Brand joke

This is a hot post two or three years ago. Not funny, but humorous. If you are rich and uneducated, use Nokia. If you are not developed, don't use the title of dopod.

I didn't want to write this article because it would definitely hit a group of people. Just keep your mind calm. But now I feel that black mobile phones are rampant in China, including the "magic" mobile phones in overwhelming TV shopping, and the ignorance of those friends who bought fake mobile phones, and they are happy to help traffickers count money after being sold. There are also respectable and ridiculous Nokia fans like N70 N72 and N93 N95 on the rotten street. You just bought a Chery QQ with the money you bought for Mercedes-Benz, and you still have to think that Chery QQ runs faster than Mercedes-Benz! Based on the above reasons, I decided to finish this poor article that I wanted to write three years ago ~ ~ First of all, explain my point of view: not everyone is suitable for PPC. Tell me a few scenes that I experienced personally. One day, I went to find an acquaintance selling parallel mobile phones in the Information Square, and a 4X-year-old man came into the store with me. After entering, he asked my friend, "Doesn't this mobile phone have satellite navigation function?" How to use it! ! Also, why did it crash! ! It's useless ! "I took one look, he took the CHT9000 lens II. Sometimes when he is bored, he will walk into the "dopod" store and look at the licensed products. Once, a salesgirl recommended 575 to me, and I casually said: the RF problem is serious. She refuted me contemptuously: you bought parallel imports! We are genuine licensed products! Your parallel imports do have RF problems, because the system is fake (note that she said the system is fake, and I haven't figured out why the system is fake). I looked up at her, still contemptuous. I sighed and left without saying anything. Camera 3 just got up at noon one day and went out to buy food in a daze. Because it is the noon rush hour, both school and work come back for lunch break, and there are many people in the street. I staggered in the crowd, and suddenly some loud music broke out in the crowd. I was suddenly startled, thinking that it was my neighbor's aunt (or uncle) holding a megaphone to promote fire prevention and theft prevention and protect environmental sanitation. I looked around, and it turned out that a middle-aged man took out his mobile phone from his waist and picked up the phone! ! I'm freezing ~ ~ ~ It turns out that the sound just now was made by this mobile phone! ! I looked behind me, alas, it's another domestic cottage! ! After answering the phone, the man looked around and found that passers-by were staring at him. It was beyond words. Put away your mobile phone and leave proudly! ! I bought a ticket at the train station for the first time. Because it is the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush, the station is very crowded. I stood at the end of a long line, bored, and took out my giant D700 to play games. There is a group of college students in the long line next to me. At that time, it was popular to talk about noise, especially MM, and I couldn't help but peek at it (despise myself! ) slowly, I found that they were all pointing at me, as if talking about my penis (this penis is not another penis! ! I am talking about the machine in my hand. What are you thinking about? ), and then one of the boys came over and asked me, what brand is your mobile phone? I said dopod. He stared blankly for a while, probably racking his brains to search whether there is a dopod brand among the mobile phone brands he knows. Then he said to me, I have never heard of it. Now domestic mobile phones can also be made like this! ! ! I was speechless ~ ~ I could only smile awkwardly. He then asked, What is the function of this big brick? I replied that it has no function at all. I just need to install it myself when I want to. He despised it for a few seconds, then asked, how many pixels is the camera? I answered him truthfully, without my camera. He almost fell down after listening to it ~ ~ and gave me 10 thousand extremely contemptuous eyes and gave them back to their classmates. I took out my N93 and gestured with them immediately after I came back. It is estimated that those people listened to his report and collectively despised my JJ~~~ These can only be considered as selections. This has happened to me countless times. Let's comment on the above four things. For the first shot, I can only say that a 4X-year-old man should never buy PPC. I'm worried about him. I don't know how many times he will collapse in the future, and I don't know how many important calls he will miss because of this! I can only say that you may be a person who doesn't even have basic computer knowledge and operating ability, and you don't know anything about PPC in your mind. How can you use PPC? If you continue to use PPC, I will tell you responsibly that you will be fooled by PPC ~ ~ ~ For second shots, first of all, I want to explain what is parallel and what is licensed. Parallel imports are smuggled goods that enter the Chinese mainland market through illegal channels (mainly to avoid high tariffs). Licensed goods are licensed to be sold in China through legal channels. Parallel electronic products are genuine licensed products from abroad and secretly transported to the mainland for sale. After arriving in the mainland, the parallel dealers will brush the original English system of the machine into a simplified Chinese version. For the hardware of the product, it is the same as domestic licensed products! There is no difference! Then there is no problem of poor quality of parallel imports! Even the quality of parallel imports exceeds domestic licensed products, because the sales strategies of many foreign electronic product manufacturers are: first-class products are sold in Europe and America, second-rate products are sold in China, and third-rate products are sold in China and Southeast Asia. The supply of parallel imports is almost all licensed products sold in Europe and America, which is a first-class product. Compared with domestic licensed third-rate products, the quality will only be better. The RF problem of Dopod 575 is that the signal power of GSM module of mobile phone is too high, and the design defect of motherboard protection circuit (RF is not discussed in detail, involving some professional problems) is simply caused by hardware defects. As we just said, there is no difference between parallel hardware and domestic licensed hardware. In this case, if the topic comes back again, what the salesgirl in dopod store said is completely wrong. Because it is a hardware problem, no matter whether it is domestic licensed or parallel imports, the RF problem of 575 definitely exists! There is no doubt about it! As a salesman in dopod, I don't even have this basic knowledge, and my professional quality is poor. How can I serve consumers? Regarding the third shot, the middle-aged people mistook everyone's contempt for admiration, spent more than 1000 yuan to buy a domestic black mobile phone with a cost of only 300 yuan, and were still so complacent. Take this vulgar mobile phone with the size of a megaphone as the capital to show off, without life taste and pursuit. Regarding the fourth shot, I want to say that you are really fashionable people! After marriage, use N93 as the only photography tool! I believe you will regret it for the rest of your life! Mobile phone photography is always just a toy, and the photo effect is not as good as that of domestic 300-piece DC. Do you really think N73 N93 is a good photo? Then it is estimated that you are just looking at photos on the screen of your mobile phone, making Dongshi a charity ~ ~ To be honest, as a professional handheld device player, I despise Nokia's low machine performance, high price and many gimmicks, plus an amateur Symbian system. Why don't you talk so much nonsense and finally sum up my statement? To play PPC, you must first ensure that you have considerable professional knowledge of computer software and hardware, strong hands-on ability and research spirit. So, if you are a computer white who can't even reinstall the computer system, don't touch PPC, otherwise, like the first uncle, you are not playing PPC, but PPC is playing with you ~ ~ Just like the first sentence in Adi's advertisement: You are fooled ~ ~ Don't touch PPC for those who have no wrong spirit to try new things. When playing PPC, many things are to find the right solution in mistakes, and sometimes even the hard machine leads to all the data loss. What's more, when brushing the machine, the machine is brushed into bricks ~ ~ But the majority of PPC players will still make mistakes, correct them, make mistakes again, and correct them again ~ ~ Only in this process can everyone grow from a white to a prawn ~ ~ Can't stand the cumbersome operation, and people who are afraid of trouble stay away from PPC. Watching TV at home is easy to change channels! There is no need for handheld devices, just an ordinary telephone, and the ordinary application is users of telephone and SMS. I suggest you use Nokia 1 1 10, which is cheap and easy to carry. Calling and texting is enough ~ ~ If you are a so-called "fashionista", you pursue photography, stereo speakers and so on. It is not recommended that you use PPC because your demand is not the development direction of PPC. If you like playing games very much, I suggest you buy a PSP, a brand-new machine 1300. Why spend several times the price of PSP to buy a PPC? Besides, PPC is not a game machine. PPC is also much more complicated than your PSP. A PSP enthusiast can't play PPC ~ ~ If you are an admirer of Nokia, you can continue to use N70 N93 N95. I just want to say that a large number of handheld device players are concentrated in Windows system and Palm system. As for Nokia, in the field of PDA devices, it is simply a poor child. In this field, Nokia is simply too small ~ ~ ~, and in this circle, Nokia's system Symbian is affectionately called SB system. In this circle, no one thinks highly of Nokia!