Cold jokes about dogs.

The first question: a puppy took enough water and food to travel to the desert (no natural enemies and other hazards), and the result was the next day.

Was found dead, what was the reason?

Answer: I want to pee, but I can't find the telephone pole. I'm choking.

Question 2: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Of course, we are lucky to find a telephone pole.

And suffocate, what is the reason?

Answer: Although the telephone pole was found, it was turned upside down.

Question 3: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which is also vertical.

It was on fire, but it was still stuffy. What is the reason?

Answer: There was a little dog standing by the telephone pole to collect the urine fee. The poor guy had no money and choked to death.

Question 4: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, but I was suffocated in the end. What is the reason?

Answer: There are many puppies waiting in line to pee. Because the line was too long, they choked before their turn.

Question 5: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front, but I didn't escape the fate of being suffocated.

What is the reason?

Answer: the puppy only brought a hundred-dollar bill, and the puppy who collected the urine money could not change it.

Question 6: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

Foreign exchange has not escaped the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The dog manager said: In order to be in line with international standards, it is now changed to credit card consumption, and cash is not accepted.

Question 7: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

Foreign exchange and various cards, but they have not escaped the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The manager said: With the membership system, you must queue up again to apply for a "thousand times pee card".

Question 8: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

Foreign exchange and all kinds of cards, also know to apply for membership cards half an hour in advance, but they have not escaped the fate of being suffocated. What is originality?

Because?

The manager told me that I must have an ID card to get a card, and the puppy forgot to bring it.

Question 9: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

Foreign exchange and all kinds of cards, I also know to apply for membership cards half an hour in advance and bring my ID card, but I have not escaped being suppressed.

The fate of death, what is the reason?

A: After all the formalities are completed, the management staff will charge, stamp, check, take photos, sign, enter the password, type a receipt and inform:

Pick up the card in three weeks. ......

Question 10: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and the telephone pole was vertical.

Yes, I also brought enough money to pay the bill, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

Foreign exchange and various cards have completed the "thousand urine cards" ahead of schedule, but they have not escaped the fate of being suffocated.

What is the reason?

Manager: "In order to meet the rapid development of market demand and the requirements of information automation construction, today's' urine charging system'

System "to upgrade the system in an all-round way, and suspend card swiping for one day. "

It is estimated that you will often encounter: system failure, thousand urine card suspended service posted on the telephone pole.

Please walk to other UnionPay telephone poles 200 kilometers away to enjoy the service.

Question 1 1: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, and so did the telephone pole.

Vertically, I also brought enough money to pay for it, and there were no puppies waiting in line in front. The puppy brought a lot of change and whole money this time.

, foreign exchange and various cards, and set up a "thousand times urine card" in advance, until the system is normal today, but

Did not escape the fate of being suffocated, what is the reason?

Answer: The pole was blocked, and the Ministry of Health issued a document prohibiting the destruction of desert ecology. All such companies are prohibited, and the local health department uniformly issues licenses for supervision.

Another way of saying it is: Because it is profitable to set up telephone poles in the desert, it is too expensive to urinate in the desert in the short term.

Xu Xu Company, a private enterprise, illegally occupied desert planting land, and only used six telephone poles to do it.

Mortgage loan, borrowed more than 100 telephone poles from the bank, and the government made great efforts to curb economic overheating and low-level redundant construction.

Strike, sealed up all hush toll stations under construction of Xu Xu Company, and stopped the toll station industry.

Question 12: Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found electricity licensed by a country.

The telephone poles and telephone poles are also vertical, so I have enough money with me to pay for them. There is no puppy in line ahead, this time the puppy will take it.

I bought a lot of small change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and managed to get a "thousand times pee card" in advance, and I knew it.

The system is normal today, but it has not escaped the fate of suffocation. What is the reason?

Answer: the pole is a bean curd residue project, and it fell down before peeing.

Question 13: Another dog was traveling in the desert with enough water and food. He found a wire licensed by the state.

Pole is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, so I have enough money with me to pay for it.

There are no puppies in line. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, which they entrusted in advance.

Ok, "a thousand times urine card", I also know that the system is normal today, but I have not escaped the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

A: The local health authorities are holding a price hearing that day to discuss the charging standard. All employees

Members attended the hearing and closed their doors for one day.

Question 14: Another puppy was traveling in the desert with enough water and food. He found a wire licensed by the state.

Pole is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, so I have enough money with me to pay for it.

There are no puppies in line. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, which they entrusted in advance.

I got the "1000 pee card", and I know that the system is normal today, and I know that someone is at work today, but I have not escaped the fate of being suppressed.

The fate of death, what is the reason?

A: Receive foreign guests and suspend services to the people.

Question 15: Another puppy was traveling in the desert with enough water and food, and he found a wire licensed by the state.

Pole is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, so I have enough money with me to pay for it.

There are no puppies in line. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, which they entrusted in advance.

I got the "thousand urine card" and knew that the system was normal today. I knew that someone was at work today and no foreign guests went to the toilet.

But I didn't escape being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: disheveled clothes, no toilet.

Question 16: Another dog was traveling in the desert with enough water and food. He found a wire licensed by the state.

Pole is a high-quality project supervised by the National Development and Reform Commission. The telephone pole is also vertical, so I have enough money with me to pay for it.

There are no puppies in line. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, which they entrusted in advance.

I got the "thousand urine card" and knew that the system was normal today. I knew that someone was at work today and no foreign guests went to the toilet.

He was well dressed, but he did not escape the fate of being suffocated. Why?

Answer: the manager said that in order to cooperate with the national quality education, you must answer the "comprehensive quality question" before you can pee. Puppy @ # $% # @&; ^^%@$#%(%

It seems that there are still two answers

Foreign currency, non-convertible

There are two beautiful dogs in the back. He was embarrassed.