Little joke, less than 30 words.

My little brother left home to travel alone. One day I passed by a forest and I haven't been out for a long time. Seeing that the sun had set in the west, I was in a hurry. Suddenly, I saw a wooden house in the middle of the forest. I couldn't help but be overjoyed and hurried to seek accommodation.

The owner is an old man. He agreed to my brother's request, but he also had conditions. He said, "You can live here, but you must promise not to sleep with my daughter!" " ! Otherwise, I will punish you with the most cruel three kinds of torture! ! ! "

The younger brother agreed at once, but while eating, the younger brother saw that the old man's daughter was very beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy. And I seem to have a little interest in him, so I put the old man's ban behind me and went to bed with the old man's daughter after dinner.

The next day, my little brother woke up and saw a big stone on him with a piece of paper stuck on it: "This is the first kind of torture that does not conform to the agreement! The boulder is on it! ! "I think it's funny. Is this also a kind of torture? So he pushed the stone from the window. At the moment when the stone fell, he saw a piece of paper stuck under it: "This is the second biggest torture! ! A rope tied to your left egg is connected to this stone! ! "My brother got a fright and jumped out of the window with a stone. At this moment, the younger brother saw a line on the windowsill: "This is the third largest torture! ! ! The rope tied to your right egg is connected to the foot of the bed.