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What are the vocabulary of local place names in Suqian?

In fact, Suqian has a lot of words! It's interesting to say! If you are not from Suqian, it is basically understandable. If you are not from Suqian, you can learn one or two interesting sentences.

Do you know what big means? It was dad's idea.

What's the name of that young girl? Her name is little sister.

What is the name of the towel? It's called a porter.

Things are broken, not broken, but the sea.

Fluorescent lamps are called electric batons, which outsiders think are electric batons in the hands of police.

Holding things with chopsticks is called a "knife".

It is estimated that there are not many people who say these words now! In a few generations, we won't know what Yamato is! Pot embryo: pot cover;

Diaphragm worship: knee

What are you?

I went to Da Die's house.

Who are you?

Stupidly.

Lip and foot

Expansion puller

I was scalded by boiling water until I said suddenly.

Toad, toad's son

I will buy you a silkworm.

The three fastest Suqian dialects to learn in Suqian

The boss served me a plate of quack peppers.

Less ignition

You have one more thing.

Thank you, scum. It's bad luck to have blood. . . .

Throw away the board = = =

"Lotus"-melon seeds

I have a ... (I have a ...)

At the hotel:

Let's have a drink (let's have a drink, brother)

Little sister came with a handyman (the waiter brought a towel)

big fish eat small fish—law of the jungle

Miss, you blame sex. You found a wife in two days. Don't be silly. You really think I'm complimenting you. I played you, but don't worry, I have a light, too.

I am very unfortunate. When I was eating in the school cafeteria, I accidentally got a swollen leg from "KEI" and got caught in the spider milk tea. Unfortunately, no one called me "dumped". Now, "leather shoes" are also "harmful" and I have no money to buy them. Let's get together.

I don't "dump", but I can't pass you here, just for fun.

It's cold now

The water ice door is cold!

Ten children = voice

Go along this road until you come to the port.

There are about 13 people in the mother.

They are all like "holiday horses". . . .

Give an apple a "shell"

I sent my mother to scare the river! ! I almost fell into the river.

Jazz car (bicycle, or bicycle)

The most representative:

Tube-all right!

One, two, eight, earn = = = hit people hard and talk rough.

Look at your shei, dead shei.

Go to the lake = work in the fields.

Eat "just rice"

The most important point: Suqian people can't tell the difference between "H", "F" and "F"

Xiongnangdong Xi

seems to be

Don't expect to eat.

The meat must be tender (soft)

Slap you to death (kill you)

"Artemisia" grass-pulling grass

It hurts me (it hurts me, it's for emergency use, haha)

This is a trendy pancake.

Because it's like a court card used in court.

Inherent this name

Unfortunately, Suqian dialect seems to mean expecting cake, so it is called Suqian dialect!

After death: roasted rice.

In high school, I learned a two-part allegorical saying from my mother, "Big brother wears powder-beautiful as a peach blossom!"

What do you mean you don't need to explain?

Others:

Lagos, eggs, pumpkins ...

lead

Answer-Dad (the older generation still uses it)

Old-school aristocratic family-refers to Xiang Yu, a noble family, who dominated the party when he was a teenager and then used it to scare children.

Describe people laughing too much: wet and dry.

Deception: Anzu people

Moon: Moon Capsule

Grandma: Nan (Crown Collection)

Just "pull"

Old people often scold their children: shrew grandchildren.

A newly married person; Xi Niangzi, Xi Niangzi

Call grandma: An Nang

Call grandpa: I am old, and Shuyang is called uncle.

Shout little girl: little sister

Call the little boy; younger brother

Shout bigger than your grandfather (grandmother): I am Da Die, big milk.

Poor husband, that means almost.

Don't turn that picture on the wall upside down.

Slap a schoolbag (carrying a schoolbag)

About mu (roughly)

You say "Sai" to me and I say "Che" to you.

"I didn't catch it."

-describe things in a hurry.

Compared with being a thief.

From this sentence

You have to admire the cleverness of Suqian people! ! !

"Did you catch the ground (read the fourth note)?"

-describe things in a hurry.

You are the "cannon (fourth sound)"

-if you swear, you are usually swearing at your child.

You six leaves, how can you hit me so viciously! !

An old gun and a small gun! !

Expanded rice

Can't eat. Zhuang, cut off your head.

Can't you hear me? !

-You have donkey hair in your ears.

Shit, I can't take it anymore. How can I give more drops?

Now I like to say, "Can I hit you?"

How to give more drops?

Have you changed your mind, you old-fashioned little instrument? Hmm. How interesting

What about a stomachache?

I changed my mind-

The word is "cool"! !

There is also beating the stomach, which means eating for the third time and watching for the third time.

Or "bed belly"

Another "measure".

Nice pinch

I haven't eaten meat for days.

Go to the vegetable market today

Buy some "dirty dishes" and go home to drink.

What do you sweat with?

Meaning; Do not move.

The key is to "make the past serve the present"

Use quotation marks, otherwise it is difficult to understand.

Go to the office cave to find something.

Meaning; Looking for things everywhere.

Honey, you look good.

Hidden in a closed carapace,,,, which means it's hard to find.

Be a good boy, huh?

I also suspect that MIU (no, three times) Xu Qianren is sweating.

I remember my friend told me a joke.

The kindergarten teacher took the children to play on the lawn. Then she said, son, run and see who touched it.

Gen, are you all blind? Is Gu Yong here?

Blind Gu Yong (fiddling)

"old harm"

-severe meaning

Forget the weight.

How much is it!

What do you grind (what do you do)

Sister (cicada)

However, I can still remember when I was a child, the teacher asked us to recite plum!

Father has been to Nanjing.

Ask the clerk:

Do you have shellfish?

As a result, the waiter brought him a drinking cup.

Actually, he wants to buy a pen ~ ~

Suddenly I remembered a sentence,

It seems that someone was scolded by Mei, which means someone was scolded.

I don't know, right?