Cold jokes with hilarious jokes.

Picture hilarious joke: Seeing a beautiful woman on the road, the brothers of the same color came forward and boasted: Sister, your skin is really big, ah no, this chest is really white! More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Cold jokes with hilarious pictures (1) 1, I went to the bank to withdraw money, and the bank staff asked me:? What business do you do?

I said:? I withdraw money?

The man said:? Has it exceeded100000?

I said:? No?

The man said again:? There are quite a lot of people doing business now. Just go to the ATM.

When she finished, I was embarrassed to say, I can't get it from the ATM. I don't have enough money to withdraw money.

2. I am a woman. I took a taxi to the supermarket in the afternoon. The driver stopped suddenly and began to take off his clothes.

I was completely scared. I asked feebly: What do you want?

The driver's eldest brother said foolishly, the clothes are on backwards. ?

3. I am a nurse. A patient has an injection, an intramuscular injection, that is, a spanking needle. As a result, the patient took off his pants and underwear fluently, just squatted down, stood up again and said, Oh, my God, I forgot it was an injection, thinking I had to go to the toilet.

4. Two days ago, my friend went to the exit-entry administration office to get a passport, and went to Thailand to play in the summer vacation. Did he write down his excitement in the column of destination country? Guo Qin? .

After seeing the form, Pol.ice was stunned for a long time and said to him affectionately: We only do outbound business, not cross-border business! ?

Cold joke with hilarious pictures (2) 1, at two o'clock in the morning, the landlord came out of KTV and happened to meet a beautiful woman living in the same community at the door. She just came out of KTV, too.

I approached politely: Beauty, are you going home? "

? Hmm! ?

? It's so late now, it's difficult to take a taxi. Besides, it's not safe for you to go alone. Why don't I take you? ?

That beautiful woman glared at me contemptuously. TM, if you want a ride home, just say so! ?

2. a:? Wow, this is green! ?

b:？ Your golden color is the healthiest! ?

c:？ Can you two take a good shit?

I called an express train, and the master called and said, Are you on the side of the road? What are the obvious features?

A:? I have an iPhone6s in my hand. ?

4. Build a house at home, go to a brick factory to buy bricks, and ask the boss: How much are the bricks?

How much do you want? The more the cheaper!

I thought for a moment and said, give me a free one! I'm so fucking witty.

I heard that touching porcelain is very profitable. There is no way to make money. I have to do it once. After waiting for a long time, a car finally came. I was just about to rush up to my wife and hold me: honey, you are drunk, shall we go home?

I have no choice but to give up. Looking at the roaring train, I said bitterly: TM, you are lucky this time. . .

Cold jokes with hilarious pictures (3) 1. Why do you want to put a lot of flowers in the square during the festival? Because we're going to play plants vs. zombies.

2. Is there such a T-shirt: you can see the words when the lower body is tied in the waistband? Confidante? There are two words pulled out at the waistband? Big trouble? .

All smokers are good people. Pay more taxes than others, die earlier than others, and save all your pensions for others.

4. You can stay up for 2 hours playing games at night and surf the Internet for 2 hours, but it's a waste of time to take the elevator to close the door even if it's late 1 second! !

The music on the train really makes people lie on the tracks.

6. Q: How many whites have appeared in The Journey to the West? A: Thirty-six, because of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon.

7. Everyone is so kind to me: tell me my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back.

8, eldest brother, you are not a noble person, why do you always forget things?

How many farts people fart is fragrant, and those who can't kiss up are smelly. So, telling the truth won't work. It is the truth to keep flattering!

10, a gentleman loves money, takes it properly, and scatters it properly.

12, bragging is like releasing a balloon. The farther you float, the higher you blow.

;