's talk about obesity and weight loss. This topic is too familiar, involving almost everyone, but it feels strange, because few people can really understand the relationship. Once, I was an enviable thin man, but I envied others' fatness. Seeing this, it is estimated that many people will find me annoying.

In order to gain weight in college, I began to try various methods. I ate meat every meal and didn't gain much weight. I heard that noodles grow faster, and I take my friends to eat noodles almost every day. After eating for more than a month, I felt sick at the sight of Lamian Noodles, but I still didn't gain weight. At that time, I heard that some people gained weight by drinking cold water. It was all kinds of envy and hatred, but helpless, a person who wanted to get fat just couldn't get fat.

All this changed two years ago. After getting married, my weight soared, from 120 kg to 160 kg in just one year, and reached 170 kg at the peak. Although my height is 178cm, I have piled up 170 kg of meat and have a belly that I once envied. Everyone says that I am carefree after marriage, so my weight gain may be the result of self-indulgence.

I finally became the object of my envy, but I was not happy at all. Because I really feel the trouble of being fat. Even if there is no scorching sun, you will sweat like rain after a few steps; After running a few steps, I was panting and my skin was crazy; Even if you wear clothes, you should buy the largest size, which is not good-looking.

? Ma Yun said that he didn't like money at all and was not interested in it. His happiest thing is not to sit on billions, but to earn 36 yuan a month as a teacher. Most of us take this as a joke, but the feelings may be really different from different angles and levels. My grandparents, after retiring from public institutions, immediately returned to their ancestral village to buy a piece of land, built a two-story building and fished and raised flowers every day. Once I went home, my grandmother said that your grandfather couldn't stay in the city for a moment, and he couldn't wait to retire to the countryside immediately. But as far as I know, when his grandfather was young, he longed to go to big cities and live a rich life in them. Now, he has had enough to eat and drink, but he wants to go back to his hometown and live the life he wants to escape most.

Perhaps the most wonderful thing in the world is this. At first, I tried to pursue my desired goal, only to find that I would rather go back to the original appearance.

I often sigh that although the traffic is more convenient now, the family relationship is not as strong as when I go home by bike; Although there are many choices to eat now, it is not as sweet as the last meal in jiaozi. It was only eaten during the New Year. Smoking is more and more expensive, but the more you smoke, the more lonely you are.

You've changed from a cute kid lying on your parents' backs to a mom and dad with a heavy family burden. Your expectation is no longer a piece of candy and a jiaozi, but a responsibility.

The mountain is still that mountain, the road is still that road, but you are not that you anymore.