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Clothing joke
The fairy skirt with wide sleeves has a slender curve, and the wide sleeves are fluttering with big peony green yarn, pink daffodils are scattered, and the green leaf skirt wears thin cicadas. Rose-colored corset skirt, embroidered with gold and silver threads as fine as fetal hair into long skirts embroidered with green smoke and purple scales of Chiba begonia branches and perch flying warbler.
Accessories: suet jasmine, small hairpin, red plum, gold thread, hollow beads, red fly, dripping water, phoenix head, golden step, hollow orchid beads; Jasper exquisite hairpin; Inlaid with pearls and jasper; Milky white pearl wreath
A blue-green shirt, a pleated skirt with scattered flowers, water mist and green grass, a light blue blue-green tulle, if the shoulders are waist-high, if the muscles are coagulated, if it is blue. Fold up the slender waist slightly, revealing a wrist in gauze. Eyes full of longing for the clear waves of spring water, a hollowed-out gold hairpin, decorated with a little purple jade, obliquely inserted in the head, tassels scattered in the hair tips. Fragrant and delicate jade is more beautiful than flowers, which means that if the root of onion is cut and contains dani, the smile will touch the soul. I slept with a face of spring water, a white jasmine gauze, a Bai Mei friedensreich hundertwasser skirt wrapped around a smoking cage, and a soft cigarette, which was really a bit greasy and tender. Long hair as black as spring slides between snow-white fingers, and it is coiled into a bun. Hosta is lifted loosely, and then a golden step is inserted. Long beaded ornaments hang down trembling, swaying between the temples, with no eyebrows, white and greasy skin, no powder, crimson lips, deep lips like Guo Dan, coral chains between wrists gesticulating with red jade bracelets, and finally scarlet beaded chains. Dressed in a long white dress with a pink pattern embroidered on it, she held a long cigarette made by Zhang Xu herself on her arm. Sandy has a thin waist and a purple belt inlaid with jade brocade. Black hair is tied up with lavender ribbon, and a few strands of hair hang naughtily over the shoulders, making the skin that fingers can break more white. There is no makeup on her face, but her eyes are fresh and moving like water, but she talks about coldness. She seems to be able to see through everything. Her fingers are slender, her skin is like coagulated fat, and there is powder in the white. She seems to be able to wring water, her lips are smiling, and her movements seem to be dancing. Her long hair hangs straight to her ankles, her hair is scattered, her hair is dancing with the wind, and her fragrance is fragrant. Her slender waist and slender limbs are like fairies. A head of moss is raised, with a butterfly tassel, and the butterfly carved into pearls on its forehead overnight exudes a faint light. Emei brushed her face lightly, but she still couldn't hide her amazing face. The crystal necklace on the neck is more and more called a clavicle, and the white jade bracelet on the wrist is lined with snow skin. A pair of gold-plated shoes on my feet are adorned with precious stones, and my beautiful eyes flow, as if I lost my breath in the dark. As ethereal and gorgeous as fireworks, wearing a pale pink dress, it is long and mopping the floor, and its thin waist is bound by clouds, which is even more charming. There is a Qibao coral hairpin in her hair, which looks like a hibiscus flower. Beautiful face, a pair of eyes charming and natural, but awe-inspiring. A head of hair is combed into a Chinese bun, which looks beautiful and graceful. The pearl of the little finger is as bright as snow, and there are stars shining in her hair. Lotus walked to the front of the temple, bent down gently and threw out a handkerchief.
The big peony green gauze is blue and red, and the pink daffodils with scattered flowers and green leaves skirt wander around the ground, covered with thin golden gauze. The drooping sideburns are inlaid with pearls and jasper, and the flowers look like water hibiscus. Salute forward
The jade hand flicked the silver string and plucked it with both hands on the guqin. The sound is beautiful and rhythmic, just like nature. After a long time, he finished playing this piece and stood up slowly.
Fine black hair, often draped over the shoulders, is slightly feminine, and sometimes it is counted loosely, showing a different style. Suddenly, it becomes cute from maturity, which makes freshmen love pitifully. Fair skin is like an egg that has just been shelled, with big eyes blinking as if it can talk, and small red lips and fair skin are more distinct. A pair of dimples are evenly distributed on both sides of the cheek, and the dimples are looming on the cheek.
Wearing a long dark blue brocade dress embroidered with white plum blossoms, she tied her slender waist with a white brocade belt. Black hair tied into a wishful bun, with only one plum and white Hosta inserted. Although simple, it looks fresh and elegant when you wash and dress in front of the mirror. The makeup is thin, and a pair of light blue silk dresses up the goose.
Put on a light pink dress with a plain white gauze dress, which is also a standard show girl makeup. Extremely elegant, the wind blows, slightly thin, but also with a little sadness.
A turquoise sweater, a pleated skirt with scattered flowers, water mist and green grass, wearing a turquoise gauze water, if the shoulders are cut, the muscles will be coagulated and faint. Charming, boneless, brilliant, three points.
The green snail has a long eyebrow, and the pearl tassel is abandoned. Three thousand moss picked up only one finely carved plum hairpin, and the lead was pale. Diane's eyebrows are charming, her green temples are thick with spring smoke, and she has an aura like Wushan clouds. When I heard that I was declared into the temple, I immediately restrained my skirt and moved lightly.
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