Funny songs in Changsha dialect

You are cruel (South China Tiger): 12345 Oh ~ Pat the tiger on the mountain ~ There is no tiger on the mountain ~ Pat the fake tiger. He said it was a South China tiger, and he assured him with his head that it was a South China tiger. It seems that he is simple, but he is ignorant and doesn't know how to lie. He used his head as a guarantee and later went to prison. And you used your head as a guarantee. Why are you fooling around like this? What is this? This is a tiger. Why am I more and more like Saddam? Lao Zhoutong, stop lying. Children who lie are said to have long noses. Hey! Why did you go home with others? No money! Then why do you have pliers in your hand Working. Can you find money in other people's homes? That's right. Other people's homes are our luck ~ ~ mom! Hey! Why put your hand in someone else's pocket? Change. Can we get other people's money? Keep your voice down. The police uncle won't catch me, will he? Are you bored? Other people's money is our lucky home ~ ~ baby! Hey! Dad will watch mom carefully. Where's mom? Mom just concentrates on stealing. What about me! You must pay attention to the police. Wow, that's cool! All the money in the world is our lucky home ~ ~ "Friends, pay back the money" ————————————— "You are like the pot I bought yesterday": Old red song: Sister Solan sang/produced: Old red Changsha dialect: (Man: Alas, the pot you sold is amazing! Woman: Oh, dear! Not at all, you are also a man ... Man: What big eyes! Get back! Get back! Get back! Woman: Forget it! You, you are like the pot I bought yesterday. The flame has burned through a hole. I went to the supermarket in a rage and wanted to return it, but you won't! This big hole, bright and shining like the stars in the sky, the brightest star, has a fire in my heart, and it angered me without saying anything. I want to return it. Don't make me buy your pot! Although I am gentle, I didn't tell you not to make me breathless and beat you like a pot! ————————————————— "Banknotes represent my heart" Lyrics: Lao Hongqu: Tony wrote lyrics/production: Lao Hong, you asked me how many banknotes I had and whether the background was good! My heart does not move, my love does not change, and my passbook represents my heart. You love me a little when you ask me how deep my wallet is. You touch it and rummage through your pockets. You've emptied them. A gentle kiss touched my heart, deeply touched my pocket, and made me miserable until now. You asked me how I was recently, how much was left in my pocket, and I said I had no money. You said you had to go first and then disappeared around the corner. ——————————— "Wang Ba Washing Feet" Lyrics: Lao Hong Composed: Feng Xiaoquan Singing/Production: Lao Hong, I am carrying boiling water, and I wish I could not shake my heart. I looked at the sky and asked my God whose smelly feet it was! There are many smelly feet in the world (Changsha dialect: mmm ~ stinks! I'm afraid of you two (Changsha dialect: it stinks! Who will know my heartache at the sad place (alas! ) How many years have I been sad and let my days pass like this? I can't take it anymore. When you wash your feet, I get a fever. Everyone will faint if they take off their socks. God, I can't help crying. I want to be a hero in the afterlife Now I'm going to hang myself —————————————— Rain or shine Lyrics: Lao Hong composes: Bao sings/produces: Lao Hong (Changsha dialect: alas, are you ready? Come on! Wait, someone's awake! Pry it open! Pry it open! Pliers! Pliers! Oh ~ ~ Be gentle! My father! ) Steal all you have and steal the biggest bet of your life. Let you steal and dare not call the police, let you pay wholeheartedly for fear of your sadness, your crying, your loneliness and your confusion. Wan Li Road, Qianshan, I hope you will take care and give you a way. You are my constant pursuit in this life, and let your conscience discover the consequences of greed. Stealing you is the greatest satisfaction for my happiness, your pain, joys and sorrows. I want you to clearly carry a huge sum of money and go through all kinds of hardships to get some happiness and happiness for tomorrow. Is it enough to let your dream end early? I want everyone to see that your wound is that you have no regrets, rain or shine, and have enough dreams to remember all your life.