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Introduction to Awakening (Experience)

Name: Awakening (Awakening is said to be the day when he was born-March 5 is the day when he was stung, and it is the season when everything is revived, so his mother named it Awakening).

He used his own stage name in the audition: Su Shijie (he chose it himself).

Gender: male

English name: Allen Suu

Birthday:1March 5, 984

Constellation: Pisces

Nationality: China.

Territory: Chinese mainland

Height: 175cm

Weight: 60kg

Hobbies: singing, dancing, basketball, designing movies.

Nickname: anna sui.

Cities I have lived in: Oceania, Sydney, Australia.

Place of birth: Xi 'an

University: SAE College, Sydney

Major: recording engineering, digital film production.

Education: Bachelor of Digital Media

Languages spoken: English/Cantonese/Mandarin.

Good at dancing: Popping, Hiphop

Good at musical instruments: all vocal instruments

Idol: craig david; Allen Iverson

Good at performance style: R &;; B, Hiphop, rap, love songs

Good at singing skills: transliteration, falsetto, and conversion between true and false sounds.

Hobbies: singing, dancing, basketball, design, movies.

Movies: Seven Deaths, Saw, The Godfather.

Book: Sophie's world

Music: R&B (blues rhythm), rap, hip-hop.

Singer: craig david

Actors: kevinspacey fowler, Denzel Hayes Washington Jr., Stephen Chow, Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Color: black and white.

Favorite places: Greece, France and Italy.

Talents other than singing and dancing: hosting, painting, sound engineering, editing.

Singers and songs that are good at imitation: craig david.

In 2003, Sydney won the third place in the global Chinese rookie singing contest.

Sydney Champion of Bole Superstar Challenge in 2005

Sydney champion of the 2006 global Chinese rookie singing contest

2007 Happy Boys Xi 'an Singing District Champion

Runner-up in 2007 Happy Boys National Finals

2007 national concert tour

20th Anniversary Celebration Party of Motorola China Investment Co., Ltd.

Host of "Soccer Teenagers" program in China-UK City Youth Soccer Training Camp of Hunan Satellite TV.

Wake-up blog address:/(frequently updated, super-standard star blog, Sohu star blog)

Personal single: "Not Because of Love" (Happy Boys Collection "13")

Happy Go (commercial song of mobile commercial street)

"Happiness has come" (the ending song of the TV series "That boy is really handsome")

Original song: "Autumn"

Fan name: eye-catching

3. Awakening the official original self-introduction

Original name: Awakening (from Aho)

English name: Allen Suu (idolatry)

Nickname: anna sui (untranslated but not exclusive)

Birthday:1March 5, 984 (authentic Pisces)

Height: 175 cm (absolutely up to standard)

Weight: 60 kg (rich in meat and fat)

Native place: Xi 'an (hometown)

Current city of residence: Xi 'an, Sydney and Beijing.

Interests: Music, movies, dancing, ball games.

Major: Digital Media Production

Good at musical instruments: own voice (to be developed)

Idol: craig david allen iverson

Good at performance style: R &;; B HipHop rap folk songs (continuous learning)

Other talents: presiding over audio production and video production (willing to try)

Favorite colors: black, white, ruby red.

4. wake up, along the way

Awakening, 23, was born in an intellectual family, and his literary talent was partly inherited from his mother. Miao Niya graduated from the Department of Mathematics of Shaanxi Normal University and stayed there to work in the Youth League Committee. Although she is not an art major, she was good at singing and dancing when she was young. Ms Miao said that when she woke up, she had studied piano for several months. The substitute teacher praised him for his talent, but she had to stop studying because the family couldn't afford a piano.

Childhood chubby

In Ms. Miao's mind, the awakening of the nickname "Pangpang" (because she was fatter when she woke up) seems to have always been self-reliant. She always teaches awakening: as a man, as long as it is right, we must persist. "When I first gained weight, I always let him fall and get up by himself. When I was four and a half years old, I took him to the canteen to buy steamed bread, asked him to pass the meal ticket to the master, and then took two steamed buns. Then I woke up and bought steamed buns for my family. " According to Ms. Miao, since she woke up at the age of five and a half and went to preschool, she got up by the alarm clock every day. When he was in primary school, he had to go to school through a main road with a large flow of people, and he always went to school by himself. Now I cross the road with my mother. When I wake up, I will definitely stand on the side of the coming car and cross the road with my mother.

A "naughty boy" who studies well.

Awakening calmly on the stage, he will apologize to the audience for not singing one of his notes correctly, and he will be the first to stand bravely on the PK stage. Seven years' experience in studying in Australia has given awakening peers a free and easy life. However, because of the experience of studying abroad, awakening has been questioned a lot. In some people's eyes, it is the privilege of children of rich families to study abroad early before finishing high school. Such children usually don't study well. Ms. Miao said that this is a misunderstanding of international students by others. Ms Miao also has a sober report card. On this test report card of Xing 'an Xi 'an Foreign Language School 1997, the reporter saw that Xing 'an, who was a sophomore at that time, ranked first, "Mathematics 100, Chinese 96 ... with a total score of 79 1".

Ms. Miao said that when she first woke up, she was very naughty and loved to play, but her academic performance has been very good. After graduating from junior high school, he was admitted to Xi 'an Middle School and ranked in the top ten in his class when he was a sophomore. Awakened parents hope that their son can receive a more open education. "I had a serious conversation with Awakening, and he also wanted to go abroad to see, so he chose to study in Australia." After studying in the Australian Language School for a short time, Wake-up got an IELTS score of 8.5, which is enough for Wake-up to enter the best university in Australia. The awakening experience of studying abroad is quite complicated. I changed schools three times: first, I followed my father's advice to study business, then I transferred to the media, and finally I insisted on my own choice and switched to music production and film production that I always liked. Awakening will graduate from college this summer.

A "villain" who dares to take responsibility

The well-off family didn't spoil him, but his parents were busy with work and exercised his independent personality. "When I was three months old, I studied my second degree at Jiaotong University. I didn't have time to take care of him. I sent him to my grandparents' home in Wuhan until I was two years old. He lived on campus all the time in junior high school, and he took care of everything by himself. This time, the' fast man' entered the 10 competition, so he had to rehearse and didn't have time to wash clothes. I said,' Mom washed your clothes. Mom hasn't washed your clothes for 10 years' ... "At this point, Ms. Miao's eyes were red.

Awakening never worries parents, because he dares to take responsibility for life. A few days ago, when Ms. Miao went to Changsha to see Su Xing, she realized that she had been bullied by other children when she first went to the Australian Language School, but she never told her parents. In foreign countries, his parents only bear half of his living expenses, and the rest are earned by his part-time job. He works as a cashier in a supermarket, introducing CDs, delivering takeaways and handing out leaflets ... He works at most three jobs at the same time.

Participating in "Happy Boys" also means that waking up may develop into the entertainment circle, and working hard in the entertainment circle will bear unimaginable hardships for ordinary people. In this regard, Ms. Miao expressed her support: "Our family will never interfere with the choice of awakening. I believe that his sunshine and health can let more people see the hope of the entertainment circle. "

Step 5 write to Awakening

His voice is clear and transparent.

His typhoon is exquisite and elegant.

Xi' an directly advanced to the top 10 in the preliminaries, which made him have few opportunities to show himself in front of domestic cameras at present.

But the direct promotion is enough to show how good he is in that death group! !

A cute boy with dimples when he smiles.

A passionate boy flew from far away Sydney to realize his dream.

A polite boy who takes pains to say thank you to people who care about himself.

Frank, cheerful, intelligent and pure.

A really happy boy.

Happy boy 0 1 woke up to study in Australia for seven years, and his early grades were not optimistic.

Xi' an singing area finals, wake up in a radiant night finals, and wake up more and more brave.

He is a boy who wakes up with a stubborn face and is always brilliant. He is a boy who is surprised every time he hears an off-court vote.

Maybe because he is too strong, he will forget his love and go to Australia alone at the age of 16.

I forgot that he worked every day to support himself for seven years, and that he never reported good news to his parents, but he hung up the phone and burst into tears.

Yes, we all forgot that the boy has learned never to say pain.

6. Wake up the songs sung in kn

Trial play

《muzak-Boyz II Men》

An 10 gold 1

Tell me-craig david

Real madness-savage garden

Loving you equals loving yourself.

13 becomes 1 1

Oh, Oh, Guy Sebastian

1 1 becomes 9.

sisters

Go all the way-craig david

Liberate yourself

Nine into seven

Love is doubt

Seven into six

1 hair. Fighter [TBD]

Second round. Forgotten time [promotion to the top 6]

Six into five

1. Nanniwan [TBD]

The first round PK. Love is simple.

Wake up+Yao Zheng+Land Rover. Small town girl.

Five into four

First round. The sun and the moon in my heart

Wake up+MengMeng. Miss independence

shuffle cards

Four into three

Wake up. be sick of

Wake up+A Duo. I want your love.

Happy male voice 3 into 2. Champion candidate. First round. Wake up. Livin la vida loca video

19: 57 in the first round final, I woke up and sang the exotic "Supreme" with the accompaniment.

courage

Nasher Musa Mittal

Awakening, dressed in retro court clothes, and Yu Quan, dressed in casual clothes, appeared together and sang Love Like Tide with their eyes closed. Later, Wake-up and Yu Quan sang "The Most Beautiful" together to canvass for Wake-up.

Wake up and sing "We Will Rock You" and dance with Yang Yang dressed in black. Yang Yang's silver tassel swinging on her chest is very sexy.

Final battle: Awake and lead four idol teams, Ah Fu, Yue, and Ham, to sing "Meteor Shower".

Wake up and sing "A Song for Mom" on the same stage with my mother.

Wake up and challenge Chen Chusheng to sing an original song Autumn.

7. Awakening philosophical quotations

1. Don't shake your confidence at any time before the result of things happens. Everything in this world can be divided into two kinds: controllable and uncontrollable. Do your best to do the rest of your share, and see the fate. Occasionally there will be unfair times, but most of the time, fate rewards those who work harder and are more prepared. No matter how many hardships they have experienced, they still have to work hard, because no success is achieved by accident.

2. Remember to do your part (so as not to leave regrets) and arrange the rest to laugh at fate.

Life is both poetic and depressing. The most beautiful poems often contain regret and imperfect beauty. It is this kind of frustration that makes life complete and real.

If you can't survive, it's because you are not strong enough. Let's be strong.

No one is born to be kind to anyone, so we should learn to feel.

elegant

6. It is impossible for everyone in this world to like me, and I don't need everyone to like me. I can only say that many people don't know me yet.

7. It will make people who love me love me more, even if people who hate me hate me more. Let the person you love know that even if you are hurt, true love is the price of fearless pain.

More importantly, my sense of accomplishment comes from my brave and strong efforts along the way with you ... We all need courage in the past, present and future. ..

8. It is far better to ignore calmly than to fight back with indignation.

9. People can't live without goals, motivation and ambition, but they should also know how to cherish, satisfy and let go. ....

10. Work hard, be yourself and be a good person. Maybe sometimes we don't treat people properly, but we can experience learning slowly, which creates ability. But whether you are kind or not is fundamental, and it determines your character.

1 1. Even if I go out naked, I won't call home to complain. If I don't have clothes, I can buy them. If you can't buy it, borrow it. If I can't borrow it, I won't wear it.

12. I think this is what makes many people hate me. The more they try to beat me, the more tenacious I am.

13 .. I sing every song as the last one.

14. I do what I have to do and leave the rest to fate.

15. In fact, it is often the case. We have so many troubles and worries that we can't keep pace and put our feet into the whirlpool. We believe that everyone's concentration and peace will be the most elegant but powerful force.

16. The most terrible thing is that you didn't try your best to do it and fight for it. I don't want to say to my 30-year-old self, Wow, what happened to that "happy boy" in those days? I think it is the most failed and sad thing in my life. I won't give myself a chance to say such things.

17. If 1000 people like you, 1000 people hate you. I don't mind if you sing to the people I love and those who love me, even if it makes those who hate me hate me more.

18. Put down the phone and don't vote. Listen to me sing quietly.

8. Wake up jokes

Awakening joke (self-styled "walking refrigerator")

On a hot day, everyone must have a cold joke and introduce the awakening blog. The slogan of Awakening Blog: Clear thinking without punctuation, but please take a breath and finish reading! ! ! /

Eye-catching and awakening are interlinked. Finally, the eagle-eyed man said, we rehearsed a set of slogans and shouted them to you. Sx said, ok.

Eye-catching shout: awake and shining, the world loves you eye-catching! Awakening shines, the world loves you! Awakening shines, the world loves you! Awakening shines, the world loves you!

Sx: I'm very touched. I can hear a lot of you, and then I'm sorry. The chorus repeats too much. ...

Top 3 was interviewed, and there was a problem: if you want to go to the moon, you can only take one person and you can't come back. Chu Sheng said that you can only bring one person, so you can't bring your family. Wake up interrupted, "then take the person who asked this question."

When I went back to Xi 'an to canvass votes, I met my father in the elevator, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, who is this fat uncle?" Is it also very eye-catching? "

Netizen: You danced very well when you were a child.

Wake up: sigh sigh sigh

Wake up: My mother just wants to be popular and dance all over the country. My mother just doesn't keep a low profile and can't get quick success. I blog, she blogs, I dance and she dances. (joking)

Netizen: Wake up, I caught you dancing with my mobile phone, hahahaha.

Wake up: How? The mobile phone is for you to make phone calls, not to shoot things around.

Dialect: I hope you will always be super confident standing on the stage. Sometimes if you are not careful, the camera will cut you.

Wake up: Are you picking your nose?

Brother camera, you have worked hard, so I don't believe you are not tired. See if you fall first or I fall first.

When the host asked which player woke up and wanted to compete with him the most? He replied: with Ah Fu and Yue, his voice is high and my bass is good, so he is high and I am low.

I'm not handsome, but a classic at best!

Wake up: I sang three songs, and to tell the truth, I basically showed my strength. Next, I will look for songs with my own characteristics that are more suitable for this competition. The third song was seriously out of tune the night before yesterday, which was embarrassing. I apologize to everyone who cares about me.

I'm sorry that the second part of the third song in the game last night was seriously out of tune. I'm really sorry, I was distracted when I walked down the steps. I feel like dying ... _ from wake-up blog)

I was scolded silly by my friends. Haha, I didn't use QQ much before, so I thought I could, so I left my number, but my friend said I wanted to leave my group number. I think it makes sense. If so, it is most efficient for me to chat with everyone in one window, otherwise my fingers will be hung up. Hehehe-from Wake-up Blog

When the excited baby interviewed him? It was at the end that Mannia asked him to say, I wish the excited baby better and better. When she woke up, she said, "Do I have to be very excited when I say it?"

Teacher: Let's lie on the ground first ~

Awakening: Teacher, let's keep this action unchanged (>

Teacher: Slowly lift your legs, lift them, and slowly lift your hips to your spine.

Wake up: Why does the teacher want it? (-____-)

Teacher: Let's restore it slowly and lift it from bottom to top. once again

Wake up: I hate to part with it. . T-T

The last people to stay in the Fast Man Castle are the cleaning aunt and the cooking uncle.

Advertising language for Anna style (that is, there is no punctuation in the whole text, which stifles your original sx style): the idea is clear and no punctuation is needed, but please take a breath and read it! ! !

Interview before the game: The host wanted to blow the whistle. He suddenly realized that you wanted to blow the whistle, right? I'll give it to you, that is, I'm going to striptease in the next scene (love is doubt), but there are two kinds of striptease, one is to take off the meat after, the other is to take off the clothes after, and I'm the latter.

Hostess: "The judge teacher said that popularity outweighed strength, so you said the same thing when you were interviewed after the game. . . "(At this time, the voice of QQ on the computer began to ring, and the hostess asked the staff," Can you turn off this QQ voice? It' s noisy. "

Immediately after waking up: I didn't say this sentence at that time. .

Before the 13 election, they went to Beijing to shoot the MV, and Peanut picked them up. The first person to walk out of the airport is to wake up.

Beijing Peanut: Wake up, Beijing Peanut supports you!

Then the boy: I also support Beijing peanuts!

When I saw my dad, I said, Dad, I have a good figure ~

Awakening imitation package teacher comments hj

After hj hummed for a while,

Wake up: I don't know why you chose this song today. The treble is not bright, the bass is not heavy, the midrange is unstable, the sitting posture is not correct, and the clothes are not good-looking. I think you are sitting still! Thank you!

It's not that I don't know who defines "three good" (my measurements are better), so you can rest assured that I'm here to give you a good voice on this stage (it seems that everyone will cooperate). If it's not worth it because I'm unhappy

Take this opportunity to tell you a joke (original) here. That KFC chocolate Sunday turned into chocolate Monday after a day's play. ..

Baidu, why can't you post? Really? You have to send a post to be determined. ..

(Ha ha ha. As a result of Anna Su's posting in Baidu, she was selected from the winning group, which was decided by PK teacher. By the way, did Miss Wang send it, too? )

(The following paragraph is quite long, please take a breath ...)

Aho communicated with me a long time ago, and her intention to write a blog was strongly opposed by me at that time, because I said I didn't want my mother to bear unnecessary pressure and hardship. You know, not everyone will say how good her son is, and her feelings will always be stronger than anyone's praise for me. She will be the most willing to belittle me and the most sad. On the live broadcast that day, my mother said that she wrote a blog to promote my mother's honesty and not to hide her responsibilities. What? Because a mother doesn't need to hide her love and support for her son, I am sad to know that many people are talking about her. My mother is worried that I am not popular enough (because I didn't have any popularity and support when I first came to China, and I didn't have the collective support like my school, because I have been studying abroad in recent years). What I've always wanted to say is that my mother doesn't have any idea of showing off, but her purpose is simple and direct. She just wants to help me promote it. Maybe her way has aroused a lot of people's disgust. I can apologize to you here ... but she is my mother. I think it's unnatural for her to want to help me like this, at least it's reasonable (after all, what she did didn't violate moral norms and legal provisions at all). So please understand and appreciate Aho and all mothers ... I have never countered anyone's attack on me, but please don't hurt my mother. No one should hurt any mother, because they are the people who love us the most and the people we should thank and repay most ... so that I can move my mother to tell the people all over the world frankly that she loves me. At that moment, I felt that my mother was close to me ... My mother loved you.

P.S. I hope no one thinks I'm promoting my mother in reverse, because basically she is busy with work and should not take part in the next Super Girl. ..

I hit my knee before the worst time, so bending my leg hurts a little, but it shouldn't affect my memory too much. This dance is quite handsome, but it's ok to be handsome.

By the way, I just saw the photo I took for Mr. Charm magazine the other day, and I thought it was not bad. Hey, hey, I made such a difficult face look good. They are too professional. hahaha ..

They said they would tie my blackhead .. What did you say? Black people will be tied with black heads. Actually, I can't help it if they want to. Please stay awake and remember that 606 is me, because the stylist's decision may make me look abstract, so please try to accept it.

Finally, no blackheads! ! I just talked to the stylist, and my hair has been trimmed before, which makes it thinner and difficult to tie, so this time it's still normal.

In fact, I don't want to listen to those recorded songs for everyone, because they are really bad, and the voice control is very rough, especially some songs that I like very much, and I can't sing well. If I want to go on a diet, I can listen to them ...

Then, thank you very much for coming to see my fans today. I suggest that you don't have to send such huge and overnourished food as cakes. Hehe, but let's help me digest it today. In fact, we usually eat well and don't have to worry about nutrition. If you have to send it, you can get a discount ... I'm particularly happy that you look neat in the clothes printed for me today. We can consider the arrangement next time. ..

Clothes, I'm not bad. Everyone here doesn't have enough clothes to wear, but we can wash them before we wear them. It shouldn't use leaves under the castle, should it?

Thank you for sending me toilet water, beautiful bracelets and necklaces, clothes and shoes, lovely socks and pants for oral use ...

Before, a friend asked me what gift I like to receive. My personal suggestion is that you'd better send something to write.

Just write down what you want to say to me and put it in a delicate envelope (very post office type is also ok). There are many benefits. First of all, it won't cost a lot of money, and I will accept it easily (the flowers are beautiful)

However, I still want to watch the road safely. The most important thing is that I think it is meaningful and I can take it out at any time when I am bored or unhappy.

Yang Er: You sound like a ripe peach; You are like a blooming flower, pink and tender; When you get to know each other better, the girl holding your hand and drinking coffee is so happy. I really love you. "

Wake up: Miss Yang, wait for me. . . .

Yang Er was ecstatic! Cao Jie: What are you waiting for?

Wake up (giggle, dimple, be good): When I grow up. ...

Playing rough with birds, being beaten by birds, (webcast)

Sx gnashed her teeth and said, the whole country can see your atrocities against me.