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What's the contradiction if Degang Guo doesn't attend the Spring Festival Gala?

I think Degang Guo may think that the mode of Spring Festival Gala is not suitable for his crosstalk. The countdown to the annual Spring Festival Gala begins again. Whether Degang Guo can enter the sketch stage has become the most anticipated suspense for the audience. Degang Guo said he didn't want to go to the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala is a very tense stage, so we can't really perform cross talk.

Degang Guo's old partner Yu Qian revealed the secret at the scene. Degang Guo has a strong ventriloquism ability. This is because Degang Guo has a story-telling background. He usually performs at 8 pm and sits with Yu Qian at 5 pm. He wrote two lines on a small piece of paper, which may have expressed the original intention of this cross talk. ?

Yu Qian is right, and then that scene, no one knows what effect it is. Degang Guo and Yu Qian had the experience of Spring Festival Gala. There is only 16 minutes of performance time, which makes Degang Guo very worried. Degang Guo and Yu Qian never recite their lines. They are the biggest difference from those famous crosstalk performers who know everything. Yu Qian said that not reciting lines on the spot is not disrespectful to the program. Once you remember the lines, the effect of hanging them will be greatly reduced.

The biggest problem with the Spring Festival Gala is that the time card is too tight. Degang Guo came up with a clever plan to let the disciples sitting in the audience prepare time cards. By the tenth minute, the disciples began to hold cards in minutes. Lao Guo rearranged the jokes according to the time of the scene. Yu Qian looked at Lao Guo's face and mouth and felt very nervous. He wants to throw away jokes at any time. Degang Guo and Yu Qian are accustomed to barbaric growth, and they like to talk about cross talk in a wild way.

They regard their present performance as the main criterion for constantly surpassing themselves. Only in this way can we realize the excellent cross talk of Deyun Society. Some people say that Degang Guo is a talented person. Why didn't he attend the Spring Festival party? All kinds of legends, all kinds of speculations, the contradiction between the Spring Festival Gala and the actors, and so on. Finally got rid of some heavy burdens. However, after the performance, the effect was not ideal. Spring Festival Gala is suitable for fast-paced jokes, so I think Degang Guo may think that the mode of Spring Festival Gala is not suitable for his cross talk.