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Regarding the trust in marriage, it is very tiring to lose trust in marriage.
2. The fate of the earth is not to make you stay in hell all your life, but to make you fall into hell instantly in heaven and never turn over, just as a healthy person suddenly learns that he is terminally ill, a happily married person suddenly finds that the other half actually has a family, and a billionaire goes bankrupt overnight. The latter is not the most fatal, but the huge gap in the middle is the most painful.
Marriage and cars are all associated with red lights. You can't run a red light while driving; Marriage is most afraid of the red light district.
4. True love has nothing to do with marriage.
Even if it is shattered, we should create peace to appreciate each other, from reason to habit, from habit to nature. In the end, it is particularly uncomfortable not to praise each other. In a word, all the excellent qualities and virtues summed up by human beings can be used in managing marriage.
6. Both marriage and cars have weaknesses. Cars are afraid of adding the wrong oil; Getting married is afraid of being a mistress.
7.m: Marriage is the grave of love, but if it doesn't end, love will end in misery. Woman: Dating for seven years, or you will be separated if you don't get married. Sometimes love turns into feelings. Feelings will become human feelings. You will feel embarrassed if you give less. You will feel worthless if you give too much.
8. Deciding to marry someone is just a moment of courage; Guarding a marriage requires a lifetime of hard work. Because, from the beginning, love is a romantic thing, and marriage is a solemn thing.
9.- As soon as I got on the bus today, you and I dissolved our marriage. Crystal is getting married soon, and now it's nothing.
10, marriage is the grave of love, and what is more sad is that the mistress will rob the grave.
1 1. Marriage is the grave of love and the mistake of life.
12, perfect products are in advertisements, perfect people are in eulogy, perfect love is in novels, and perfect marriage is in dreams.
13, if you think you are an extraordinary person, try marriage, it will make you satisfied to be an ordinary person.
14, love needs law and marriage needs self-discipline.
15, experienced love, extreme emotion, marriage, insipid, seven-year itch. After ten years, whether the road to marriage is dead end or getting wider and wider depends on how we take care of it and how we operate it.
16. For China people, marriage is a radish and a pit, but it is unrealistic for love. Excellent people, both men and women, may be a radish with several pits, so the joys and sorrows of finding marriage are staged every day. Many men do go bad when they are rich and powerful, but even bad men are not much better.
17, the magic of marriage lies in turning the stone into gold. After years of marriage, gentleness becomes trivial, beauty becomes superficial, talent becomes ostentatious, romance becomes flashy and emotional appeal becomes wasteful. It's hard to see a couple enjoying being in love for many years.
18, love, no one can design the appearance of love, because it will never be as you wish, you can set the object you want, you can make the marriage established, but that will definitely not happen.
19, it's much harder to be a wife now than my parents! How can a woman be so tired? Defending marriage is really like a war. This is still a protracted war. Courage and foolhardy are not enough.
20. If there is no suitable potential spouse, men will postpone marriage or leave.
2 1. Marriage is just a way of life, not an ending.
Give me a lover, a long-awaited love and an immortal marriage.
23. The most tormenting thing in marriage is not conflict, but boredom.
24. Choose any honest person as a colleague at work. In summary, this is the most important factor. I don't deal with people I don't like or appreciate. This is the key. It's a bit like marriage.
When people stop believing in the myth of love, they get married. But they don't know that there is no apotheosis in marriage.
26. Career is like marriage. Over time, everyone only felt that there were advantages and disadvantages.
27. Three years of marriage is a period of burnout, seven years is a period of danger, and ten years is a period of physiological renewal. Running a successful marriage is even more difficult than winning the lottery.
28. It's best for a woman to find something similar to your small universe and living habits. Otherwise, if you watch porn, play online games or go to cafes in Amsterdam, she will think you are a freak. Otherwise you are addicted to spicy food, and she is afraid of spicy food; You are afraid of cold, she is afraid of heat; You like staying at home, and she likes shopping; Life is hard. Love and marriage are basically two unrelated things, although they are very easily confused. But there is an important connection between the two. If you have love with that woman from the beginning, even if the love disappears completely later, the remains left behind are the best cornerstone for a stable marriage. "The 3rd16th National Congress"
29. [An Yaxi: Who doesn't want to get married in the fifties and sixties, but I don't have that life. ]
30. See where a man's heart is and where his money is spent. Money is the standard by which society judges a person's success. A man's investment in money represents his attention. True love can indeed have nothing to do with material things, but true love that has nothing to do with material things must be difficult to take root and sprout in the soil of marriage. A relationship, if it doesn't rise to the level of money at all, is doomed to have no prospect. Falling in love and living are really two different things.
What about mutual trust? Phrases and sentences, talking about marriage and men's mood.
1, not all women care about family, and not all men are distracted. Nowadays, many men feel guilty and never cherish the happiness around them.
Once a woman has a family and children, she will devote herself wholeheartedly to this family, while men are still flirting outside.
The man who plays with you is duplicitous, and the man who loves you is always with you.
If you treat yourself well, tell yourself countless times that when you see him again, everything is just a cloud and forgotten. I am willing to go all out to love him even if I am hurt and shed tears. You are willing to love him even if you are covered with scars. He is still a robber after all. ...
6. How do you know who really loves you if you don't meet scum on the road of life? I hope you can meet scum again and see who really loves you.
7. Thank you for not cherishing it, so that I finally have the courage to leave.
8. Love yourself, and then have the ability to love the person you love for a lifetime. Only love! I love you!
9. If a man decides whether he loves you or not by the size of his chest, such a marriage will break up sooner or later, and a man will never satisfy his desire. ! !
10 Unfortunately, there are too many men who want to play, but none who love themselves.
1 1, no good thing is the same for men.
12, if the person you love doesn't love you now, how sad and sad it is!
13. When a woman has children, she will think of them. No matter what the man does, he will endure and want the child to have a complete home.
14, men are spoiled by women, so women should not take men too seriously.
15. If the pain gets worse, it will stop. Talking too much is tears.
Are all men like this? I obviously have a wife, and I'm still pretending not to be married outside, making love everywhere.
17 You know, I was heartbroken when you left me. Don't you feel sorry for me at all?
18. Loving you is everything. Because it is not easy for the body to love someone. It's hard to cherish each other, otherwise missing it will be a lifetime.
19. Women should love themselves, have their own jobs and be their own queens.
20. The person you love, the person you love, will never leave together. Only when the person you love doesn't love you will you cheat.
Tell me about the feeling of losing trust.
Tell me about the feeling of losing trust.
1, I choose to believe you, even if I saw it with my own eyes.
I gave you trust to close your eyes and cover your ears.
In fact, the real source of distrust between men and women is self-distrust. Therefore, if you want to trust each other, you must first be confident enough. To be confident enough, all you need to do is make yourself better.
What I am most afraid of is the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after gentleness. ...
4. Cherish those eyes that give you warmth and trust. They are smiling angels!
Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.
6. People who know you don't need to explain. Don't know you, why explain!
7. The trust between us, like our relationship, is looming.
8. Silkworms spin silks to form pupae, which people can easily destroy, but why do silkworms live in them? Because it believes that pupa is its strongest protection, it is willing to let it protect the most vulnerable time of deformation. This is the most sincere trust.
9. If you don't believe in yourself, how can I believe in you?
10, sometimes it's not that others are untrustworthy, but that we no longer trust ourselves.
1 1. Even if the whole world abandons you, at least I will accompany you.
12, there should be more trust between people.
13, falling in love with someone doesn't have to be together; Since you have chosen to be his other half, you must trust him 100%. You know, the world is so big, how lucky you are to be together. Time is so short, you have a lot of things to do together, and you have no time to guess each other.
14, the trust in some people is that even if they give you friend access, you believe that they are unintentional.
15, whatever, as long as you are pregnant with the same feelings as me, as long as this is the case, I will rest assured that I will give you my back.
16, even if I am so bad in their eyes, I am so wrong in their mouths. But I don't mind, because I know that those are not me in your heart.
17, there is nothing wrong with you, just do it if you want. You made different judgments with us because you referred to different experiences. But ... you don't have to rely on that to make a choice. Do you believe in yourself, or me and them, and the organization of the investigation team?
18, I don't believe in benevolence, evil and morality, I only believe in you.
19, too much sadness, because of you, I dare not trust friendship easily anymore.
If someone talks to me behind my back, will you give me the trust of covering my ears?
2 1, trust is when you point a gun at me, and the gun goes off, and I thought it was an accident.
22, the edge is deep and shallow, depending on your own requirements and cherish. Believe and trust with suspicion. When doubt becomes trust.
23.friends
If a friend is a mirror/
Such a good mirror/
Not only can you show your face/
Can also reflect personality and soul/
Hip-hop mirrors can't do this. ...
24. What is trust? It is a solid wall, which can resist all gossip, but sometimes it is a very thin and fragile paper, and it will break when you poke it.
25, some things, have to believe; There are some things I have to doubt.
26. Q: Who are your real friends?
My real friends are real.
27. Do you know what kind of trust I give you?
Even if one day you hit me with a gun, I will believe it until I die. It was just an accident.
28, others don't believe you, don't blame each other for not trusting you enough, blame yourself for not being able to make her trust.
29. Is it selfish to like deleting things? Deleting your messages and visitor records is to hide what I care about and love in my heart. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
30. From today on, I would rather believe you like a fool than ask what will suffocate you. Believe me, I'm not kidding you.
3 1. I don't want to say anything because I hope you can understand. I don't want my trust in you to become laissez-faire
32. "In some cases, smiling is far-fetched!"
33. Building yourself is the most impressive. ...
Comfort yourself is the most pitiful thing. ...
It is the most shameful behavior to belittle yourself. ...
Deceiving yourself is the most ridiculous memory. ...
Hating yourself is the most hateful joke. ...
Beating yourself is the most tragic failure. ...
Overcoming yourself is the most precious victory. ...
Self-reliance is the most reliable self. ...
Believe that you are the most credible self ...!
Cats have nine lives, and I have nine selves? !
When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.
35, time, can not be refilled, so that youth is precious. Commitment, can't refill, so trust is valuable!
36. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. Even if it is smooth, it cannot be restored.
What about mutual trust? Phrases and sentences, talking about marriage and men's mood.
1, not all women care about family, and not all men are distracted.
Nowadays, many men feel guilty and never cherish the happiness around them.
Once a woman has a family and children, she will devote herself wholeheartedly to this family, while men are still flirting outside.
The man who plays with you is duplicitous, and the man who loves you is always with you.
If you treat yourself well, tell yourself countless times that when you see him again, everything is just a cloud and forgotten. I am willing to go all out to love him even if I am hurt and shed tears. You are willing to love him even if you are covered with scars. He is still a robber after all. ...
6. How do you know who really loves you if you don't meet scum on the road of life? I hope you can meet scum again and see who really loves you.
7. Thank you for not cherishing it, so that I finally have the courage to leave.
8. Love yourself, and then have the ability to love the person you love for a lifetime. Only love! I love you!
9. If a man decides whether he loves you or not by the size of his chest, such a marriage will break up sooner or later, and a man will never satisfy his desires. ! !
10 Unfortunately, there are too many men who want to play, but none who love themselves.
1 1, no good thing is the same for men.
12, if the person you love doesn't love you now, how sad and sad it is!
13. When a woman has children, she will think of them. No matter what the man does, he will endure and want the child to have a complete home.
14, men are spoiled by women, so women should not take men too seriously.
15. If the pain gets worse, it will stop. Talking too much is tears.
Are all men like this? I obviously have a wife, and I'm still pretending not to be married outside, making love everywhere.
17 You know, I was heartbroken when you left me. Don't you feel sorry for me at all?
18. Loving you is everything. Because it is not easy for the body to love someone. It's hard to cherish each other, otherwise missing it will be a lifetime.
19. Women should love themselves, have their own jobs and be their own queens.
20. The person you love, the person you love, will never leave together. Only when the person you love doesn't love you will you cheat.
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