Jokes of young people and Zen masters

1, the young man asked the Zen master:? Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. What can I do to change her?

The Zen master smiled and answered? The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain and find me a piece of paper with only the front side and no back side. ?

The young man thoughtfully pulled out a Mobius ring silently.

2. The young man asked the Zen master:? Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to change her?

The Zen master smiled and answered? The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain to find a bottle without inside and outside? .

Youth just a thoughtfully, silently took out a Klein bottle.

The Zen master pondered for a moment, assumed a posture, and killed the young man with great mercy.

3. The young man asked the Zen master: Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to change her?

The Zen master pondered for a moment and said, you can draw a curve casually and enlarge it with a magnifying glass. Still so curved?

The young man took out his calculator and drew a Wilstrass function.

The Zen master pondered for a moment, assumed a posture, and killed the young man with great mercy.

4. The young man asked the Zen master: Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to change her?

The Zen master pondered for a moment, assumed a posture, and killed the young man with great mercy.

After a while, the Zen master thought:? I seem to have missed a word?

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