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"Excuse me for being so rash, I have something important to tell you." Before Wang Lifa could speak, the man spoke first, "Under your feet, I have something important to say to you." It is a geomantic treasure land, a priceless treasure left to you by your ancestors, but if you have to act rashly and break the geomantic omen of this land, you will be responsible for the consequences."

Chang Siye walked out of the crowd. He looked the man up and down and said, "Your Excellency, you have such a strong tone. What do you do?"

The man smiled and said, "My surname is Zhang Mingyu and my courtesy name is Ziming. I am a Feng Shui master. Who is your Excellency?" Who?"

"It turned out to be a gentleman who specializes in Feng Shui." Mr. Chang also smiled, "Xiao Ke Chang Zuye is well-known in this city of Beiping, and is known as Chang Si."

"It turns out to be Fourth Master Chang. I'm disrespectful." The man who called himself Zhang Yu continued, "Fourth Master is from Beiping, right?"

"Exactly, you What's the matter?" Chang Siye asked.

"I want to ask you about a person." Zhang Yu said, "This person's surname is Tang, and he is known as Tang Tiezui. Does Fourth Master know this person?"

"Ask about him. What?"

"To be honest, this person is my relative."

"Are you a relative?" Mr. Chang asked doubtfully, "I don't think your accent sounds like that. Is he from Peiping?"

"Xiao is from Jiangxi," Zhang Yu explained, "Tang Tiezui is my uncle, so I came to see him."

"You're late." Fourth Master Chang sighed, "Your uncle has been dead for several years."

"How could this happen?" Zhang Yu sighed, "I Is there anyone else in my uncle's family?"

Master Chang said: "Your cousin is still here, go find him, and don't waste our time here."

Zhang Yu hesitated and said: "But, this is indeed a geomantic treasure land. It's just that the dragon veins are suppressed."

Chang Siye waved his hand and said: "I never believed it. Those Feng Shui sayings, you should leave quickly."

Wang Lifa suddenly said: "Fourth Master, let's listen to what he said."

Seeing that the master agreed, Zhang Yu's. He became bolder and asked Wang Lifa: "Please forgive me for asking boldly, is your father not very young?"

Wang Lifa nodded and said: "Exactly, my father died less than five years ago?" Ten years old."

Now that Zhang Yu was confident, he asked: "Is your family a single generation?"

Wang Lifa nodded again: "Yes. Since my great-grandfather's generation, our Wang family has not been prosperous and has always been a single generation."

"That's right." Zhang Yu was confident this time, "Do you know why? ?" He pointed at his feet and said, "It's because this is the Dragon Vein, and your family is a small citizen of Shengdou, so naturally it can't bear the dragon energy of the Dragon Vein. , so that your family did not suffer any disaster."

Wang Lifa said to himself: "I wonder why I can't make a fortune, I can barely maintain a small teahouse." He suddenly felt blessed and looked at Zhang Yu. Holding his fists, he said: "Mr. Zhang, we are destined to meet each other. Please give me some advice."

"Well, I have to do the math to see if you can withstand the breath of dragon vein." Zhang Yu said, " Shopkeeper Wang, may I ask who Gui Geng is?"

Wang Lifa said his birth date. Zhang Yu calculated carefully. Suddenly, his expression changed, and he grabbed Wang Lifa's hand tightly: "Shopkeeper Wang, you, you"

Wang Lifa's face turned pale: "What's wrong, Mr. Zhang? Is there anything wrong? ?”

Zhang Yu’s lips were trembling, and the color on his face was constantly changing. In fact, the shock in his heart was even more intense. The person in front of him turned out to be a first-class rich man. His longevity and wealth were unprecedented, if not unprecedented. He couldn't help but raise his head and stared at this face. To be honest, this face was too ordinary, but there was a majesty in the ordinaryness, a majesty that dominated the world.

He only felt that the two muscles were fighting, and he almost crawled at the man's feet, shouting long live, but he did not do that, he was trying his best to restrain himself.

After a long time, he finally calmed down his excitement and concealed it: "It's nothing. But Shopkeeper Wang, I solemnly ask you: Do you really want me to help you open the dragon vein?"

"Is there anything wrong?"

"Of course there is nothing wrong, but opening the dragon vein is against nature. If you are not the one who obeys the destiny and opens the dragon vein without authorization, you will It will bring disaster to you."

"That's right." The Fourth Master on the side had long been impatient. He usually didn't believe in those feng shui theories. Hearing what Zhang Yu said, he was so angry. Wang Lifa said, "Shopkeeper Wang, I think it's better not to activate any dragon veins. It's getting late, so it's better to let the shopkeeper go to his grave as soon as possible."

"No," Wang Lifa shook his head firmly. Shaking his head, "I prefer to be a dead horse as a living doctor, let's give it a try."

Zhang Yu stared into Wang Lifa's eyes and said: "Shopkeeper Wang, this matter is of great importance. Do you want to Think about it clearly."

"I've thought about it clearly, so I'll give it a try."

Looking into Wang Lifa's eyes, an inexplicable fear hit Zhang Yu's heart. He felt a chill coming from the cracks in his bones, and couldn't help shivering. He nodded and said, "Okay, I'll try, but if it doesn't work, don't blame me."