Love is a cold joke.

Ex-boyfriend (old lover): Only when you are in the most painful state will you think of his goodness. In most cases, you will think that he is a pig.

Ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend (old lover's new love): Although she just won a pig, you still feel uncomfortable. No matter how perfect she is, in your eyes, she is always a little worse than you.

Sister-in-law's love: It's good to have some dessert after dinner. But many women after the age of 25, it is easy to treat dessert as dinner.

Cohabitation: The only advantage of cohabitation is that when you are abandoned, you are still an unmarried woman.

Love: this word can appear under any circumstances, but what happens under any circumstances has little to do with it.

Girlfriend: before the age of 25, fill the empty window period without men, and after the age of 25, fill the empty window period when men are away.

Shopping Mall: After the age of 25, all women should know: 1, girlfriends are more important than men. 2. Money is more important than girlfriend. 3. After arriving at the shopping mall, the above statement no longer exists.

* * *: What miraculously befalls you and then often miraculously disappears intact.

* * *: We all pretend that * * * will never happen to us. When * * * really comes, we will pretend that there will be a second night.

Karaoke: The chances of people you like appearing here are much lower than those you hate.

Family: When you begin to yearn for it, it has already begun to repel you.

Married man: When you were unmarried, he always said that marriage was unhappy. When you want to give him happiness, he will tell you that he has always been happy.

Married woman: When you are unmarried, she always tells you that your marriage is happy. When you got married, she found someone to complain about the unhappy marriage.

Wedding: it's just a word, others look happy and they look sad. Sometimes, just the opposite.

Extramarital love: always doing "cheating" under the banner of "love".

Third Party: Being a third party these days is either too smart or too * * *.

Pay the bill: the first criterion for testing all men. Those who fail will no longer have a second standard.

Skin care products: I feel useless after using them, but I feel flustered after not using them.

Proposal: at first you thought it meant appreciation, but later you realized it was actually a trap.

Love at first sight: it always happens, and then it turns out to be just a mistake.

Overtime: I thought it was torture at first, then I thought it was normal, and then I simply enjoyed it. This is one of the strengths of modern people.

First love: 18 years old unrequited love. 24 years old is used for memories. 34 years old is to commemorate. 44 ... for narcissism.

Foreign love: the way one species expresses its curiosity to another.

A woman with property: first a house, then a car, then a man, then a child. Or vice versa.

Caught in bed: the saddest and happiest moment for a woman: the happy one was finally caught, but the sad one was really caught!

Divorce: Ending one mistake is starting another.

Premarital property notarization: In the past, men wanted to notarize, but now women want to notarize and are afraid of revealing secrets.

Deception: a strategy that has to be used when there is no way to "choose the lesser of two evils"

Bachelor: it's the kind of thing that we've been looking for for for decades and then found that it doesn't really exist.

Peach Blossom Luck: Watch. It's beautiful. It's really hairy to take it off.

Empty window period: If everyone knows how to enjoy life in this period, there will be at least half of dissatisfied wives and third parties in the world.

In the dictionary of single ladies in the new era, hating marriage is not hating yourself for not getting married, but hating yourself for not marrying a man who is rich, handsome, single-minded, loves literature and music ... So, the synonym for hating marriage is: what a suck.

Receptionist: If it weren't for such a vain name, who would want to stand there in a strange dress and eat a piece of salmon carefully?