Three funny comments on Taobao in 2020

1. The highest state of eating food is to see it as food.

As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

3. If you are alive, you should not live up to the word "eating goods".

4. Queen of the foodie world, please call me Her Majesty!

People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

6. I am just a qualified foodie, and my stomach is disappointing.

7. Is there anything better than eating delicious food?

8. It's good to eat, and you forget everything after eating.

9. I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!

10. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

1 1. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl …

12. Being able to eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but that I am good at raising.

13. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

14. Growth means going to which city to eat from which restaurant.

15. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

16. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

17. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but did not give me the status of a local tyrant.

18. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

19. Happiness is a foodie with a big belly and a fat figure.

20. For foodies, eating has nothing to do with not eating or being full.

2 1. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I am a foodie. I speak for myself?

Second,

Not bad, and the price is relatively affordable. I am the first person in our village to buy things online. Most people here don't shop online. They usually can't buy anything for five yuan. The whole village was shocked when I heard that I bought something online. The village chief came to my house and told my dad if I was crazy. Said that this day can't go on, let me go out to rent a house, and in the face of heavy pressure, I insisted on buying it. I believe my salary this month will not be wasted. Finally, I opened the package with excitement and trembling. I feel blind when I arrive. Ah ... this kind of face value, this moment, this kind of hand feeling, this kind of quality, only blame me for reading less, and the whole village can't describe it in gorgeous language. I lifted it up and stood proudly at the entrance of the village. They jumped into the well, scaring me to quickly put away the baby, squeeze the crowd and run away. In order to test the baby's effect, I immediately went to the living room of the village head's house on the mountain at an altitude of 100 meters in our village to test it. After using it, I looked up and walked away in the envious eyes of the whole village.

Third,

However, I have been wandering in Taobao for several years, but I feel that the world is getting worse and worse, and I know that there are many tricks in various shops. However, this store is the only treasure that is different from others. I was moved and fascinated by it. Even if I can't eat, I feel uneasy when I sleep, and I can't forget it after tossing and turning. So I pinch and scrape, pinch and scrape, and buy as much as I can. The enthusiasm of the shopkeeper and the enthusiasm of the second child are infectious and grateful. When the parcel was opened, it was golden, and colorful auspicious clouds rose in the room, full of peace. I was ecstatic when I was surprised, alas! This treasure fell from the sky. People have to ask for a bath and change clothes several times, burn incense and pray, and then enjoy this treasure with their families. My wife is amazed, not only admiring the baby's style and workmanship, but also having a high cost performance! And praised me for my unique vision and fashion taste, and the shopkeeper was really meticulous and didn't exaggerate or deceive crab crab.

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