What's funny in winter?

What's funny in winter? In daily life, many people will share their stories on social platforms. There are many types of stories, and some sentences are funny. Let's share some funny stories about winter. Let's have a look.

It's funny to say that winter 1 1. Not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

2. In winter, it molests me, always freezing hands and feet.

3. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

4, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

9. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

10, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

1 1. If you miss him, send him a rocking box. If he wants to ask you why you are shaking, you can say that I am cold.

12, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

13, I can give you a hug at 5 degrees Celsius on a day around 0 degrees Celsius.

14, what is winter? ""I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine. "

15, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16, cold weather. There is a way to keep warm, let me hold you.

17, cold, old man. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

18, you said cold, I said cold.

19, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was too cold and I was unconscious.

20. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

2 1, how happy it is to hug in such a cold day.

No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change.

23. If a girl says she is cold, hug her. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

24. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.

26. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

27. When it is cold, there is a way to keep warm. You can hold me and hold me tight.

28. It is very cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

What do you say about 2 1? It's funny that winter flies by in a flash for two or three years.

I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or people's heart.

It's cold, only coat, no hug.

4. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

6. Some people are troubled, and the boring days are also rich; Some people care that no matter how lonely the snow is, it is romantic. Some people wish that no matter how cold the winter is, it is warm. It's cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

7. Catch up with the sun and enjoy the warmth of the sun; Look up at the blue sky and feel the vast blue sky; Climb the mountain and learn about the towering mountains; Travel the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; Bless your friends and look forward to their happiness! It's cold, keep warm!

8. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

9. May the faint cool breeze take away the fatigue of your life, and the rustling north wind convey my sincere concern: keep warm in winter! A steadfast friendship, a persistent blessing, and a warm greeting to you and me.

10, it's so cold that I can't move. Seeing you is like seeing the sun.

1 1, dear baby, it's getting cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk, apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt before going to bed.

12, it is cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

13, in this cold season, I miss you every day, and the happy time is endless; Unforgettable memories are treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so long ago. In this cold season, I wish you health and happiness every day!

14, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

15, sadness is shared, and pain will be alleviated; If someone shares, happiness will be doubled; If someone cares in winter, the cold will stop; Occasionally someone will bless you, and your mood will be clear. Add clothes in cold weather and have a happy winter!

16, it's cold, remember to hug your friends, don't forget to bring your coat when you go out, have nothing to do with exercise and running, be healthy and worry-free, laugh more at ordinary times, and your troubles are gone. I wish you a warm winter and a sweet family.

17, it's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I'll put it in my pocket.

18, a soldier crawled towards the target in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, then crawled and crawled, and he froze to death. This story reminds us that good health is the most important measure to keep warm in cold weather.

19, life lies in exercise, health lies in diligent washing, and happiness comes from mood. Freeze early and freeze late, exercise more, and freeze when you move; Wash early and wash late, enjoy every day, sterilize and kill diseases. When influenza A is far away from you, I wish you all the best.

20. I hope that when it is cold, someone will be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

2 1, after you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. You are always shivering in this cold winter.

22, winter is coming, it is getting cold, and your warmth and coldness are in my heart. Autumn leaves are everywhere, geese are returning home, think of me and put on more clothes.

23. If a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

24. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it tightly, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

No matter how busy you are at work, just remember that I will always take care of you and wish you all the best. I hope you can have a sunny mood every day this winter!

26. When the cold wave comes, keep warm, be healthy, exercise regularly, eat well and sleep well, be broad-minded, be healthy, control your desires, be calm, take care of yourself and be broad-minded.