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Who has the latest @ @ Year of the Ox blessing, funny message, plus points if it's good?

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of the new year, I send my most sincere wishes: Happy New Year!

In the Year of the Ox, all the way is bullish, and good things happen one after another. Everyone is safe all year round, with colorful prospects and colorful lives. People pay attention to the world in all directions, and their troubles are exhausted and their families are beautiful.

Turn over the thinned calendar and drag the years away; Think rationally and make small steps forward; Wipe away your troubles, and Lulu smiled happily. Good luck and happiness in the Year of the Ox!

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

If it is a mistake to have money, I wish you repeat it! Happy new year!

A pound of peanuts and a pound of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon. Happy Year of the Ox.

There was an umbrella that lasted for a long time and refused to accept it when the rain stopped; There is a bunch of flowers that will not be thrown away after smelling for a long time; There is a kind of friend who is permanent, even if his hair turns white, he can stay in his heart deeply. I wish you a happy New Year!

Like a key, open all the days of missing. The cloud of blessing is talking about our expectations in detail. I wish you a happy New Year!

I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.

Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! I wish you a happy New Year! The year of the ox is bullish!

Flowers bloom and fall, and it's fun! White clouds, blue sky, infinite happiness! Breeze, drizzle, sure enough! Luck, blessing, all belong to you! I wish you a happy New Year! Good luck! Year of the ox! Cow! Cow!

How blessed! Perfect! Wanfu and Fuxing overlap! I wish you a happy New Year!

Festival to New Year! Pig, you have a smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, the three sheep open Thailand, the four seasons are safe, five blessings, the June 6 th, the seven stars shine high, and all directions come to make money, and the 99 th is perfect!

At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good luck for two consecutive years. I feel that the seasons are like spring, and my life is colorful and colorful. Occasionally, there is a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and the troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. I wish you a happy New Year!